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    By Naomi Kramer

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    Geordie and Lazarus are back, and they have a big problem. Someone's sending death threats to Geordie, and he's afraid that he'll soon be relegated to an afterlife of wandering the earth, giving fashion advice to the passé living. Can Trent and Linda save him from this horrible fate?

    Warning: Contains violence, rude words, and Aussie spelling and slang. Not suitable for children.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNaomi Kramer
    Release dateDec 13, 2013
    ISBN9781311412683
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    Naomi Kramer

    Naomi Kramer is an Australian author living in Queensland. She's addicted to coffee, dyes her hair odd colours, and looks a little like a corporate hippy on weekdays. She loves the beach, and her dream is to own a world-class barista.

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