Piemerican Magazine #3 - Feb. 24, 2007

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Writing, Argot, Colloquial Vernacular, &Idiolect-

Emperor MAR, (The Joe) Legend, & Empress Lori

Directing, Dominion, & Autonomy-

Emperor MAR

Editing, Expurgation, Suppression, &Bowdlerization-

Emperor MAR

Designing, Contriving, & Unlikely CIA Member

-Emperor MAR

Photos, Depictions, & Effigies-

Emperor MAR, Stock.xchng, & More!

Publishing, Apportion, & Printing-

Emperor MAR & lulu.com

Magazine Founder & Instigator-

(The Joe) Legend

Taste Tester-

Empress Lori

Michael Aaron Reyes as Emperor MAR

Founders of Piemerica-

Emperor MAR & Tim R. LeValle

Piemerican Magazine #32001-2007 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Spider Vision is the way to a new life:Piemerica.freehostia.com0- Cover

The fun begins and the funds end.

1- Filling & Accreditation

It’s like the contents of the magazine also known as thispage here.

2- Last Issue Recap

How many hats does it need?

3- Bottom Circles W-hats What's Happ'nin

Knews

Do you ever wonder or do you just sit still?

4- Alternating Words, Piemerican Airlines Ad.

you are the best thing from up around the top wherethere are clowns dancing all crazially until

5- Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven

Nothing says advice like cold cold ice because neither of them can talk.

6- Love for Pie Quiz

This quiz will be fun?

A.

Not likely

B.

It is more fun on a bun.

C.

“Wait I saw this in a movie once!” “Yeah we’replaying Scene It.”

D.

I’m turning there right now.

7- Love for Pie Quiz Results

Yes, we have the answers you’ve been looking for!

8- Public Classifieds

You sincerely thought that buying this magazine wasenough? Here we beg you for more.

9- Piemerican Magazine’s Guide to The Joelympics

Titans clash in this titanic series of sportunate events.

10- Piemerican Magazine’s Guide to The Joelympics

Piemerican Magazine guides you to The Joelympics atest of stomach strength, lackwit, & questions.

11- Lesson Mania! Book Ad.

When there's nothing left to do dance! Cause dancingwill cheer anybody up.... except the cripple.

12- Bottom Circles W-hats What's Happ'nin

Knews

Cardboard sums up most card games.

13- 2006’s 'ot 6 Review

‘ot 6 Review from 20 ‘ot 06!

14- 2006’s 'ot 6 Review

Timeless tears shall be shed.

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Piemerican Knews~

Food with Attitude

Not just bitter tasting.

16- Piemerican Officers Of Police departmentAcademy

Now that we rule the skies we must also rule the streets

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- Back Cover

The window glass blushes from the sunlight. During theweekend they bent the sail. We sail in circles waiting.Waiting for a hammer that lies on a bed of nails.

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Piemerican Magazine #2

Piemerican Magazine #2 took us to new heights of bookdumb &pie ateing with it’s long awaited album review & Book DrinkingSection, new Knews, teen-tractive advertising, health unconscioussenselessness, helpful product peddling, ways to enhance your uglife, another classic ‘ot 6 Review, & gave you the Piemericancitizen the opportunity to become a Piemerican Airlines pilot.Thanks to the untrained civilians flying their planes PiemericanAirlines now has 300% less crashes every sixty-two minutes.

(The Joe)’s Album Review

Annual Music Album Review by: (The Joe)

(The Joe) finally told it like it is & is it like it told. (TheJoe) reviewed various made up albums, which werealmost as bad as the 2005 release

Walrus & Alpaca Get Rode Again

. (The Joe) also reviewed thestunning

Piemerican Disc

, then Piemerica’s first &only album. Piemerica has since released dozens ofCDs the likes of which Piemerican Egg/Muzzz wassupposed to review but he only did a few althoughhis reviews were nothing to say “Pee you!” aboutbecause no one had to take a drug test.

Cold Drips vs. Seat Belts

The war of cold drips & seat belts who will win? See Inside Why? We don't know

This intrusive article made even the dumbestdummies & the smartest smarties say “Huh?Ray!” No Ray wasn’t there but we were.Wearing a wet seatbelt is no fun. Crates win!Now pay up.

Doctorb’s Advice

Hear advice from our expert doctorbs-"..Living people some breathee air back wards in color."

Honey buns are healthy but only for marriedcouples. Have you ever readred? Allredever says is “Read me.” Who needs a doctoranyway? I eat apple pie everyday. If you havefood poisoning go to the doctorb. If you havedude poisoning break up with him. Doctorbseverywhere agree that one is 1 & three is 3.Now Prepare to journey into the depths of your very own shoe & discover smells the likes of whichyour feet have never shown. This is

Piemerican Magazine #3

, Piemerica’s latest craze.

Book Drinking Section

Remember Drinking Books? Well you’ll want to forget after you read of our bOOk drinking Section.

We took Book Drinking Central from our website,condensed it into two readable pages & createdPiemerican Magazine #2’s Book Drinking Section.This was subtitled

Drinking Books What You Need to Know

. It finally, as promised nearly three yearsbeforehand, told aspiring book drinkers everythingthey could need to know to become a bookard.