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    Let There Be Facebook: Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between
    Let There Be Facebook: Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between
    Let There Be Facebook: Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between
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    Let There Be Facebook: Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between

    By Travis Harmon and Jonathan Shockley

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    The recent discovery of the ancient Ethernets has forever altered the way humanity views its past. Among the many amazing findings is a rich trove of Facebook dispatches that date back to the beginning of time itself. Now a selection of these lost Facebook updates is at last available for the world to see!

    Noted historians Brylon K. Tilgh, Ph.D., and Dr. Tony Cougarmouth have carefully selected the best status updates, profile pages, and late-night exchanges found on the ancient Facebook, including:

    GOD and ABRAHAM’S exchange over Isaac’s life(God was a real practical joker!)

    HENRY VIII’S many relationship status updates and the POPE’S responses

    Live updates from GANDHI’S hunger strike

    J. EDGAR HOOVER’S interests and hobbies (Fashion, Surveillance, Destroying Lives)

    The original WOODSTOCK event page and much more.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGallery Books
    Release dateNov 8, 2011
    ISBN9781451659450
    Let There Be Facebook: Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between

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      Let There Be Facebook - Travis Harmon

      This work is an unauthorized parody and is not endorsed by Facebook, Inc.

      Touchstone

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      Copyright © 2011 by Travis Harmon and Jonathan Shockley

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      First Touchstone trade paperback edition November 2011

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      Designed by Ruth Lee-Mui

      Photo credits appear on pages 147-48.

      Manufactured in the United States of America

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      ISBN 978-1-4516-5943-6 (print)

      ISBN 978-1-4516-5945-0 (eBook)

      For Mark Zuckerberg.

      We should hang!

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