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Bitch
moan
&
SEXHILL
Is your
Is your
partner
partner
faking
faking
it?
it?
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The benefits of waiting
The benefits of waiting
until marriage
until marriage
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AGE 9C
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SEXHILL
on the
September 14, 2005
The University Daily KansanSpecial Section
 
Wc t th 2005diti  Sx  th Hi.Sx rats ur is ascg studts r adr r ar. Whthri th dia r i ur rsa is, sx—r th ack thr—is a cstat cai. Isid this issu,u ca fd quitsstia sx Jahawks, whatit’s ik ustig atr ur rssr r TA ad th a-swr t th ag-d qusti: Is sh akig it?W h u j this aua r it th sic,stis ctrrsia, awas ritig wrd sx ad sxuait at th Uirsit  Kasas
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ou thought you had it right, butyou had it oh, oh, OOOOH!so wrong. Most women haveaked an orgasm in the bedroom at leastonce, according to a 2000 Orgasm Sur- vey. Some women are habitual violators.But as guys are gradually catching on, isalsiying a dramatic end to a midnightrendezvous even worth it?There are dierent reasons or a wom-an to ake it beneath the sheets. She couldbe uncomortable physically or emotion-ally or she might just want to end the ac-tion as soon as possible.At the beginning o a relationship,things don’t always mesh perectly. Some-times stretching the truth in the sack canhelp the relationship have an opportu-nity to evolve.“With my ex-boyriend, I aked it everytime in the beginning. He seemed veryinexperienced. Faking it made it easierso we could continue moving on in therelationship,” Nicky Androes, Wichitasenior, said.Regardless o the situation, most wom-en think their partner expects them toorgasm, so they eel obligated to do so,according to slate.msn.com. When sheknows there is no way she is going to cli-max, she eels sympathetic and the needto act like she nished to spare his ego.But do guys really care that much i theencounter ends with a nale? Not really.A misconception among women is thattheir partners think they should reachorgasm every time. Even though theywish or the best, most guys realize that awoman is not going to get o every timethey hit the sack.Women are less likely to ake it withsomeone they are in a committed rela-tionship with. When in a relationship,honesty is a better route.Being truthul can leave room or im-provement in the bedroom.“Faking happens way too oten. I be-lieve the emale is selling hersel short. Byaking an orgasm, she is not asking orthe eort that is actually needed to gether o,” Cal McConnell, Lawrence resi-dent, said.But i the hook up is merely a fing,like a one-night stand, guys say it doesn’tphase them whether she akes it or not.“I really don’t care i she akes. I shewants to ake it to eel good about hersel,more power to her. But i I care abouther, I’d be kind o mad i she lied to me,”Rusty Nelson, Omaha senior, said.Guys are catching onto the little secret.Most say they can spot a ake out., accord-ing to the survey. It is easy to tell whether awoman is experiencing a real orgasm aterhaving sex with a her on a regular basis.All women show dierent signs o cli-maxing.Common signs she’s experiencing thereal deal are having a ull-body blush andblood rushing below the belt. Facial ex-pressions can also be a sign.“Well, your ace probably looks a lotcuter when you ake it,” said Jenni Zam-mit, Overland Park senior.Doctor Jo Ramberg has been a sexolo-gist since 1988 and she says communica-tion is key to acquiring a breath-takingend to a midnight romp.“Having to ake it means there is a lacko knowledge by both partners o how tostimulate each other to a climax,” DoctorRamberg said.Sex is still pleasurable or a woman,even i she doesn’t reach orgasm. Despitethis, there are things you can do next timeso she won’t have to ake it.Relax. Your partner can sense yournervousness and this can make situationsuncomortable.Don’t leave out emo-tional gestures. Kiss-ing is importantand is oten or-gotten when ac-tion gets reallyintense. Youknow whatthey say:Dierentstrokes ordierentolks. Thisshould betaken liter-ally in thebedroom.Dierentwomen getexcited indierent ways,so pay close at-tention to whateels good orher. Let her knowyou are open to beingshown how it’s done.Can the tables be turned?Only on rare occasions do guysake it. Yes, this is possible by acting likehe just came, and then scurrying away.And it’s even easier i there is a con-dom invovled. For guys, it’s easy to admitthat it’s just not going to happen, espe-cially when alcohol has been consumed.But they don’t eel the need to portray adramatic ending.Bottom line: Ladies, keep it real. Guys,keep your ladies interested beneath thesheets.
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“Uu. Bu  g bck g f    c bu c   b   g.”
