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    Ebook106 pages1 hour

    Chat-up Lines

    By Ken Rossiter

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    About this ebook

    A collection of sophisticated chat up lines to help you pull the perfect partner.

    Examples:

    That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

    You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you're driving me home.

    Hey I'm a detective, and I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I am the only one interested in you!

    I have a seven inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

    I have a cat. She would really love to meet you.

    Excuse me, but I think I left my sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?

    You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family and see you more often.

    Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

    You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.

    Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something that would break the ice.

    First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on your lips, then, I will move up to your belly button.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVindo Books
    Release dateMay 21, 2014
    ISBN9781498962605
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