Emilie Rosson
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I will as soon as I have time off from my uni schedule - it is so much fun, I can't wait to get back to it! Thanks for taking the time to have a look. Check back in a few weeks and I should have so...
01 / 12 / 2009
amz19945587
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this is soo funni!!
01 / 16 / 2009
ally30078906
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Aaw, why'd you have to stop there?
01 / 19 / 2009
Emilie Rosson
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*shies away* SORRY! I will get back onto it though, the very minute I have time! LOL, I'm glad you all like it so much :)
01 / 19 / 2009
Rakel.Peterson
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I have only read the first page but I am already hooked!
Its brill! I especially love you notes at the bottom!
01 / 24 / 2009
cheong.huiping6662
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you're good!I think you can become a writer...
01 / 24 / 2009
xxxforgettfulxxx
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i love this!
it's like, totally hilarious.
But before I could ask, he grasped my head and thumped it against the door of my truck.
it explains a lot, LMAO!
01 / 27 / 2009
acting4eva
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can u put more i want more...this is really good
01 / 28 / 2009
livelifelove543
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i love it! im a twilgighter, but this is hilarious!!!
'dummett' staring at his feet and 'chuck' being in love with carlisle almost made me pee my pants!! so funny--write mroe!
01 / 28 / 2009
doraemi
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can u please put it for download please...i'd really love to read it in my laptop....or can u please send me a copy of this parody to my email meong_mari@yahoo.com.
thx a lot..
01 / 29 / 2009
Emilie Rosson
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Hi guys, some of you have commented about the download thing, but I don't really know what's going on with that, so I'll leave it there for now. If you want to read it better, for now I'll just adv...
01 / 29 / 2009
titemiss93
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comment on fait pour download?
01 / 31 / 2009
Josephina_93
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I love the real books and the movie, but this one! LOL! Very funny! Please, do you have some more? You are a really good writer :D I have to know what's going to happen :D
02 / 01 / 2009
beth_10669625
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asome i really love the real books and movie but this was v good to is there the rest i wld luv to read the rest i hope it will be done soon ur gd at writing i luv the suttle differences
02 / 01 / 2009
CNAChu
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hilarious.
02 / 02 / 2009
evansmommy
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fun...I especially love the footnotes!
02 / 04 / 2009
aya-angel
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I was so cracking up while reading it, but I tried hard to hide it, coz I was at work at that time and u can imagine how it looked like :D I'm glad nobody tried to call the paramedics :D
Thank you...
02 / 08 / 2009
ShuriKay
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freakin' heaven!
Its awesome!!
especially the footnotes!!!
02 / 08 / 2009
Chainjix
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Very good. I'm still "chuckling under my breath", so to speak :D
Please, do write some more. It is too good to be this short :D
02 / 09 / 2009
LauRawrish
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Haha, thats great. never laughed so ,uch in my life
02 / 12 / 2009
cadalozki1079
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this is great :) you should definetly finish it. i really love the real books but im not a fan of bella and this describes why i hate her..
love it <3
02 / 17 / 2009
invisible15
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this is the most hilarious thing i have ever read, i love twilight, but this is funny!
02 / 22 / 2009
invisible15
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i love when edward says bella's imagining them in the er! it's so funny! i practically peed my pants :D
02 / 22 / 2009
Rakel.Peterson
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gaaa i desperately want more!!! I just re-read it and laughed even more than the last time! For lack of a better phrase it is pure awesomness!!
02 / 23 / 2009
twilightlover2
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hey that was funny!when i you gonna finish it?it must continue!
02 / 23 / 2009
twi-light-lover
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Emilie - that was just brilliant and too funny! I can't get over how your mind works - you came up with so many great twists! ROFL I'm going to go look for that sneak peak of chapter 2!
BTW -...
02 / 26 / 2009
Emilie Rosson
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Hey people, I just want to say that I have deleted a few comments where emails were visible (for your privacy) xxxx
03 / 01 / 2009
elitha1318
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That was good! I kept bursting out laughing and scaring my step-dad..
Ms. Duck... that was priceless.
03 / 02 / 2009
babe with brains
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lol that was soo funny!!
i liked that bit when edward saves bella and whams her head on the truck door![MOTHERFU...] write the other series please
03 / 07 / 2009
hannah marie
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ROTFL.... ms. duck.. la shove.. motherfu... SO FUNNY!!! =))
03 / 08 / 2009
lidi-idi
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ok, i have a twisted mind,,,,cuz everything u wrote, i can imagine PERFECTLY!! especially the hosptial scene,,,,i imagine carlisle waving his arms when he says WOO-OOH!! i could not stop laffing!! ...
