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    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool
    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool
    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool
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    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool

    By P.C. Anders

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    Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems, they are mainly to blame for wars, unsafe sex, and global warming.

    So argues this short book exploring the explosive Rise of lingam massage and its promise for world peace and economic prosperity. This yoni-friendly book also demands equal Justice For All Yonis. Agreeing that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises, the book suggests that many war-mongering, global-warming politicians need their Inner Clitorises to be kicked awake by a SWAT Team of lingam specialists.

    By the author of "The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, China" and "The Complete Uncensored Massage."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherP.C. Anders
    Release dateDec 14, 2011
    ISBN9781465889775
    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool
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    P.C. Anders

    What does a Vietnamese masseuse mean when she asks, "Massage Your Baby"? Why is lingam massage a hot topic in the Philippines? Suggestions for the Care and Protection of Balls, and against penile insult: Massage-lover P.C. Anders writes uninhibited, lighthearted, uncensored, sexy, and funny stories about massage, often playing with words, language, ideas, and observations of travel and women. He agrees with Mark Twain, who wrote: "Nature knows no indecencies. Man invents them." He believes that massage is a humanizing force, a force for peace, and that "the simple desire to reach out and touch someone" (Houellebecq) and to be touched is a deeply human instinct that will, in addition, make us a more peaceful planet.

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      Lingam and Yoni Massage - P.C. Anders

      Lingam and Yoni Massage

      A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool

      P.C. Anders

      Copyright © 2011, 2017 P.C. Anders

      All rights reserved.

      This edition updated September 2023

      Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the publisher of this book.

      Twitter: @imbooks

      Cover design by Janie Lescueta.

      Image credit: wisky / 123RF Stock Photo

      Table of Contents

      CopyrightPage

      Disclaimer & About this Book

      Dedication

      Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool

      Excerpt from The Complete Uncensored Massage

      Also by P.C. Anders:

      Disclaimer & About this Book

      This short public interest book is meant to be funny, sexy, non-pc, political, and satiric; it is highly priapic: meaning, it is about our penises (lingams) and vaginas (yonis, pussies), but contains little technical information.

      (Note: The cover design presents a humorous look at a possible position in which lingam and or yoni massage could be administered, thus saving a few trillion dollars for mankind; it is not the officially recommended position. This book may contain language unsuitable for children or puritanical adults,

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