Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes
By Michael P. Spradlin and Jeff Weigel
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Michael P. Spradlin
New York Times–bestselling author Michael P. Spradlin is the author of more than twenty books for children and adults. His works include the international bestselling Youngest Templar series, the Killer Species series, and several picture books. He is fluent in Australian, British, Canadian, South African, and several other English-based languages. Sharks swim in the other direction when he steps into the ocean. He has a black belt in television remote control. He does not understand why VHS tapes “have not made a comeback.” Spradlin lives in Lapeer, Michigan. Lapeer is French for the peer, which is a big joke on the French because there is no peer there. Unless you count Michael P. Spradlin. But even he is without peer. Sorry, French.
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Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill - Michael P. Spradlin
JACK
AND
JILL
Went Up to Kill
A BOOK OF ZOMBIE NURSERY RHYMES
Michael P. Spradlin
Illustrations by Jeff Weigel
For my wife Kelly.
There’s no one else I’d rather
spend a Zombie Apoclypse with.
CONTENTS
There Was an Old Zombie Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Little Jack Horner
A-Tisket, A-Tasket
Baa, Baa, Zombie Sheep
Zombie Willie Winkie
Zombiecat, Zombiecat
There Was an Undead Man
Humpty Dumpty
Sing a Song of Sixpence
Jack Sprat Was a Revenant
Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill
Little Miss Muffet Turned on a Tuffet
Do You Know the Undead Man?
Old King Cole Is a Merry Old Ghoul
The Monkey and the Weasel
The Owl and the Pussycat
Mother Goose
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
Hey! Diddle, Diddle!
Hickory, Dickory, Dock!
Zombie Simon
Jack Be Nimble
Little Bo Peep
Peter, Peter, Fresh Brain Eater
Three Zombie Kittens
Mary Ran from a Zombie Lamb
Little Boy