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    How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
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    How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
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    How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!

    By Neil Zawacki and James Dignan

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    A delightfully evil gift, How to Be a Villain is a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness. Because, though villains may never win, they sure have more fun, hatching master plans for world domination, smoothing their dastardly tights. Neil Zawacki answers all the most urgent questions: Should I go with a black or red theme? Do I invest in an army of winged monkeys or ninja warriors? And just where will I put the evil hideout? Whether readers choose to pursue a career as a Criminal Mastermind, Mad Scientist, Corporate Bastard, or just a Wanna-be Evil Genius, they are sure to find plenty of tips for jumpstarting any evil enterprise. Cheaper than attending the annual bad guy conference and way more fun than being good, How to Be a Villain is guaranteed to elicit deep-throated evil laughs across the land.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicle Books Digital
    Release dateJan 27, 2012
    ISBN9781452110394
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    • 5/5
      MwaaHaha (Creates "Instagrow" mustache growing and grooming device in Secret Volcano Lair - Twirls mustache)

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    • 4/5
      This was a fun, lighthearted little book. Every once in a while I like to take a break from "serious" reading and take in something fun. This fit the bill perfectly, it is a fast read that doesn't really need any serious analysis to get into.
    • 3/5
      Amusing, thorough, forgettable.
    • 5/5
      oh my gosh this book was sooooooooo funny! It was a very good read but i enjoyed it very must.and may i say i am ready to destroy the world!
    • 5/5
      MWAH HAH HAH...erm, excuse me. I was practicing my evil laugh per page 23 of "How to Be a Villain". First, a great big THANK YOU to Pamela who turned me on to this wonderfully wicked and side-splittingly seditious book. "How to Be a Villain" is your step-by-step guide to all things villainous. Conveniently divided into five informative sections, each containing suggestions and examples to help you on your journey into the heart of darkness. From picking a villain outfit to choosing the perfectly evil minion to thwarting the forces of good...this book has it all and is sure to be a hit with budding villains everywhere. There's even a fill-in-the-blank Evil Plan form towards the end of the book to help you or your evil friend settle on a devious plot or scheme to take over the world, cause death and destruction, or amass large fortunes via corporate evilness. This book has something for everyone and if nothing else, will leave you gasping and laughing at Neil Zawacki's wacky humor.
    • 4/5
      An amusing bit of humor for those who always play the evil characters in assorted games. :) Chapter by chapter, author Zawacki guides you through all the information you, as an aspiring evildoer in the modern age, need to know. Chapters such as "Thwarting the Forces of Good" and "Tools of the Evil Trade" cover valuable topics such as traps, the psychology of the heroic mind and types of evil minions (for example, robot warriors, ninjas or computer programmers). The book concludes with a handy-dandy evil plan generator, perfect for the black-hearted.A highly entertaining book for anyone who enjoys the dark side of humor. :)