Cat Box(The non-smelly kind)

Hey cheapskate, catslove plain boxes as toys.This box is free!Pay only shipping!

Cheesy Chaser Remote Mouse

Have enough money to not have real mice in yourhome? Buy this fake one. Sure to be 2 hours of fun!Includes internal battery (Max. Life 2 hrs.)

Pet GiftsContents

1. Pet Gifts

No laser pointers but still a lot of fun!

2. Adult Gifts

Adults get gifts for Christmas? Really?

3. Kid Gifts

But kids these days don’t need anymore toys..

4. Teen Gifts

Back in my day we weren’t spoiled & we didn’t evenhave refrigerators.

5. Specials

Special because they’re e

special

ly expensive.

6. Shipping

We bring you the thing!

Business Dog Tie

Tired of your dog mooching off of you when theeconomy is in turmoil? Get him this business tieand send him to work!

Argyle Hat and Scarf

Nothing says you love your doglike teaching it to be humble.Comes with a free life-timesupply of pity.

Game Mascot Gymboree

Want your pet to be thenext

Sonic the Hedgehog

?The Game MascotGymboree is the perfecttraining ground for yourpet to become a platformhopping, ramp rolling,furry hero with attitude thatust won’t quit!

Golden Pen

This $75 pen is certifiedfor being able to write sixwords (maximum) beforerunning out of ink.

Adult Gifts

Soap

Don’t miss youronce-a-yearopportunity to givesoap to all yoursmelly friends whowould be offended bythis gift any othertime of year.

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All I got for Christmas was this crappy crying figurine

” Figurine

A figurine that shows the sorrow of getting a worthless figurine forChristmas.

Large Storage Box

Anyone would be thankful receiving thisperfect gift used for storing those not-so-perfect Christmas gifts in the attic. Pre-warped to go along with other boxes in theattic.

Aspirin

Holiday soiree hosts & hostesses will love thisstress relieving gift.

Husband Hat

Show your husband how much you love himby not requiring him to be respectablelooking in public.