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Movie Reviews 2011
All the MarketBOB Reviews for the year, in one handy place.
Season of the Witch Movie Review
Nicolas Cage rides drearily across the plague-ridden countryside looking for a fair trial for a little witch and some decent dialogue. Alas, he finds neither in this torchlight plod thro...
From: Craig Forgrave
Green Hornet 2011 Remake Movie Review
The Green Hornet is a bit of a dick, so is his dad but Kato and the car, the Black Beauty save this superhero gag-fest from the instant clutches of Netflix streaming video (at least for a...
From: Craig Forgrave
No Strings Attached Movie Review
This reverse Harry-Met-Sally plot of a couple who just have sex while denying friendship is charming and vulgar thanks to Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman. They just use each other for...
From: Craig Forgrave
The Kings Speech Movie Review
Your Majesty, you speak for the nation in this time of war and you d-d-don’t want to b-b-blow it! This triumph of mind over tongue will make you root for King George VI and his peculiar...
From: Craig Forgrave
Rango Movie Review
Rango wins you over by meandering around the familiar spaghetti western in quirky ways you didn’t see coming. It is by no means a perfect effort, but it grows on you like a western sunse...
From: Craig Forgrave
Battle Los Angeles Movie Review
Hey, alien invaders! It’s not 2012 yet! You’re early! Check your Mayan calendars again! You’re not supposed to destroy Los Angeles until next year! Don’t you guys go to the movies at...
From: Craig Forgrave
Sucker Punch One Word Review: BAD
Audience laughter drowned out the ending of this soon-to-be cult classic of the ridiculous. Sucker Punch is a movie with too many steam-Nazi, dragon-slaying, Samurai-slashing battle scen...
From: Craig Forgrave
Rio 3D Bird Movie Review
Blue Macaw, smiling at me…nothing but Blue Macaw, do I see...and we know that love makes you fly, fly away, come fly, come fly with me. Okay, I’m a sucker for bluebirds singing love song...
From: Craig Forgrave
Fast Five Furious 5 Movie Review
Hey, stop right now with those cables tied from your bumper to that 20-ton safe! Sure it looked cool in Fast Five when they dragged it down the street but did you stay to read the DISCLAI...
From: Craig Forgrave
Thor 3D Movie Review
Thor is the god of thunder and the box office, son of Odin and Lord over the nine realms eternal! In reality, he’s just a big, big kid with an even bigger hammer trying to please an over...
From: Craig Forgrave
The Hangover Part II Movie Review
The Hangover boys are back with no memory and one monkey on their back. We have a memory so we know exactly what’s going to happen. If you loved the first Hangover, then Part II is like...
From: Craig Forgrave
James Bond's X-Men: First Class Movie Review
The X-Men have always been mutants living in secret, fighting bad guy mutants while we humans face another looming apocalypse. In X-Men: First Class, we find out their role behind the Cub...
From: Craig Forgrave
Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon MarketBOB Movie Review
From the first shot of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s butt climbing the stairs to the bedroom, you know who the star of Transformers 3 will be after the big box office weekend is over. As f...
From: Craig Forgrave
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 MarketBOB Movie Review
Poor Harry! Battling evil Voldemort yet too scared to kiss his girl and finally, being upstaged in the hero department by Neville? Is this how you want to end this $6 billion dollar fra...
From: Craig Forgrave
Rise of the Planet of the Apes MarketBOB Movie Review
A cross between E.T. and Resident Evil, Rise of the Planet of the Apes is a cute, cuddly chimp story that morphs into The Great Ape Escape. If only the ape leader grabbed a motorcycle an...
From: Craig Forgrave
