Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems--67.3%, to be precise--they are the primary reason for wars, the economic crisis, unsafe sex, prostate cancer, and war.
So argues this newly expanded, funnier revised edition of a short book (based on a Philiippines controversy) which explores global state of lingam massage and penile happiness, and demands equal justice for yonis. Agreeing with the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises, the book suggests that many war-mongering politicians need their Inner Clitorises to be kicked awake by a SWAT Team of lingam specialists.
The author ends with an E.L. James quote and an ancient Sumerian poem demanding Justice for All Yonis, and wishing Heavenly Peace to all owners of lingams.
Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, this very short book is chiefly designed to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others.
By the author of The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, China (the author's bestselling book), the book also includes an excerpt from one of his other books.read more
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