The Lesbian Messiah. The Gospel of Joanne Starr
By JA Calvet
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Life’s too short, so f*** it!
A voice from within said, ‘Do not be afraid to have the child. The girl will be special. She will set the world free. Humanity will shake off its prison bonds. It is time to be honest with ourselves. It is time to be truthful. It is time we were free.’
This is the Gospel of Joanne Starr, the creed of a twenty-something woman in modern Britain preaching personal and social freedom on a scale never before seen; there is no God, there is no afterlife, so enjoy what you’ve got while you can.
Sex is to be enjoyed. ‘Have who you like, any way you like, but do it safely and with consent,’ Joanne says.
Like all messiahs, her light burns brightly and she changes the world forever – but not without her share of tragedy.
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The Lesbian Messiah. The Gospel of Joanne Starr - JA Calvet
The Lesbian Messiah
OR
The Gospel of Joanne Starr
JA Calvet
Magog Books
First published in Great Britain in 2013 By Magog Books. Thetford, UK
Copyright © JA Calvet 2013
All rights reserved.
ISBN-10: 1492849057
ISBN-13: 978-1492849056
From the forthcoming book The Earthly Bible
The right of JA Calvet to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.
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This book contains explicit adult content and strong language and is suitable for those over 18 only. All characters and situations are fiction.
The Lesbian Messiah
Or
The Gospel of Joanne Starr
Life’s too short, so ...
CHAPTER 1
Donna Starr waited by the window for her lover to return, but he did not come back. He had fucked her and fucked her off. And Donna Starr fell pregnant and despaired over how she would explain it to her family.
‘You can have an abortion,’ her mum said. ‘You don’t want to be saddled with a kid at your age.’ But Donna refused. She did not want to repeat the mistakes of her parents. And she wanted a child of her own. And so privately she worried about how she would cope.
That night, while she was lying restless on her bed, a voice spoke from within.
It said, ‘Do not be afraid to have the child. The girl will be special. She will set the world free. Humanity will shake off its prison bonds. It is time to be honest with ourselves. It is time to be truthful. It is time we were free.’
The voice continued, ‘I will give her the things that I didn’t have. I will make her right everywhere I was wrong. I will show her how to be, show her how to get the best from her life. And through her, show the others.’
‘Forget the formalities and conventions, forget the hypocrisy of this world; the politicians with their lies, the world commerce with its propaganda, and the fantasy that is the all knowing, all loving God. There is a better way.’
Donna told these things to her family, but all they said was, ‘You are fucking crazy. What’s got into you?’ And Donna ignored them and had the baby all the same, and she called her Joanne.
Joanne had all the best clothes the charity shops could supply. When Joanne started nursery, Donna made sure she had everything she needed.
And Donna gave Joanne that most precious of commodities: time. When Joanne asked a question, Donna answered it honestly and truthfully. No bullshit, no dressing it up, just the truth.
When Joanne was five years of age, her pet dog Benji died. ‘Has Benji gone to Dog Heaven, Mummy?’ she asked.
‘No, love,’ Donna said. ‘Benji has died. His body was old and his heart got tired of beating and so it stopped. Then his blood stopped taking air to his brain and his brain stopped. And then his thoughts stopped.’ She hugged her daughter. ‘It’s like going to sleep and not having a dream. It’s nothing to be frightened of.’
‘Can Benji wake up from the sleep?’ Joanne asked.
Donna told her straight, but with tenderness to ease the wound. ‘No dog has ever woken up from it, sweetheart. The body is buried in the ground or put in a big oven, and then it goes to the earth.’
After some months, Donna’s mum died. Although they had not been