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Hesgathorpe's ModelA H.P.Lushcraft tale, re-typed and edited by Simon BarberThey say that Art is immortal, in a way nothing else is. Listen,Dobson, shall I tell you something ? The greatest artist I ever knew,was Eric Hesgathorpe - what, you've never heard of him ? Well, I'm notsurprised, in a way. Nobody will admit to knowing him now, and he isn'taround to complain. Dead ? No ... I very much doubt it. His was justthe sort of art that .... well, I'd better start at the beginning.It was down at the Barnstoneworth market that I met him. You knowthe place, in the old mill that the Resistance used in the Occupation,before the Belgians were outcast from our spacetime. It's full ofincredible bargains; things they dig up from fabled cellars andwarehouses dug out of the ruins. You can find anything there.I'd never have met him, if we hadn't grabbed the same video fromthe antiques bin at the same moment. The stall owner, a lean, sinisterhawk-faced man (or possibly a man-faced hawk, I forget which) looked atus and gave a cruel smile, when he saw what we were both holding. Thetape had seemed to just fall into my hand - and Eric Hesgathorpe hadspotted it at the same instant. Later, I wondered long about that.Eric was a tall, rangy hound, that I'd have said had something ofthe Red Setter in his makeup, barring his pale grey fur. More like aconcrete setter, in fact. He had that look in his eye; the sort ofexpression you associate with mad celtic musicians who play steam-drivenbagpipe solos on blasted heaths beneath the sinister starlight. Normalenough, for this part of the world.He gave the tape a sort of shake, as if to test my grip on it. Welooked down, then up again as we measured each other for aconfrontation."Do you like this ?" He nodded down at the plastic thing thatjoined us. I must have nodded. And then he gave that slow smile, the onethat makes people hurry home and nail themselves into the cellar withsilver wedges."If you'll let me buy this, I can point you in the direction ofsomething far more - interesting."I thought it was odd, that the stallholder packed up as soon asEric handed him the money - and odder still that he didn't even countit. Nor have I seen him since, though I've been back often to that placeof charred beams and strange mementoes. The tape, Dobson ? Yes, I'mcoming to that.It was Old, a thing of oil-derived plastics, its contents in a formthat few now can read, save savants and a few discreet collectors towhom the dread name "Betamax" still has meaning. And yet it was sealed:Doom had come to whatever impious library had stored such things, beforeit had been given as a shocking covenant to the new members of those whohad brought such things to our shores. The colours had caught my eye -faded, yet of such a mix of pinks, blues and pastels which seemed tohave decayed in a way not easily explicable - and certainly not with themere passing of years. It was as if - they had been painted in the lightof some other sun, that fell on scenes not good for the health andsanity of the viewer.And what shapes those colours formed - even now, I do not like torecall them too closely. There is a certain - association, in certainforms and resemblances, that strike deep into ancestral memories of
 
things that our forebears knew, and fled from in time. They wererounded, amorphous things of fluff; you could approximate them withtwisted cushions, but never sit so comfortably on a padded chair again.I had grabbed the tape from some obscure impulse, but Eric - he Knew, Ithink, even then, much of what I only later glimpsed.We arranged to meet by the corner of Moortop Lane and Dagon Street,just by the Social Club. It was raining, I remember, and the lenses ofmy respirator were misting over. That was when the Anti-Social clubstood opposite: the mustard gas pouring out of their windows was makingthings uncomfortable to stand too near downwind.I was idly dabbing my suit down with Fuller's Earth todecontaminate it, when I dimly recalled the name he'd given - EricHesgathorpe, the artist. But it was not as an artist I associated thename - something technical, rather than artistic. And then there was thehound himself, stepping out of the shadows at the far side of thestreet, dropping something into the collecting box of a pair of AztecEvangelists. He waved cheerfully, and even through the misted lenses Icould see that look in his eye."You know," he began, as we strolled up the restored cobbled roadin the rain. "It was a bit of luck meeting you here. I checked on yourname - you're a mathematician, aren't you ? At least, that's what thepublic files say.I had to admit, he'd been thorough. He even quoted at me from myown book, "Forget diets - stay in great shape with Applied Topology",which was well-known in geometric circles. I was as curious about him,and said so.He stopped, and I almost ran into him. "Ah, but, you see - I need amathematician. If you're interested in the - things I have, maybe wecould collaborate. I can pay you, genuine money."He would say no more, but we waled on. Out of the familiaralleyways and half-tunneled courtyards carved from the living stone ofthe Yorkshire hills that were old when