03 / 10 / 2009
lidi-idi
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heh-heh,,,,boy lapdogss,,,heh-heh,,,,inferior boy creature,,,,
03 / 10 / 2009
mrs.cullen
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This is funny but "Cravens","La Shove","Fangs High"
03 / 24 / 2009
mrs.cullen
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OME (Oh My Edward) you did not call Emmett "Dummett" and Jasper "Jazz"
03 / 24 / 2009
dazalicious_610
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HAHAHAHA WTFFF!!???/
im a diehard twifan but this is fking hilarious!!! "edward and the doctor back out making woo oohh sounds!" HAHHA loved it!
03 / 26 / 2009
mrs.cullen
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Why is Rennee such a b-i-t-c-h
03 / 31 / 2009
mrs.cullen
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Ewwwww is Charlie or as you call him "Chuck" gay
03 / 31 / 2009
Emilie Rosson
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For the person below who seems to be reading this as fan fic or something, this is a parody. I took the book Twilight and wrote a PARODY of it. Otherwise I may as well have re-written the book, rig...
03 / 31 / 2009
karenmddp
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ok this is funny. rennee is a real ***** and "chuck" is so gay! that the most hilouse about it and bella "duck" now that funny! ( sorry about spelling i'm really of today)
03 / 31 / 2009
rdvampy
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This is hilarious! I can't wait to read the rest!
04 / 10 / 2009
rudakshroy
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woww!!!
its jus sooooo awesome!!!
04 / 11 / 2009
VampiresAreHot_93
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LMFAO :D Just like the author's writing style
One thing I don't get about Twilight-why couldn't they just buy her lots and lots of perfume??
xxx
04 / 14 / 2009
Sheridan13
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lmfao!!! VERY FUNNY!!
<3 5 stars (>^_^<)
04 / 15 / 2009
timababe
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that was funny.
i wonder what jacobs name was,
and billy was NOT suppose to be gay.
still, very funny
04 / 15 / 2009
alicia900
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hilarious.....my fave part was when the doctor was all you have something here a fracture here a crack here a plate hear. she was all oh i fell oh ballet oh tennis practice in phoonix! haha lmao lo...
04 / 18 / 2009
alicia900
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hilarious.....my fave part was when the doctor was all you have something here a fracture here a crack here a plate hear. she was all oh i fell oh ballet oh tennis practice in phoonix! haha lmao lo...
04 / 18 / 2009
Jessie Cairo
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Really, this is hilarious!!!! Meyer really does stress the fact that Edward is a greek adonis. I love the whole thing, it makes beautiful fun of the whole chapter. UPLOAD MORE :D
04 / 20 / 2009
sugacha3558
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THIS IS HALARIOUS!!!
04 / 24 / 2009
helloholls
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hilarious!!!! I WANT MORE!!!! i love he bit when edward saved bella then whacked her head against her truck n she's like 'MOTHERFU-!' n the other bit when edward keeps saying he's dangerous n n she...
04 / 25 / 2009
Ipebble
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ARGH!!! i cant acess it unless i download it! can you please send me it, however much you've written? please? seriosuly! jhanvi101@hotmail.com
04 / 28 / 2009
F!!!12345
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ME TOO!!! SOO FUNNY lawll....hahaha
Just send it to jhanvi101@gmail.com. I'll get it from her.
hahaha...still cracking up :D
Reli funny (okay, I know I've said that b4, jeesh. Bite me) lol
04 / 30 / 2009
Emilie Rosson
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Sorry guys, not sending this out. I don't know if I can even find the file anymore. Either way, it's not complete so it doesn't get sens. Sorry!
05 / 01 / 2009
kimbot94
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HAHA, this is incredibly funny! youre good.
pleeasse, write more! (:
05 / 02 / 2009
isaura79
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I agree witht he others... Do write some more. 'We'll be waiting'
05 / 15 / 2009
_mplta
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this piece of *bleep* is so frighten FUNNY lols plz write some more =]...
05 / 18 / 2009
twilighter303
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this si funny but a shame to the twilight books.
05 / 29 / 2009
tatianak
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I'm actually a fan of Twilight, but that doesn't preclude me from having a sense of humor - I love the parody! It really is that bad in some ways. For the love of your fans you should keep writing.
06 / 25 / 2009
riz278
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HA HA this is freaking hilarious "imagining us...." ha ha. PLEASE write more!! I'd like to see this on film. lol
06 / 29 / 2009
team_jacob_rox
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lol. why do you keep chuckling and muttering under your breath? chuckle. breath. hilarious i love ur work!!
07 / 03 / 2009
itsmetwijmpje
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Chuck describing Dr.Craven was just creepy =]
and Edward is soo funny.LOL
07 / 14 / 2009
carmela~
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haha! i love this.
when are you going to update? =)
i think Chuck's gayyyy. hahaha
07 / 30 / 2009
27cowboys
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haha this is amazing.
you should write more.
08 / 06 / 2009
xMissNaturex
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Plz right more i'v been waiting for a book called chosen, which is a vampire book, and i need to read the rest of this or i will got mental :D lol
08 / 06 / 2009
starboytx
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COMIC-GENIUS!!! I LAUGHED I LAUGHED MY @$$ OFF!!
09 / 10 / 2009
