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GREATEST HITS AND BRAND NEW CLASSICS-TO-BEFROM HOCKEY’S MOST HILARIOUS BLOG
A P LA Y E R M I G H T B E S U S P E N D E D !
forewords by JAMES DUTHIE and BOB McKENZIE
What kindof player?Second orthird linerCrap. Has he ever beensuspended before?OK, nobody will really careif we . . . wait, was it Avery?No, he’s never doneanything like this.Yes, even thoughhe’s a star wesuspend him oftenAlmost killeda guyWas it onSportscenter?A few timesYou mean . . .Oh for . . . Tell theother guy toman up, princessThey talkedabout it on
No, he does this all thetime but since we neversuspend him we justkeep saying he has noprior record and hopenobody notices.Did the media turn it into ananti-ﬁghting column anyway?And everyother channelInjured a guyPushed a linesmanduring a ﬁghtGoonCrapWas it funny?HilariousIn a ﬁght?Really?Of course notDammit, Pronger!NoReallyYepYesNo, some other guyOh god. Whatdid he do?Superstar
Lifetime Ban1–5 Games5+ GamesNo Suspension