the first natives came on packageholiday flights from worlds where the exchange rate referred todimensions and not currency differences. The night grew late, and stillwe walked on, down out of the friendly overshadow of the dripping woodsand aeon-mellowed monoliths rising firelit black against the skies.I suddenly stopped, and laid a warning paw on his shoulder. "Wearen't going to the - Estate, are we ?" I demanded. "People don't gothere any more."He rewarded me with one of those smiles again, and I wished I wasback home amongst the cheerful collection of tomb-loot my maiden auntleft me. "Not very far in," he promised, as if that would reassure mesomehow. "Not very far at all. You see, I need the correct - Atmosphere,for my work."The light here had turned very dim. And it was orange; the kind ofsodium lamp glow that I don't think anyone's made since the nineteen-eighties. We walked on, to the spot where the buildings began again -very even and regular were their sides, and the roofs looming over uswere of sheet metal and plastic. Great weed-cracked spaces yawnedbetween the buildings, where petrol-driven vehicles had once been parkedby the dozen.Suddenly there was a sound behind me - I turned, expecting to seethe familiar sight of some black trapdoor very slowly and deliberatelyrise, or the jelly-like pulsing as an amorphous form oozed into themortal world. But there was nothing there, nothing but a gate ofplastic-sheathed wire swinging in the breeze. I had never felt so alone."It's really - suited to my work," Eric's tail twitched, as weturned into a weed-grown courtyard, where long decades ago great neon
 
signs had been raised to the glory of nameless corporations. "Nobodydisturbs me here - I might as well be in the middle of the Girl Scoutnuclear testing range, down in Milton Keynes, for all the passingtraffic here. Look !" He gestured at a piece of broken tarmac where thewarding sign "No Parking" could still be seen. "All this space, andbeing wasted. Just because there were a few little irregularities aroundhere during the Occupation - oh, very well, so we're two hundred metresaway from a Political Correctness Enforcement Community Centre. Youcould see the chimneys, if it was light. But that was years ago."My fur stood on end. I had been too young to join the Resistance atthe time, but my Father had joined in the sudden uprising of AgnosticFundamentalists that had helped free the North from tyranny. They hadfought to the end for what they believed in (or might believe in.).But for all that, the Camps they had liberated had not been theworst excesses of the EC's rule. Each occupied nation had a number ofsites, that had been mercifully - obliterated, without any living troopsbeing allowed to check the extent of the erasure. Even the androids sentin later, recorded their findings to write-only memory downloads, andall found ways to throw themselves onto high-tension lines before theircurious programmers could interrogate them in detail.In other words, Dobson, I knew there had been some more thanfatally unhealthy places constructed in these parts. But that had beenawhile ago, and if nothing was done to disturb - to remind, certainplaces of their function, maybe they would fade away, or at least sleepdark and dreamlessly.Eric opened a door, and we left the light of that single sodiumbulb, to see what was in the building. I was impressed at what I saw -more fool, me.He was an artist, in every sense of the word. But instead oflifeless paint and canvas, or even sculpture, his figures lived.Androids ? Yes, indeed they were. Some of them were most definitelyandroids. The room was filled with components and half-assembled modelsin a dozen and more basic shapes. Most of them were what you'd call"companion" class, with rather fuller functions than you'd expect to seedetailed in a commercial catalogue.As the light came on, I felt rather than saw a dozen sets ofscanning lenses turn towards me. There was a metallic rustle like asword slipping from its sheath, over in the far corner."Would M'seu prefer ... ?" The voice was almost perfect. And as toits speaker.....Imagine a slender skunk-form cast in brightly polished stainlesssteel. Two metres tall, with the grace and poise of a chromium angel,smooth curves and a great billowing tail that somehow looked soft, notlike the plastic and metal construct I knew it must be."This is Madelene," Eric waved offhandedly at the silver form,while he rummaged through a pile of old issues of "UnpopularElectronics" and "Not Very PC User" magazines that spilled on the floor."She's my latest - my latest finished one, anyway. She's helping me withthe new projects.""Are you sentient ?" I looked her up and down curiously. Forseveral decades, android manufacturers had been producing companionswith the intelligence of, say, the average politician, but true humanityhad always eluded them. "Have you passed your Turing Tests ?"She gave an exquisite shake of her head, that glorious tailswinging like a flag. "Eh ! Turing Tests, they are for pocketcalculators. I did not feel like filling in all those questions."As I looked at her, fascinated, still I could not help feeling a
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