"You might be a NUDIST, if..."1. You have a sleek, sun kissed allover tan... 2. When you see a sign saying Crack is bad and you have no pants to pull up... 3. You bounce out the back door to take the trash out in only a smile... 4. You have a bumper sticker that sez>>> Honk if you drive naked5. Some one tells you to make yourself comfortable and you take your clothes off.6. It takes you one load to finish a weeks worth of laundry for a family of 6and.. you know, towels are so easy to fold too.7. YOU breakout in a cold sweat,when YOU see textiles8. Drool at the sight of a man/woman in a bathing suit9. "You might be a NUDIST, if..." you realize that you have no clothes on10. "You might be a NUDIST, if..." you have no tan lines11. "You might be a NUDIST, if..." you are answering this12. "You might be a NUDIST, if..." you like the freedom of no textiles13. "You might be a NUDIST, if..." you brew naked..LOL14. "You might be a NUDIST, if..." you are going to meet Jeff at Sandy Hook in 2weeks !15. You pack for a month long vacation, and it fits in a carry on16. "You might be a NUDIST, if..."The changing room for the pool consists of a couple of towel hooks on the fence.17. You just might be a nudist if you have a hot and cold running shower outdoors18. If you think that just wearing shoes and a shirt is complying with the "NoShoes, No Shirt, No Service" sign...19. If you show up for work on "Casual Friday" naked...20. If your summer wardrobe is a towel and tanning oil...21. Spilling a hot drink in your lap takes on a whole new meaning.22. You never need to worry about what to ware.23. You have more towels than clothes in the wash.24. Your idea of gettin' dressed is to wear a smile :-)25. FOR A GUY YOU MIGHT BE A NUDIST IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHAT TIME IT IS AND YOULOOK DOWN AND CHECK TO SEE WHAT TIME IT ISFOR A GIRL YOU MIGHT BE A NUDIST IF YOU HEAR "ANYONE WANNA GO WITH NO TOP" WHEN IT ACTUALLY IS ANYONE WANNA GO WITH ME TO THE SNOW TOP
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