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The Mutt Gut Decimator
Hide your dog's holiday fat.
Christmas Color Bowls
Impress your colorblind pet with theseChristmas color themed feeding bowls.
Missing Link Costume
For the evolutionist who has everything except proof of macroevoltion, thiscostume can turn your dog into the "missing link" between dogs and reindeerswhich you can then wow your "scientist" friends with for several monthsbefore having to print a small retraction that will certainly be ignored.
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Pet Gifts
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Phat Cat Crib
Show your friends and family how much you carefor them by buying your cat this deluxe house foronly $218!
1. Pet Gifts
On page one because if you’re crazy your pet comesfirst in your life.
2. Adult Gifts
Enjoy giving because adults usually receive bad gifts.
3. Kid Gifts
Good for at least 8 seconds of excitement.
4. Teen Gifts
Gifts almost good enough to get a “Thank You”
5. Actual Items
Actually Being Sold by Piemerica! Please buy these!
6. Shipping & A Special Special
We protect what you expect!
Adult Gifts
Marble Keepsake Dad Appreciation Poem
Thank your dad for not having any inheritablecreativity by giving him his keepsake with a poemyou didn't write and probably didn't even read.
Moxey Bon(The Box of Money)
The perfect gift forthat uncle you knownothing about whoalways shows up atChristmas bearinggifts for everyone.
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Assorted Wine
Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus and Jesusturned water into wine so I suppose that meansthat you can turn wine into barf if you'd like.
Fruit Basket
Proof that you can mix apples and oranges. You'llbe wishing Christmas had come early when yourtaste our out of season apples.
Coal
Great to give to those naughty parentswho lie to their kids about there being aSanta Claus.
Nut Cracker
The one product thatmakes you happyabout its falseadvertising.
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