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e need to talk.Where are thewing men outthere? I’ve seen some atroci-ties during these openingweekends o school. I’ve wit-nessed guys let or the lionswhile their buddy sits on thesidelines nursing a beer likehis lie will end i he fnishes it.I saw aguy talk-ing to agirl withhis buddynearby.When thegirl’s riendcame to imposeon the conversation, thewing man buckled. His re-action was like Sasquatchcame into the bar carryinga samurai sword. Scaredand selish, he bolted,yelling, “Every man orhimsel.”The wing man isthe last line o deenseagainst the posse o drunken, rambling wom-en. It is the bottom o theninth, and coach is callingin the closer.I am going to try to helpyou conquer these obsta-cles. Here are step-by-stepdirections or three simplewing man maneuvers. Theseare designed to help yourbuddy seal the deal.First though, we need tolearn some vocabulary. We allknow the wing man, but thereare three other players in thisgame.The wing man’s riend hasmany titles. You can callhim “The Go-To-Guy,” or even “TheTank” i it ticklesyour ancy. Witha name like “TheTank,” though,he’s probably bet-ter o sticking tothe wing man role.To avoid conu-sion we will stick with asimple title or the wing man’sriend. He will be known as“Uncle Jesse.”The women have manynames also, some o them o-ensive and unnecessary. Thisis no place or crude names,so we will call the target girl“D.J. Tanner.”As or the girlriend whotries to break up the conversa-tion and pull her girl away, wewill reer to her as “Bob Sag-et.” Now, let’s enter the wingman playbook.
“T Intrcpt”
Uncle Jesse and his eath-ered mullet are lay-ing the game onD.J. and heracid-washed jeans. It mayseem a littlelike incest, butwhatever, D.J.’shot. As Uncle Jesse and D.J.are whispering nas-tynothings into each other’sears, the wing man spots BobSaget on the prowl. BobSaget is pacing around thebar, eyeing her riend. Like1995, Bob Saget is every-where.As Bob Saget makesthe move to her riend,the wing man interceptsher and stops herrom reachingUncle Jesseand D.J. At thepoint o inter-ception, sparkup conversationto keep the shityBob Saget at bay.Say something like,“Do you think MarkMangino will ever be on Ce-lebrity Fit-Club?”
“Jumping on t Grn.”
Uncle Jesse and D.J. aretrying to enjoy each other’scompany, but that damnedBob Saget is right in therewith them, dominating theconversation with lame jokes and terrible voice-overs o home-videos, ru-ining the chances the twolovebirds will ever unite.The wing man sees thedisappointed and hornylook on Uncle Jessie’sace, and knows it’s timeto act. Like a soldier sav-ing his platoon, he divesin headirst to cover BobSaget rom exploding andruining the potential hook-up. Now the wing man isace-to-ace with the beast.He has to get rid o BobSaget beore she goes intoa sentimental speech aboutthe importance o amily.The best way to get rid o a girl noone wantsaroundis to useas manybad pick-up lines as pos-sible, until she cannot standto be around the “creep whowon’t leave her alone.”These lines are golden orBob Saget removal: “Youknow, the purple Teletubbywas based on my lie,”or “I’m the skinnywhite guyrom Col-or MeBadd.”Anoptional“Wanna sex meup?” can be used toollow up the latter line.Now Uncle Jesse and D.J.can inally get to the point,and head back to the un-Full House ater hours.
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resident hall occupant’s worstnightmare: Waking up to the soundo your roommate in the act.With hormones raging and newoundreedom, sex, among other thingsis a common occurrence inresidence halls.Excluding GertrudeSellards Pearson,which doesn’t allowmale visitors past11 p.m. duringthe school week,there aren’t anyrules againsthaving oppo-site sex visi-tors in resi-dence hallrooms.Resi-dencehalls re-quire youto checkin a guestwho isspendingthe night,regardlesso intentsor purposes.So, wheth-er it be a visitrom an out-o-state signiicantother, or just aling, sex is inevi-table.Leslee Ransom,Olathe sophomore, andresident assistant at OliverHall said that there was nopolicy against having sex in theresidence halls and that it’s just an agree-ment that one has with a roommate.“It’s disrespectul to your roommate,”Ransom said. “But some people just can’thelp it.”Mindi Nichols, Ottawa graduate student,said she never had a problem with her room-mates having sex.“My roommates were good. But I’d prob-ably be annoyed, especially i I was on thebottom bunk,” she said.Because there aren’t any actual rulesagainst sex in the residence halls, what hap-pens behind closed doors is ultimately a dis-cussion between roommates.Residence halls require their occupantsto compile roommate agreements, which aresigned contracts saying that both roommateswill abide by the rules — including those on visitors they each set or the duration o the school year.I the rules are breached it’s up to the in- volved parties to decide how it should bedealt with.I problems persist, the RA or housing sta can get involved, and in a worst-case sce-nario, the annoyed roommate can request aroommate change.It would seem that not having sex in aresidence hall while a roommate was therewould be an unspoken agreement, but socialcourtesies aren’t on everyone’s minds.Having sex in the residence halls can beconsidered ill-mannered, but some residents,including Chris Zammit, Overland Parkreshman, have higher standards.“Assuming I was going to have sex, I wouldin my dorm under speciic conditions,” shesaid. “My roommate is gone or a while andit’s in my bed. I would assume my roommatewouldn’t be screwing on my bed.”Still, some suggest inding out that yourroommate is in mid-copulation mere eetaway rom you should be taken with a graino salt.“Being annoyed, awkward moments, thoseare a part o the dorm experience. It’s whatcreates memories!” Nichols said.
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“y. if u c’ u u b-f  gf, ’ ju   g  .”
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snnon Brigr-RilyTul, Okl., opomor
d cg     bk-u?

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