ImagineifLondonwasthecapitalofalltheworld.
Imean,justforaninstant,imaginehowitmightmakeusthinkawhile,ormakeusthinkdifferently.
Imagineit.
PeoplewouldcomefromIndiaandJakartaandStockholmandPeru,justtolooksillyinapolicehat,ortohaveteawiththeQueenorseePandasinthezoo.Andwiththemthey’dbringallthecoloursoftheirlives,andwiththemummiesofEgyptandthetreasuresofRome,Londonwouldbeamuseumforalltheworld.
Ofcourse,peoplewouldstillcomeandgothroughourshiftingcity.Wewouldstillallbecomegrownups,probably.Butwherepeoplecameandwentandpassedonthrough,we’dgettokeeptheirlivesinblue.
PiccadillyCircuswouldlookfunny,wouldn’tit?
PiccadillyCircuswouldbeakaleidoscopeofsequins,adiscothèquefortheworld!
Andthebiggreenriver,thebiggreenriverthatjoinsthetopandbottombitsofLondon—thatbitwouldlookdifferenttoo.
ThebigriverthatflowsrighttoleftbyStPaul’sCathedralandtheoppositewaybythefairgroundwheelwouldneversitstillinthecapitalofalltheworld.
Intheevenings,itwouldfadeintosapphireandthesea.Andcomethemorning,atthebitwherethenewpeoplearrivewiththesunlight—thatbitwouldgleam,andLondonwouldbeacityofallourdreams.
Imagineit:acityofourdreams!
AlltheareasontheedgeofLondon,wherepeopleliveinhouses,allthoseareaswouldbecalmbecause,well,everyonewouldhaveabedandachairandacat.
Andwhenthefairylightsgoupandwehangstarsontreearms,andwhenitgetscoldout,peoplecouldclosetheblindstotheworldiftheywanted.
Butaspeoplethoughtintheevenings,andrememberedweallneedsomebody,thecityoutsidewouldremindusthatwealreadysharethepavementsandtheparksandthepostboxes.AndLondonwouldbestill.
Imagineit.
Alltheworldwouldknowthewordsonourdoormat:
WelcometoLondon,capitalofalltheworld!
Andifyoulayonthewobblybridgeonyourtummyandlookedupatthecityasthenightlightsofthetaxisgotalljumbledupandtheroadsgotlikeaballpit,Londonwouldbeawaterfallofsparklers.
IfLondonreallywasthecapitaloftheworld,we’dneedabigtentforpeopletosingandtodancein.Abigtentwouldfitsnugbytheriver,wherethewaterloopslikeahorseshoe.
We’dneedastepbyNelson’scolumnwhereanybodyatallcouldgetupandplayairguitarlikeMickJagger,ormakeraspberriesatpeople,orjustshareaglance,oramoment.
AndpeoplewoulddressuplikeShakespeare,becauseourstagewouldbealltheworld!
Ofcourse,we’dstillneedskyscraperbusesandtrainsontracksinthefloorandtheskytotakepeopletoworkinthemorningslikebeesinabeehive.
ButinthecapitaloftheworldthetubeswouldstopatIndiaandCanadaandCyprus!They’dtravelthedistanceoftheworld,andbringpeoplehometoLondon.