T H I S MA GA Z I NE C ONT A I N S H I GHL Y S A T I R I CA L J OK E S & A CA T T Y ,A L M O S T S N I DE S E N S E OF H UM OR ( A T T I ME S ) A NDWHA T WH I T E E L E P HA NT I S N OT L I A BL E F OR Y O UR N ONE X I S T E NT S E N S E OF H UM OR , OR E R E CT I L E DY S F UN CT I ON.D ON OT U S E HE A V Y MA CH I NE R Y WHE N U S I N G
noun, oen aribuve \ˈhāt\Denion of HATE
a : intense hoslity and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injuryb : extreme dislike or anpathy : loathing <had a great hate of hard work>
: an object of hatred <a generaon whose nest hate had been big business— F. L. Paxson>Origin of HATEMiddle English, from Old English hete; akin to Old High German haz hate,Greek kēdos careFirst Known Use: before 12th centuryRelated to HATESynonyms: abhorrence, abominaon, detestaon, execraon, hatred, loathingAntonyms: aecon, devoon, fondness, love
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