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F
ebruary
2009
FRANZ FERDINAND
 
W
e catch up with Andy Parsonsas he prepares to set off on a37 date tour of his new show‘Citizens!’. Kicking off at the end of JanuaryAndy is touring the length and breadth of the UK through into May. In “Citizens!”,the promotional blurb declares, Andyillustrates how as citizens of the world wecould change it, if we really wanted to - if only we could be arsed. But what exactlywill the show consist of?“I’ll be instructing people that they havethe power to do things,” Andy ex-plains, “and then whipping them upinto a frenzy… Fully understandingthat the next day they’ll do absolutelynothing.”It’s a timely subject for him to behandling as we’re constantly remindedthat the world is undergoing greatchanges right now, changes that arehaving a massive effect, and equallythe world is waking up and recognisingthat there is plenty more that urgentlyneeds change.“We live in exciting times.” Andycontinues, “There’s a black man run-ning America and we now own most of our own banks. Some pretty amazingthings have happened in the last sixmonths… And someone’s closed downa Dorset Lapland after a Facebookcampaign. There are things afoot! If people really care about things theycan change things, it’s all about ‘whatdo you care enough about’, and ask-ing those sorts of questions.”Indeed people power can be animpressive and wonderful thing, if thepeople can be bothered. The recentAmerican election saw masses of people turning out to vote who wouldnever normally have made the effort.Is Barack Obama a change Andy canbelieve in?“He’s done a lot in his first 100hours or so… He’s signed off to closeGuantanamo bay, he’s bringing thetroops back from Iraq, he’s going toput global warming at the top of theagenda, he’s saying that science willbe at the forefront, he’s going to lookat the emissions schedule. There area lot of things he’s already said he’sgoing to do in the first 100 hours.Things Bush had no chance of doing,and was in fact doing the complete op-posite for the last eight years.”And in other news… The financialcrisis and the worldwide bankingsystem; again a topic very much of themoment and certainly something inneed of change. Does Andy think thecurrent catastrophe will bring aboutchange in the banking system?“I think they may effect change inthe short term. I think there will besome regulation. There was a timewhen I was growing up when thosebespectacled bastions of society, the bankmanagers, everybody looked up to them,but now most people haven’t a clue whotheir bank manager is and nobody’s gotmuch respect for banks at all. It’s goingto take a long time for them to rebuild therespect if they succeed at all.”Whilst the decision was not ours, we’reall effectively contributing to help sort outthe economy now with tax-payers moneybeing injected into the banking system totry and alleviate the crisis. Does he havefaith in the government’s rescue efforts?“Well a couple of amazing things havehappened haven’t they? One, GordonBrown was supposedly dead and buried,and then after a massive worldwide crisis,biggest worldwide crisis for twenty years,possibly for longer, suddenly his approvalratings are well up again! Secondly, thegeneral feeling was that we were spendingfar too much money and that they were go-ing to have to cut back on the bulk ser-vices… and then suddenly when we’re tightfor money he’s throwing money at it!”Andy’s new stand-up show, “Citizens!”,as you can see comes with an exclama-tion mark and it seems quite fitting for aman who’s on stage delivery seems to lendevery sentence an exclamation mark. Hisexcitable ranting style is unmistakeable andsomething of a trademark these days; butdeep down within is Andy an angry person?