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    Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I: Squid
    Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I: Squid
    Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I: Squid
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    Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I: Squid

    By Darren S. Philibert

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    Have you ever seen the Great Pacific Northwest Giant Luminescent Freshwater Squid? Few have. In fact only four young children have ever laid eyes on such a creature, and boy do they have a whopper of a story to tell. So if you enjoy whopper-esque stories, you’ve come to the right place. Four unusual kids in an unusual town seek out a local legend determined to get photographic proof of its existence. What they stumble upon will change the strange little town forever, and will open the door to much larger mystery that goes to the very towns roots.

    Before reading, it is recommended that you take everything you know that is normal, standard, average and scientifically sound and toss it out the window. That way
    of thinking will only frustrate and confuse you.

    It is also highly recommended that you read in the voice of John Cleese, a famous British actor. This will make the story much more enjoyable and clever sounding. (If you really needed me to explain who John Cleese was, shame on you!)

    And finally it is very highly recommended that you enjoy the story. Because if you don’t then all this would be for nothing and we will all end up looking like fools. (but mostly me)

    Now, get into your favorite chair, brew up your favorite tea and hold all your questions until after the story has finished. Cheers!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWhimsical Publications
    Release dateJul 23, 2018
    ISBN9781634950213
    Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I: Squid
    Author

    Darren S. Philibert

    Shawn Philibert has loved fantasy and adventure stories ever since his grandmother bought him the Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S Lewis when in middle school. His hobbies include reading (duh) board games and binge watching sci-fi shows. He lives in Eugene, Oregon with his book-loving wife Tara and their dorky cat Stormageddon (Stormy for short)

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      Tales from Lamplight Lane Book I - Darren S. Philibert

      Lamplight Lane

      Book 1: Squid

      Darren S. Philibert

      Smashwords Edition July 2018

      Tales from Lamplight Lane: Squid is a work of fiction. Names, characters, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination and are either fictitious or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without prior written permission from the copyright holder and the publisher of this book, except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review. For information, please contact the publisher.

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Copyright © 2018 by Darren S. Philibert

      All rights reserved

      Published by

      Whimsical Publications, LLC

      Florida

      http://www.whimsicalpublications.com

      ISBN-13 for print book: 978-1-63495-020-6

      ISBN-13 for e-book: 978-1-63495-021-3

      Cover art by Janet Durbin

      Editing by Brieanna Robertson

      ---------------

      Acknowledgment

      Special thanks to all my awesome friends who were the inspiration for some of the characters and these stories: Travis Lovett, Tylisha Ruffin, Loren Cox, Johnny Jones. And to my amazing and supportive wife Tara for putting up with me.

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      The

      Pacific

      Northwest

      Giant

      Luminescent

      Freshwater

      Squid

      Recommendations by the Author:

      1. Before reading, it is recommended that you take everything that you know is normal, standard, average, and scientifically sound and toss it out the window. That way of thinking will

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