DOWN GOES BROWN
The Best of
GREATEST HITS AND BRAND NEW CLASSICS-TO-BEFROM HOCKEY’S MOST HILARIOUS BLOG
A P LA Y E R M I G H T B E S U S P E N D E D !
forewords by JAMES DUTHIE and BOB McKENZIE
SEAN McINDOE
What kindof player?Second orthird linerCrap. Has he ever beensuspended before?OK, nobody will really careif we . . . wait, was it Avery?No, he’s never doneanything like this.Yes, even thoughhe’s a star wesuspend him oftenAlmost killeda guyWas it onSportscenter?A few timesYou mean . . .Oh for . . . Tell theother guy toman up, princessThey talkedabout it on
The View
No, he does this all thetime but since we neversuspend him we justkeep saying he has noprior record and hopenobody notices.Did the media turn it into ananti-fighting column anyway?And everyother channelInjured a guyPushed a linesmanduring a fightGoonCrapWas it funny?HilariousIn a fight?Really?Of course notDammit, Pronger!NoReallyYepYesNo, some other guyOh god. Whatdid he do?Superstar
Lifetime Ban1–5 Games5+ GamesNo Suspension
YesYes
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Foreword
by Bob McKenzie
xiForeword
by
James Duthie
xv Acknowledgments xvii1. A Complete Transcript o Every NHL GameEver Broadcast 12. The Ten Greatest Coaches in NHL History 73. The Other Former NHL Stars Who Interviewedor Colin Campbell’s Job 134. Know Your Sports: The NHL vs. the NFL 185. A Look Back at Game Seven o the 2011Stanley Cup Final (which, due to a scheduling error, had to be published twelve hours early) 216. Take the Quiz: Do You Have a Concussion? 247. The Code: Hockey’s Unwritten Rules Revealed 288. A Moment with the Guy Who Has to Go Outand Fix the Glass When It Breaks 33
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viii•Table of Contents
9. What an Of cial NHL Trade Call ReallySounds Like 3710. The Signs o the Hockey Zodiac 4011. The Not-So-Original Six: A Look Back at theNHL’s First Expansion Teams 4412. The NHL’s Top-Secret Flow Chart orHanding Out Suspensions 4913. A Brie History o Mats Sundin 5214. Signs Your City May Not Be a Viable Hockey Market 5515. Behind the Scenes at the Rehearsal or thePresentation o the Stanley Cup 5816. You Wanna Go? A History o Hockey Brawls 6117. From the Archives: The 1993 Leas/Kings GameSix Live Blog 6418. An In-depth Comparison: Mario Lemieuxvs. Patrick Roy 7219. The NHL’s Plan or Appealing to Video Game Fans 7620. A Period-by-Period Recap o the 2011Stanley Cup Final 7921. Know Your Sports: The NHL vs. Soccer 8322. Behind the Scenes at an NHL/NHLPACollective Bargaining Session 8723. Other Complaints about Brendan Shanahan 9424. Leas vs. Habs: Hockey’s Greatest Rivalry 9725. The Details o Don Cherry’s Contract 10126. An In-depth Comparison: Daniel Alredssonvs. Zdeno Chara 10427. Take the Quiz: How Will Your Team Do this Year? 10828. Behind the Scenes at NHL Reeree Tryouts 11229. Come On Down: A History o NHL GameShow Appearances 11630. The Of cial Map o an NHL Rink 11931. A Brie History o Wayne Gretzky 12132. How to Spend Your Day with the Stanley Cup 125
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