“Yeah well I suppose that’s true of every-body isn’t it, we read the papers and wefind out what’s been happening and you’rethinking ‘how has that happened?!’, ‘howare they doing that?!’, ‘why on earth didthey think that was a good idea?!’ and youknow it all spins off that.”Whilst we all keep up with the news fromtime to time and like to read a paper, Andyhas been keeping a close eye on all thingsnewsworthy throughout his comedy career.More recently his angle on topical eventshas been seen on Mock The Week wherehe holds a regular spot, but his satiricalsword was sharpened many moons agoas a lead writer on the classic ITV pup-pet show Spitting Image and contributingsketches for BBC radio show ‘Week End-ing’. Does Andy ever ‘switch off’ and take abreak from keeping a constant professionalawareness of the news?“Well its quite nice to go on holidayand not know what’s happening, but thensometimes it’s quite nice to come back fromholiday to find out what’s been happeningand go ‘ooh I didn’t know that had hap-pened’. You go away for a week and there’salways a lot that’s happened; people havedied, people have resigned, you know vari-ous things have occurred… I do gigs everyTuesday night, a show called ‘The CuttingEdge’ in London [weekly topical comedynights at the Comedy Store]. So in someways you’ve always got to be on top of what’s been happening that week.”Comedy wasn’t an immediate career choice for Parsons, but his passion for humour began to take hold whilst studyingat Cambridge University where he met hislong time comedy partner Henry Naylor.The two of them have worked extensivelytogether as well as enjoying nine seriesof their own show on Radio 2 ‘Parson’sand Naylor’s Pull Out Sections’. It was theacting bug that brought them together andthen later saw them both taking importantroles in the running of Footlights, but it wasLaw that brought Andy to Cambridge in thefirst place.“I had absolutely no interest in doinglaw from day one. I’d done scienceA-Levels and I hated science A-Lev-els. They didn’t let me do English atuniversity because I’d done scienceA-Levels, and so it had to be somesort of crossover topic and that wasLaw, but I had no intention of ever practising it.”Joining the ever growing list of well-known Footlights alumni, AndyParsons and Henry Naylor were ClubSecretary and President respectivelyfor the year 1989-90, with other no-table names such as Sue Perkins andBen Miller rising through the ranksbehind them.“I didn’t really know much aboutFootlights until I was there, and in factreally what kindled my interest in someways was the National Student The-atre Company, I managed to get up toEdinburgh with them for a couple of years, and that was much more whatstarted me off on that path as it were.”Comedy has found itself newsworthyof late, with Mock The Week also be-ing dragged out into the scrutiny of thetabloid’s morality guardians followingthe infamous Ross/Brand affair. It’s aninteresting time to be a comic, particu-larly when working for the Beeb.“ The BBC has got to put out stuff for all tastes and for the
Daily Mail 
todecide what should be on the BBC Ithink would be a mistake. The fact thatthere were two complaints after theoriginal [Russell Brand] show and thenafter a concerted campaign for twoweeks you’ve got 40,000 complaintsfrom people who hadn’t been of-fended… But they might be offended…And of course off they went and foundout they were offended… It didn’tseem the right way to go. But it’ll beinteresting as far as I’m concerned, interms of, if and when Mock The Weekreturns, how that will affect all theseproducers who have to tick boxes…It’ll certainly make putting together atopical TV comedy show a more pain-ful experience.”Mock The Week came ‘under fire’when the
Daily Mail 
highlighted aFrankie Boyle joke broadcast shortlyafter the Ross/Brand affair exploded ina mini-scandal that’s been widely deridedfor its delayed reaction, the show havingfirst aired eighteen months previously.“You’re always gobsmacked when peoplecomplain about stuff that happened some-time in the past, it seems remarkable. Butbasically it’s just people trying to sell pa-pers isn’t it and in some ways it’s a shamethat were just giving them extra publicity byrepeating the name of their publications.”Andy Parsons is on tour now. See
myspace.com/andyparsonslive
for dates, venues and booking information.
Andy Parsons
Ian Phillips got topical with the star of Mock The Week and The Lost Weblog Of Scrooby Trevithick ahead of his new UK tour...
