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KNOCK KNOCK . . .
WHO
’
S JOKING?
A riotous collection of one liners, short jokes, and the A to Z of top qualityknock knock jokes.
 
 
“Knock Knock . . . Who’s Joking?”
 A riotous collection of one liners, short jokes, and the A to Z of topquality knock knock jokes.If these don't register on your chuckle meter, check your pulse!We encourage you to share this book FREELY with others, and passon the humor virus!For more clean, short, funny jokes visit our website at:
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Yours in Laughter,
The Giggle Guys
 
ONE LINERS1. So much to do. So few people to do it for me.2. The thought of terror frightens me.3. You can't teach people to be lazy. They either have it or they don't.4. If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.5. The older you get the better you get - unless you're a banana.6. Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.7. Early to bed, early to rise. Work like hell and advertise.8. Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance of getting itwrong.9. I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life - unless I want to buy something.10. Ninety percent of politics is deciding who to blame.11. Hello fellow telepaths. You're fine, how am I?12. If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.13. If your dog is fat, you probably aren't getting enough exercise.14. Dogs have masters - cats have servants.15. If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why I'm so miserable.16. My Dad's religious. That is, if football is a religion.17. The trouble with life is that you're half way through it before you realize it's a do it yourself thing.18. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.19. My road to success could do with less potholes.20. Individuality. Great in everything except police line-ups.21. Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.22. All the world's a stage and I've got an obstructed view.23. I'm still not sure I understand ambiguity.24. Space is an illusion. Disk space doubly so.25. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?26. Never let facts get in the way of a good argument.27. There is nothing wrong with my car that money can't fix.28. Nothing in life can hurt you - except of course barbed wire, but that's another story.29. Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.30. Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.31. May I refuse to inherit the earth?32. Never say, "oops!" Always say, "ah, interesting!"33. Age is only important when it comes to dead fish and good wine.34. If cars have horsepower, why don't boats have fishpower?35. Is watching summer re-runs deja view?36. You learn something new everyday - if you're not careful.37. It's a small world - but I wouldn't want to mow it.38. A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?"39. Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award because he was out standing in his field?40. Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreensaying 'Parking Fine.'"41. Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but thereception was fantastic.42. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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