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Tiffnapped: A Paradise Story
(Melton’s Eleven, Part One)
By Chris Meadows
Note:
This story is set in the “Paradise” shared-universe setting, which has many stories by a number of different authors. Inthis setting, a mysterious change has been secretly altering people’s bodies into anthropomorphic animal forms…though for whatever reason, those who have not been changed yet are unable to notice the change in others—at least until recently,when the number of Changed finally grew too large to ignore.Apart from this, there are certain other differences in the universe from our own—so I’ve made free with having a certainactor return to an earlier role for a while when in reality he’s gone on to other parts.This story takes place in late spring/early summer 2010. The character "Tiffany" is intended as an homage to a certainwebcomic character. However, the character "Leo" is not related to the character of that name from the same webcomic.(There's only so many names you can use for a lion, OK?)The sign on the door read "ONE LIFE TO LIVE EXTRAS CASTING CALL". Tiffany smiled and opened the door. Theroom inside was filling fast, with would-be actors and actresses of all different colors, shapes, and sizes. Many of them werefamiliar to Tiffany, from the time they had all shared in the room. Day after day, many of them came back—hoping to land a background appearance in the background of a soap, or even (wonder of wonders) a minor speaking part.Tiffany took her place among them, chuckling at how out-of-place she would seem if people could see her as she really was.For while everyone around her saw an attractive, slightly nervous 5'6" woman with long brown hair, she saw herself as a6'3" anthropomorphic tigress with long brown hair.Tiffany sighed. To herself, she looked as if she should be bounding through the veldt, chasing down gazelles. Instead, shewas slinking through New York, chasing down roles. Fairly unsuccessfully so far, but she kept trying.There was another Changed in the room, this one—a lioness—sitting in the far corner and glowering at her. Tiffany wasn'tsure exactly what her problem was, but they never had hit it off. Tiffany suspected she kept getting the roles the lioness wastrying for. Anyway, if she wanted to keep to herself, that was fine with Tiffany. She just didn't feel like getting into anargument today.There was something a little strange about the atmosphere in the room today. Tiffany's sensitive nostrils picked up a smell of nervousness, confusion, and…something else? Tiffany blinked as the door at the end of the room opened and the castingdirector—a short, dumpy woman in her fifties—entered with a pair of men in dark suits, dark glasses, and earpieces oncurly telephone cords that marked them as Men In Black. Tiffany twitched nervously. Even though she'd been Changed for over a year now, she still wasn't entirely convinced that she wouldn't be hauled off by the government for vivisection insome secret laboratory if they found her out.The two Men In Black looked around the room, and their gazes settled on the lioness…and Tiffany. Tiffany blinked as theMen peered over the tops of their sunglasses, then through them again—then one of them took his glasses off and handedthem to the casting director. The woman took the glasses nervously, and put them on—then nodded approvingly. "I think I'dlike to see you first, dear." She pointed right at Tiffany.Tiffany blinked. "…me?" she squeaked, halfway ready to bolt."Yes, dear. Right this way please." She beckoned toward the door. Tiffany swallowed, but knew better than to look a gifthorse in the mouth. She got up and made her way to the door. The Men In Black swung in to follow behind her.
 
The casting director led the way up a narrow hall to an office, where she sat down behind a scarred wooden desk. As Tiffanyfollowed her in, the agents took up positions to either side of the door, outside in the hall."Now then, dear." The casting director shuffled papers on her desk, then examined Tiffany again. She was, incongrously,still wearing those sunglasses—and, Tiffany suddenly realized, was looking her in the eye instead of in the neck the way people did when they could only see her human "ghost".The woman continued, "My name is Judith Karr, and I'm casting a role that—of all the applicants out there—only you andthe lioness could possibly fill."Tiffany blinked again. "You can see us?"Judith tapped the frame of the sunglasses she was still wearing. The big cheap shades looked entirely incongruous on her face, which was made more for wire-rimmed spectacles. "Thanks to these special sunglasses, yes. I don't know why theSecret Service has them. I'm not even sure I'd care to speculate. But when I passed word through my political connectionsabout what I wanted to do and why, the men outside were sent to help me.""You're…
wanting 
to cast a Changed?" Tiffany asked weakly.Judith nodded. "Absolutely. It shouldn't come as a great surprise, you know.
One Life to Live
was built from the very beginning on ethnic diversity, back in 1968 when ethnic diversity was a good deal more controversial. And now that youand people like you represent the new ethnic controversy…well, it's traditional.""I…see," Tiffany managed."But I do have some questions. What with all the sensationalism surrounding, ah, people of fur lately, it has been hard toknow what is true and what isn't. Can you tell me…how does it happen? Why can't other people see you without theseglasses?"Tiffany leaned back and crossed her legs, trying to get more comfortable. "I don't know the answer to the last one. Nobodydoes. Nobody knows
why
it happens, either.""But every year in August, some percentage of the population…Changes? Goes from being human into…some kind of anthropomorphic animal?" Judith prompted.Tiffany nodded. "That's how it was up 'til this year anyway. Now there are people Changing out of phase—a few more everyday.""And once you Change…you're like this permanently? You don't…revert under the light of the full moon or some suchnonsense?"Tiffany chuckled. "As far as we know, it's once Changed, always Changed. Some people Change more than once, butnobody's ever heard of anyone going back to human." Tiffany wondered if she should mention that the accelerating rate of the change meant that
everyone
would be furry within about ten years, and decided against it. She
really
wanted that part,and didn't think potentially discomfiting the casting director was the best way to get it.Judith glanced at a clock on the wall. "This is all fascinating and I'd like to discuss it further sometime…but right now Ihave a schedule to keep." She slid some papers across her desk. "I have some sides here that I would like to hear youread…"Tiffany nodded, took the sheets, and began.Several weeks later the stairwell of Tiffany's apartment complex resounded with the faint echoes of human-sized paw-feet bounding up the stairs, two at a time. She was fairly tired after a long day of shooting, but she was also pretty happy. It hadgone well—a good end to a good week.
 