 
J
on Richardson has enjoyed arelatively rapid rise; winning the 2007Best Newcomer gong in Edinburgh atthe if.Comedy awards and last year gettingthe Chortle Breakthrough Act award. Jon’swas named in the top five of 
Q Magazine’s
reader poll listing comedians to look outfor in 2009 and these days following thedeparture of Russell Howard, Jon has hisown show on BBC 6Music with his ownname in the title and everything! This year Jon embarks on his first solo tour…“A whole evening in the company of me.” [He sighs] “Which’ll be interesting. Aninteresting experience for the audience.[Another sigh]“It’s kind of everything I’ve got really,‘cos it’s the first thing that I’ve done likethis, it’ll be best bits from the last twoshows plus, you know, stuff that I’m thinking of at thetime, stuff I’m working onthere and then. I want topick the best of every-thing, the current stuff isoften the funniest ‘cos it’ssort of fresh and it’s new.So there’ll be plenty of new stuff in there as well.For people who’ve seenthe last shows.”Jon’s last two showsat the Edinburgh FestivalFringe (Spatula Pad andDogmatic) proved verysuccessful; hence theawards and recognition.But despite this acclaim,Jon can’t help but findthings to worry about.“ I get it in my headthat if people have seenstuff before… You don’tperform it as well… I’m notthe kind of comic that issearching for that amaz-ing one-liner that they canuse for the rest of their career. It’s quite an Ameri-can thing to build up thatten minutes that you doeverywhere. Because I’vedone compereing a lot, I’mmore interested in stuff that is current, somethingmore interesting. Becauseyou’re enjoying telling it, if you’re talking to an audience about some-thing that is only happening that day thenit’s bound to be more exciting then I think.”It’s early on in the interview and we’vealready come across one of Jon’s littlefoibles, he has a few. Does his tendency toworry affect his act?“I certainly include it in my act, I don’tknow… It sounds negative, like I can’t getover it, but I have to include it becauseI do… I’m not one of those incrediblyconfident comics that is quite happy just torattle on and is deluded enough to be-lieve that what they’re doing is of so muchimportance that the audience interactiondoesn’t matter, you know you’re there tomake people laugh and be interesting andI think if you’re aware of the fact that theaudience is there you can’t help but be alittle bit neurotic about it and conscious of it.”He was once described by The Scots-man as a ‘junior version of Victor Meldrew’and by
The Herald 
as a ‘grumpy youngman’, would he agree to being labelledgrumpy?“Well, this is kind of what my last year’sshow was about… Trying to disprove thatI’m grumpy. I kind of resent being toldthat I’m grumpy; it’s just that I tend to likethings done a certain way. I just think,where things aren’t right, where peopledon’t behave well it’s better to pass com-ment and try and makes things better,rather than to delude yourselves with other things or pretend that things are alright. Ithink the only way that things are gonnaget better is people picking up…”He stops himself mid sentence as some-thing infuriating catches his eye:“As I talk to you now some prick has justgone by on his mobile phone while driving.That’s the sort of thing… were I in my car he’d get a good strong blast on the hornnow but because I’m incapacitated there’snothing I can do about it but, you know, Ithink you’ve got to pick up on things whereyou see them.”Does this kind of thing happen to himoften, getting incensed by the actions of others?“Yeah, when they affect negatively onother people. Because I live, you know,I live sort of on my own and I keep awayfrom people and I make sure that when Igo out I don’t cause any negative influ-ence on anybody else. If I am with friendsI try and make sure that I’m considerateto them, if I’m driving I’m considerate toother road users. The times I get angri-est are where someone’s own actions or something that they do purely in their ownself interest makes life worse for other people… Even slightly worse you know. If we all just looked after the people aroundus… This sounds incredibly… I sound likeI’m putting myself up as Jesus now… But Ithink if you look out for the people in your immediate vicinity then the world can’t helpbut get a little bit better then. Part of mak-ing sure people are looked after is gettingangry at people sometimes.”The accusations of grumpiness come notas attacks upon his style or persona, butrather as attempts to describe his act byreviewers – as reviewers are kind of ex-pected to do. We can speak from personalexperience here, that from seeing his lastshow in Edinburgh (Dogmatic) if Jon Rich-ardson is grumpy, then we’re grumpy too.You can’t help but agree with his moans.