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It's Not Twilight - A Twilight Parody: Chapter One

 
 
 
 
 
Emilie Rosson

by Emilie Rosson

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Stephenie Meyer's phenomenally successful series of YA novels are a ridiculously easy target for parodies and this is no exception: It's Not Twilight. Naturally I mean no copyright infringement as this is not for gain.
NOTES: this does not follow events of Meyer's book precisely and the names of the characters have been changed, because this is simply a literary allusion and a satire upon the books. It has it's own story to a degree, with my main aim being to capture the characters of Meyer's book and satirise them effectively. This was also written for fun so it may be a bit messy - case in point being the fact that it is only one and a half chapters long and cuts off unexpectedly. That said when I write more I will upload the second chapter document. ENJOY!

(There is a sneak peak of chapter two here too)
Comments/ suggestions are appreciated

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01/10/2009
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sportiechck12

sportiechck12

i like this story its funny and really good:]

4 days ago
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MHSA-raquelC

MHSA-raquelC

lol, wow. i was cracking up when they were in the hospital and they were like "oh, we're not really here, you're just imagining, imagining," and carlisle was making ghost noises. haha

11/17/2009
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maliha_aizaz7813

maliha_aizaz7813

chuck's got it bad hasnt he? lol..

11/08/2009
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blue rose 411

blue rose 411

u seriously want us to undergo this tortue of waiting ??

10/18/2009
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starboytx

starboytx

COMIC-GENIUS!!! I LAUGHED I LAUGHED MY @$$ OFF!!

09/10/2009
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xMissNaturex

xMissNaturex

Plz right more i'v been waiting for a book called chosen, which is a vampire book, and i need to read the rest of this or i will got mental :D lol

08/06/2009
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27cowboys

27cowboys

haha this is amazing. you should write more.

08/06/2009
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carmela~

carmela~

haha! i love this. when are you going to update? =) i think Chuck's gayyyy. hahaha

07/30/2009
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itsmetwijmpje

itsmetwijmpje

Chuck describing Dr.Craven was just creepy =] and Edward is soo funny.LOL

07/14/2009
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team_jacob_rox

team_jacob_rox

lol. why do you keep chuckling and muttering under your breath? chuckle. breath. hilarious i love ur work!!

07/03/2009
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riz278

riz278

HA HA this is freaking hilarious "imagining us...." ha ha. PLEASE write more!! I'd like to see this on film. lol

06/29/2009
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tatianak

tatianak

I'm actually a fan of Twilight, but that doesn't preclude me from having a sense of humor - I love the parody! It really is that bad in some ways. For the love of your fans you should keep writing.

06/25/2009
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