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    The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
    The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
    The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
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    The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter

    By Abby Shaye

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    The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter
    By Abby Shaye

    Follow along with Abby and Shaye as they make first contact with their first ever, Hippibilly.

    Soon, you will become familiar with phrases like, Hippibilly and condo-bus as you see what happens when a Hippibilly becomes a close neighbor in this hilarious adventure.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAbby Shaye
    Release dateJul 13, 2014
    ISBN9781311942449
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      The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter - Abby Shaye

      The Hippibilly, Redneck Encounter

      By Abby Shaye

      The name Abby Shaye, is a pen name that my best friend and I have chosen to write under. We’ve combined our efforts to give you an enjoyable and hilarious reading experience. I hope you enjoy this book and hopefully there will be many more to come.

      If we’ve made you laugh and smile, please leave positive feedback on our book.

      Feel free to contact us at:

      abbyShaye60@gmail.com

      http://abbyshaye60.wix.com/abbyshaye

      Don’t forget to LIKE us on Facebook

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      This statement page was made for use by Independent authors who publish their work with smashword.com

      Table of Contents

      Prologue

      Chapter 1: Day 1

      Chapter 2: Day 3

      Chapter 3: Day 5

      Chapter 4: Day 6

      Chapter 5: Day 7

      Chapter 6: Day 8

      Chapter 7: Day 9

      Chapter 8: Day 10

      Chapter 9: Day 15

      Chapter 10: Day 20

      Chapter 11: Day 21

      Chapter 12: Day 38

      Chapter 13: Day 49

      Chapter 14: Day 53

      Chapter 15: Day 58

      Chapter 16: Day 61

      Chapter 17: Day 74

      Chapter 18: Day 98

      Chapter 19: Day 102

      Chapter 20: Day 112

      Chapter 21: Day 165

      Chapter 22: Day 172

      Chapter 23: Day 196

      Chapter 24: Day 234

      Chapter 25: Day 251

      Chapter 26: Day 311

      Take the Hippibilly Redneck Text:

      The Hippibilly-Redneck Encounter

      By Abby Shaye

      Published by Abby Shaye at Smashwords

      Copyright 07/2014 Abby Shaye

      Prologue

      As my friend and I sit in at my kitchen dinette, watching the new neighbor that lives right behind us, the wise words of self-proclaimed redneck, Jeff Foxworthy, come to mind, when he said, The definition of redneck is the total lack of sophistication. But all too soon I realize that when you combine that lack of sophistication with the lack of common sense and more than just a few missing brain cells, (from the result of the 60’s being way too good to them, obviously), you get what we have deemed as a Hippibilly.

      As you read along in this book, you will soon realize that being unsophisticated, is the least of our Hippibillies’ problems. Common sense, as we discovered, waved bye-bye to these two particular Hippibilly’s a long, long time ago. And after witnessing some of their more colorful antics, we’re in total shock that these two individuals are still breathing.

      Just so you know, the names and locations in this book have been changed to protect the identity of our Hippibilly neighbors and everyone involved, but the antics and information we’re about to give to you, our readers, are based on mostly true events. As unbelievable as they all may seem.

      You will soon realize that your wacky, crazy family is, in fact…normal.

      I realize that we all have a little redneck in us. Some people more than others. But nothing can prepare you for the side-splitting reality of coming face to face with your first Hippibilly.

      Don’t get me wrong, I’m far from rich and in no way a snob. Judging someone by their financial status is not in my character. However, having said that, I have to admit that nothing in my life could have prepared me for what I was about to experience, over the next year.

      I know we’ve all heard jokes about redneck’s and their 1001 uses for duct tape, but soon you will never look at a VW van or white five gallon bucket the same way again, as we educate you, the readers, in the Hippibilly way of life.

      Chapter 1

      Day 1

      I’m not ashamed to say that I live in a year around RV Park. My husband and I live in a large fifth wheel with our two dogs. This is a personal choice, since my children are both grown and have families of their own. Most of my neighbors in the R. V. Park live in similar situations as myself.

      So, let’s get on with your Hippibilly education, shall we?

      This tale begins on a late sunny October afternoon. As I sat at my kitchen dinette, pondering the meaning of life over a cup of coffee. I was jolted out of my seat by a loud rumbling sound at the back of my fifth wheel. That sound was soon followed by three window-rattling bangs that caused my dishes in my cupboards to rattle and my dogs to start barking.

      My first thought was someone nearby was firing a gun. But I

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