Engelsk-Norsk Vitsebok 2
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Engelsk-Norsk Vitsebok 2 The English Norwegian Joke Book 2 is an excellent way for Norwegian people to practise their English - and for foreigners who are trying to learn Norwegian. More great jokes just like the first English Norwegian Joke Book. Great jokes like:
Gartner: Jeg bruker alltid masse hestemøkk på rabarbraen min.
Venn: Personlig foretrekker jeg eggekrem.
or this classic
En dame satt på bussen med babyen sin da en mann kom bort til henne og sa: «Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. »
Damen ble tilsynelatende svært opphisset over dette.
«Hva er i veien?» spurte buss-sjåføren.
«Mannen der borte bare plager meg, » sa damen.
«Vel, ikke bare sitt der, » sa sjåføren. «Gå bort og si hva du mener om ham: jeg kan holde apen din for deg. »
I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I'm pretty fluent - and know lots of great jokes as well. When you're trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways - and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won't enjoy it as much. To sum up, 10 good reasons for downloading The English Norwegian Joke Book 2.
It improves your reading skills.
It improves your spelling - and your writing.
It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
Jokes are short - and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
Jokes are memorable - so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
If you're a teacher, you can entertain your students.
If you're a student, you can entertain your teachers.
It's available in a wide variety of formats
It's available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
It is a GREAT way to improve your English - or Norwegian.
Jeremy Taylor
I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.
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Engelsk-Norsk Vitsebok 2 - Jeremy Taylor
Introduction
In the English Norwegian Joke Book 2 there are 100 more jokes for you to enjoy and also improve your English. It is entirely up to you how you use the book though, like a swimming pool, we recommend that you don’t stay in for too long or you won’t enjoy it as much. We recommend ten jokes a day, then wait, if you can, until the following day for the next ten.
Some jokes are aimed at ten year olds - so if you are forty, don’t complain that you’ve heard some of them before. If you’re ten, don’t worry that you don’t understand some of the jokes aimed at adults. Try again in another ten years.
-OBS!
Vi som er ansvarlige for denne boka, er motstandere av rasisme og diskriminering. Da det er en kjensgjerning at svært mange vitser er diskriminerende og ofte henger ut en gruppe mennesker som mindre intelligente, har vi- i samråd med en rekke lærere og elever - valgt å la rektorene representere denne gruppen. Hvorfor nettopp rektorene? Fordi de tåler det. Alle vet jo at rektorene utgjør den mest intelligente gruppen mennesker i vårt samfunn. Og at de dessuten er i besittelse av humoristisk sans. Eller...
Happy reading and look out for joke books 3 and 4 which should be available soon.
JT +LS 2016
101.
Angry woman: If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.
poison - gift
101.
Sint dame: Hvis jeg var din kone, ville jeg putte gift i teen din.
Winston Churchill: Hvis jeg var din mann, ville jeg drikke den.
102.
Winston Churchill was at a party and he had had too much to drink.
Woman: Winston, you’re drunk!
Winston Churchill: And you’re ugly; but tomorrow I’ll be sober.
sober - edru
102.
Winston Churchill var i et selskap og hadde fått for mye å drikke.
Dame: Winston, du er full!
Winston Churchill : Og du er stygg, men i morgen blir jeg edru.
103.
Teacher: (Looking at pupil’s book) Oh dear, Graham. You should never begin a sentence with ‘because’.
Graham: Why not?
Teacher: Because I say so!
a sentence - en setning
103.
Lærer (ser i elevens bok): Å kjære Graham, du må aldri begynne en setning med «fordi».
Graham: Hvorfor ikke?
Lærer: Fordi jeg sier det.
104.
Girl: Do you think I’m vain?
Boy: Not really, why?
Girl: Because girls as beautiful as me, usually are.
vain - innbilsk, hoven
104.
Pike: Synes du jeg er innbilsk?
Gutt: Egentlig ikke, hvorfor?
Pike: Fordi så vakre piker som meg pleier å være det.
105.
Why aren't there many elephants at University?
I don’t know.
Because not many of them pass their A'levels.
105.
Hvorfor er