Piemerican Magazine #4 - Feb. 24, 2009

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Paragrapher, Wordmonger-

Emperor MAR and ¶

Conductor-

Emperor MAR & Silicon

Redactor, Subeditor-

Emperor MAR

Intriguer & Accidentally Fired

-Emperor MAR

Reticulation, Developments-

Emperor MAR, The Public Domain

Press Lords-

Emperor MAR & lulu.com

Magazine Colonizer Mastermind-

(The Joe) Legend

Taste Tester-

Empress Lori

Michael Aaron Reyes as Emperor MAR

Piemerican Magazine #42005-2009 Piemerica

Spider Vision is the way to a new life:Piemerica.org0- Cover

What keeps the sewage from spilling out.

1- Recipe & Accreditation

Unlike motion pictures we can put these wherever wewant without getting fined.

2- Last Issue Recap

Too cheap to read the last issue for free? Discover themagnitude of headache you missed out on.

3- Bottom Circles W-hats What's Happ'nin

Knews

Giving our Knews a long name no one understands helps prepare our readers for the bemusing to occur.

4- ‘ot 6 Review

Our last ‘ot from an ‘ot

5- Outta Debt Collection Agency

Dumb enough to get in debt? Then you’re ready to getscammed by us!

6- Advice Oven~

Humble people ask us for advice and believe me if you ask Piemerican Magazine for adviceyou sure are humble.

7- The More Store

Items, Otems, and Etems

8- More More More Store

Doctors say.. a lot of stupid things because they washtheir brains as much as their hands.

9- Rules for Schools Explained

Rules are more fun than you think!

-Teachers

10- Vasing Harvesters

The wonderful secret nobody has been wondering about.

11- Bottom Circles W-hats What's Happ'nin

Knews

Longer stories mean better nutrition for your bones.

12- Piemerica Sells Out! Ad Space that is..

Travel solutions with travel problems (side-effects)

13- Excerpt from (The Joe)’s Autobiography-World Heavyweight Champion- March, 1924

(The Joe) was hungry for the win and for a pie.

14- Excerpt from (The Joe)’s Autobiography-World Heavyweight Champion- March, 1924

You’ve been waiting to read this all your fruit fly’s life.

15- ‘ot 5 Review

We take you even farther back in time but it is not as if you ever left time.

16- Reality Fragrances

Our print ad ruined by you already seeing the jokes inThe Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Christmas Eve Special

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- Back Cover

Four its sit around the table, one is for U, one is for me,one is for us, one is not free. Air called the night withhunger then sat on stage undone. Air was undone.

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It's February 2009 and you don't know what that means! It means that it's time for PiemericanMagazine's Month of the Month winner to be revealed. This month's Month of the Month winner for February 2009 is.. *page roll* FEBRUARY!Congradualations* to February for being February's Month of the Month!

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Note the word "Congradualations" is not meant to be spelled"Congratulations."The word is Con

gradual

ations meaning, "Slow and hardly noticeablecongratulations."In the case of this award the congratulations last about 1 month.

From the cover with the map, to the urge to take a nap, PiemericanMagazine #3 was filled with new design, new public domaingraphics, and new content. Piemerican Magazine #3 was releasednearly four years after its preceding issue and was the first issue tobe on sale worldwide yet not sell even as much as the high schoolcampus issue releases of #1 & #2.

The Joelympics

The Joelympics are a once every PiemericanMagazine #3 event. Fortunately we managed to cover The Joelympics in Piemerican Magazine #3 or elsethey may have never existed. Numerous wackysports were described in brief detail and even morenumerous than the sports were the alphanumericcharacters that appeared on the two pages TheJoelympics were covered on.

‘ot 6 Review from 20 ‘ot 6

Emperor MAR & (The Joe) push theboundaries of text based hilarity pulling outevery trick from the trunk, every word from thebird, every dupe from the coop, & even aSteam Puppet. Several people who read thislaughed themselves to death, at least that ishow we spin the story in...

Test Your Love for Pie

Piemerican Magazine finally ran a piece aboutpie and pieces of pie. But this piece wasn'tabout how much we love, oh no, becausewriting about that would waste valuable pieeating time. This piece was about how muchYOU love pie. Piemerican Magazine #3 didn't just take interactive pie related magazinequizzes to a whole new level, it took leveltaking in a different direction, down.

School or Work?

You wrote into our Advice Oven (providing that youare Joenan, Egg/Muzzz, or Empress Lori) with your questions about school, work, & work at school. Our top chef Emperor MAR baked your questions andsent them back to you as "answers" on a digitized yetprintable piece of paper. We gave Egg/Muzzz exclu-sive study tips never seen before (because theysuck!) or after (unless you read it again). We toldJoenan "It ain't funny to have no money (except toeveryone but you)." Empress Lori found out that it isnot great to get to work late and she knows this nowas she is on her 10th job since February 2006 whenit was written to her.

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