“Well that’s what I hope, if I get to a pointwhere I’m doing these rants and peoplearen’t nodding then I need to shut up Ithink, but hopefully if people are noddingalong then I think I’m saying somethingthat’s relevant and interesting and shouldbe said really and erm… Yeah if I actuallyget to the point where I’m just whingeing atstuff and people don’t understand what I’mwhingeing about then I’ll erm… Can I get…oh ok… sorry I’m just trying to set up…shall we try some of that… do you wannaget yourself a sandwich?”We’ve lost him… and he’s lost us…We’re chatting to Jon on his mobile, andas it turns out, he’s in Ascot this afternoontrying to find a place to eat.“This is ridiculous… Ascot doesn’t sellfood after 3pm! I’m having a meeting withanother comic about some writing thatwe’re trying to do… We picked Ascot asa kind of neutral middle ground betweenSwindon and where he was…”At this point we lose Jon again for a mo-ment as he pops into an eatery and makeswhat turns out to be a futile attempt to getsome food. And then he’s back and youcan almost hear the steam building up.“Who’d have thought it! He’d got foodthere… He’s got burgers and pies be-hind the counter but he refuses to cookthem!! D’you see exactly the sort of shitI’m talking about… And he’s called hisplace ‘Ascots’ as well… You can’t call your business after the town it’s in and then failto provide a service to that town… Ridicu-lous!”“Well you can put this in the interview.Don’t go to Ascot if you want hot foodafter 3pm! These guys are dicks! It’s allvery well if you wanna watch posh womenprance around after horse in ridiculoushats. But if you want a bowl of chips,you’re better off in Bracknell… It’s obvi-ously one of those places where they havefood for the locals, but when they get asniff that you don’t live around here theydon’t want you coming back… Outsiders!”Jon is known for being susceptible toannoyances and of course for his littleneuroses. These traits are laced with alittle hint of OCD.“I try less and less to describe it asOCD. I just think it’s a consequence of be-ing very aware of things around me meansthat… You know like in the papers at themoment you’ve got Gaza and you’ve gotthe recession, things that however terriblethey are you can’t really do anything about.And it’s right to read about them and itsright to care about the world you live in.But when you can’t influence those thingsyou can get very wound up so my copingstrategy… You can either stop reading the papersand not be aware of things or you can makesure that things in your own remit are how youwant them… So I cancope with recessionsand war and things likethat if I know that whenI get home and lockmy door things are tidyand how I want them. Ithink OCD is probablygoing to become moreprevalent in society asmore people try andcontrol the things, sortof, within arm’s reach. Ithink that’s all it is, but I just try and avoid sayingOCD ‘cos it sounds likeI’m using what can bequite a serious prob-lem for comedic effect.Which isn’t my inten-tion.”Whilst Jon doesn’t useOCD for comic effect,unfortunately other peo-ple do have a tendencyto use it for their ownpersonal amusement.Does Jon suffer at thehands of mischievoustypes trying to mess withhim?“I did an interviewonce with a radio station in Swindon wherethe guy came round to my house, which Iwasn’t entirely comfortable with to beginwith, but then I went to get coffees and hemoved stuff around and played like a littlegame where he said: ‘Right I’ve movedfive things and you have to find what theyare.’ And I found four of them while he wasthere and he wouldn’t tell me what the fifthone was. It ruined the rest of my day ‘cos Iknew there was something that wasn’t rightand I knew that I couldn’t find it. It didn’thelp… But yeah people do… If I’m outhaving food with some friends, they watchthe way I eat because I eat very carefullyas well, and I make sure that at the end Ihave a portion with a little bit of everythingon it. Towards the end it becomes quite anendeavour to be honest, you can see theconcentration on my face and they alwaystry and finish their food first so they canwatch me eat with a smile.”Jon Richardson is on tour now.The Jon Richardson Show is on BBC6MusicSundays 10am till 1pm
myspace.com/jonrichardsoncomedian
Jon Richardson
Ian Phillips chatted to one of comedy’s rising stars about neuroses, grumpiness, and where to get hot food in Ascot...
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