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#12 Hate

#12 Hate

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Published by what white elephant
what white elephant's august issue - hate; featuring hate, articles, hate, wit, huge floppy vaginas, hate, humor, hate, horoscopes, unicorn tears, hate, things overheard, hate, ironic imagery, hate, WW2 progapanda posters, hate, babies, repercussions, hate, Mitt Romney & hate
what white elephant's august issue - hate; featuring hate, articles, hate, wit, huge floppy vaginas, hate, humor, hate, horoscopes, unicorn tears, hate, things overheard, hate, ironic imagery, hate, WW2 progapanda posters, hate, babies, repercussions, hate, Mitt Romney & hate

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 WHAT WHITE ELEPHANT
THE
HATE
ISSUE
 
H I   S M G I  N C ON I  N S H I   GH S  I   I   C J  O S  &  C ,M O S  S N I  D S N S  OH UM O (   I  M S  )  NDWHWH I  HN I   S N O I  B O O UN ON I   S N S N S  OH UM O , O C I  D S  UN C I   ON.D ON O U S HM CH I  NWHN U S  I  N G
hate
noun, oen aribuve \ˈhāt\Denion of HATE
1
a : intense hoslity and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injuryb : extreme dislike or anpathy : loathing <had a great hate of hard work>
2
: an object of hatred <a generaon whose nest hate had been big business— F. L. Paxson>Origin of HATEMiddle English, from Old English hete; akin to Old High German haz hate,Greek kēdos careFirst Known Use: before 12th centuryRelated to HATESynonyms: abhorrence, abominaon, detestaon, execraon, hatred, loathingAntonyms: aecon, devoon, fondness, love
HERE’S
the thing
WHAT WHITE ELEPHANT - a subsidiary of STUFF & THING, L.L.C. - a divisionof CONJECTURE TECHNOLOGIES INCORPORATED
You can nd this issue and past issues at scribd.com/whatwhiteelephant or even e-mail us at WHATWHITEELEPHANT@gmail.com & we’ll send you a pdf (unless we’resll asleep). We’re also on Facebook, and on Twier @what_elephant (if you’re intothose sorts of things).Physical copies are on a rst come, rst served basis (oer void in Texas). We onlyusually print -200 or so copies (cause we don’t have any sponsors yet; because we’rebad at self-promoon or too principled or something to have any) and most are sentout through our awesomely fantasc mailing list.You can submit your mailing address through the various forms of communicaonmenoned above (my money is on smoke-signal) to be added to said mailing list,however we will not mail anything within a 18 mile radius of Midwestern City (we’repoor robots & gure it’s easier to hand you a copy than use 3.25 stamps to send it 11miles away ve days later). If you are in the local broadcast area, please contact yournearest regional zine representave about obtaining a physical copy.
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED, NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES, CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE CONSUMING AS IT MAY INTERACT WITH CERTAIN MEDICATIONSTHIS MAGAZINE. MADE WITH 0% CHILD LABOR SORRY CHINA! AND CRAFTED OUT OF 100% REAL OAK RIGHT IN HERE THE U.S.OFA. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED I’M LOOKING AT YOU IOWA
 
 AN ANGRY ALMOST EVILLYSINISTER LOATHING
AN OFFICIAL NOTICETHINGS OVERHEARDTHE GUEST LIST
 
CONTENTS
HOROSCOPESHATE CRIMESTHE TIRED
FOREGROUND
DEAR PATRONS
Some kind hearted advice rom one o ouravorite hourly wage earning servers
HATRED MADE EASY
An instructional guide on how to fll youryour heart with genuine hate
 THINGS I HATE
A numbered list o things our author andprobably you, hate. Order now! Operatorsare standing by!
CONTEMPT & DISGUST
And though he elt hate, he knew the nextstep was going to embrace what othersdeny inside
DELINQUENTS
A bulleted list o things to hate aboutour culture, society, social interactions,airness o rights & many others that getunder the skin
I HATE YOU
A theoretical ode to no one, including you,you stupid piece o shit
HUGE FLOPPYVAGINAS
Ladies, pay attention i this is you
GHOSTS OF THE PAST
Just let go o the hate you hold inside
 
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WHAT
WHITE
ELEPHANT THE
AUGUST
ISSUE...17
 
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...18...19...20SPONSORED
BY
HATE
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