This had been Tiffany's first week of shooting. It was fun, but also very demanding. And that was as it should be. After all,Tiffany was making history—just like Nichelle Nichols had as Lt. Uhura on
Star Trek 
. She was actually appearing on TV
as
a Changed—though her fellow actors and most of the production crew still saw her human ghost-image. Not that this was an entirely new thing; most actors were used to the idea of human actors standing in for CGI characters.What was new was that, in this case, the "CGI" was done "in-camera". The shoot crew had somehow managed to borrow avery special polarized camera lens that, like the Secret Service sunglasses Judith had used, was able to see her as she reallywas. Just how special was emphasized by the way it was watched over at all times by three plainclothes security detectives,who kept getting in the way of the production crew. When not in use, it went into a special locked strongbox.The story was presented in a pretty clever way, Tiffany thought. (
 As if they require your approval, you silly actress,
shereminded herself.) They used the special lens so that she showed up as her tigress self to viewers, but she still looked humanto all the other characters in the soap. They'd emphasized this by doing some superimposes and intercut shots from other characters' perspectives, showing them talking to a human stand-in. (The stand-in didn't even look much like Tiffany's realghost—but since Tiffany's real ghost wouldn't ever appear on screen, she supposed that was all right.) That it was natural for the other actors to talk to her neck (since that was where the face they could see was) only made it feel more authentic.The plot was drawn from the accounts of Changed who had gone public with their stories—dramatizing how they had tohide their differences, their uncertainty over whether and how to tell their families about the "new them". Sometimes it was played for laughs, other times for pathos. Tiffany's favorite scene so far had been the one where she had saved JoeyBuchanan from being mugged. It had been tricky to film—even clipped, her claws could still be dangerous—but workingwith the bags of fake blood had been fun, and the bit where Joey started to figure out there was something not quite normalabout "Felice Hunter" was the kind of scene every actor dreams of.And Nathan Fillion had been a joy to work with, too—not at all the egotistical lout from the
 Dr. Horrible
musicalcommentary track. He was fascinated by her furry self, and was trying to find a way to see her "real" self without needing towatch monitor playback. She wondered if he was working up his nerve to ask her out.The hallway outside Tiffany's apartment was dim, but that was all right with Tiffany's tiger eyes. As she made her waytoward the door and fumbled in her trenchcoat pocket for her keys, her nose wrinkled and she frowned. She knew the scentsof all the neighbors on her floor. But there was a scent of someone else here…someone recent. Did she have a stalker or something?Tiffany was just starting to reach for the cellphone in her pocket when the first tranquilizer dart hit her.A pounding headache. That was the first thing Tiffany felt. It was all she felt. It was all she
was
. Then gradually other sensations began to separate themselves out. She had a body. That ached, too.And she had a stomach, and everything inside of it wanted badly to come out. Tiffany rolled over on her side, gagged,retched, and vomited onto the floor."There, there. It's all right. Just take it easy," a calm female voice said next to her, soothingly. "The tranquilizers take us allthat way, when they wear off."Tiffany jerked her head upright, ears twitching. "What—who—?" she sputtered. "Gack." She spat, trying to get the taste of her own bile out of her mouth. She sneezed at the acrid odor of it.
Why did puke never smell this bad before I Changed?
"Here." A pair of white-furred hands brought a metal cup into Tiffany's field of vision. It was full of water. Tiffany took itgratefully, rinsed, and spat. Then she turned to face the person who'd given it to her. It was a snow leopardess Changed,kneeling by the makeshift cot where Tiffany was lying. She had deep ice-blue eyes, long silvery hair, and fluffy grey-and-white fur. She was also completely naked—and so, Tiffany realized a moment later, was she."What the hell's going on?" Tiffany growled.
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I wish I could replace the "dumbquotes" in the story proper with properly curly quotes. But OpenOffice autoformat just isn't doing it, and I didn't feel like S&R'ing everything.

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