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Chronicles of Bruiser: Tales of a Street Sweeper

 
 
 
 
 
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A man's crazy adventures as a late night street sweeper turns into one amazing story.

There is another version of this file on Scribd but this is a more complete version.

***Just to clarify, this is not my work. This is the story of Bruiser, a member of the Something Awful forums. The original thread they were posted in is cited on the title page. I am not responsible for creating this pdf either. I just thought that this should be hosted somewhere as it is the best collection of stories that I've read on the internet. Enjoy!

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01/12/2009

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maddy-fehlman-8159

maddy-fehlman-8159

Alright, this was most certainly one of the most amazing things I've ever read. Just the SLIGHTEST editing and I can see this in book form, on my bookshelf, with the receipt being used as a bookmark. Thank you, StumbleUpon.

3 days ago
T-Lynn

T-Lynn

how do i contact this man?

11/02/2009
caronthegerman

caronthegerman

The best story I have read in a long time. i enjoyed it and sent it to multiple friends. I messaged askfox@fox.com and reccomended this story to be made into a movie. If anyone would like to do the same you can copy my message: Dear Fox Employee, I recently read a true story about a street sweeper named Bruiser. He wrote the story in a blog and then converted it into an online book. The book was so moving and touching. It was funny, serious, heartwrenching, and taught me lessons all at the same time. I am 16 years old and reccomend this to be made into a movie. This is the URL of the book: http://www.scribd.com/doc/10163222/Ch... I strongly reccomend you take the time to read this story for you will not be disappointed. Bruiser drives night shift street sweepers and gets in all sorts ****. He races in street sweeper trucks and scares gothic kids. A hilarious story of a college kid growing up, finding love, handling deaths, and learning from the experienced colleagues he has. Thank you for your time, My name P.S. I would be delighted if I received an answer even if it is "No". I just want to know that this email was read. :)

10/29/2009
game3ruler

game3ruler

@JAMESDSN: You can download it if you switch to "classic mode" (just below the text, to the right), then at the top there will be a download option. It is a great story.

10/04/2009
eoindcu

eoindcu

i'd love to see this turned into a film, even a low budget one. such an amazingly funny and brilliant story.

09/16/2009
Jamesdsn

Jamesdsn

Ah crap, why isn't this available for download? This is so astoundingly awesome, I wish I could dl a copy >.>

08/14/2009
hydrophobic3333145

hydrophobic3333145: I didn't realize it wasn't marked to enable downloads. It should be fixed now. Enjoy! 08/16/2009

antispy

antispy

Have a nice day

06/23/2009