MATT (V.O.)Too bad I was too HUNGOVERand stoned to gage it. But man I could have had her. Ahhit’s ready. Finally.LYNDA (V.O.)Oh God, I’m so HUNGOVER.Shouldn’t have taken swigs ofthat abomination last night.But that first year kid whooffered it to me was kindacute. And a littleintimidated as well. Hisloss.Matt’s coffee is ready and he takes a sip. His V.O Turns lowas Lynda’s starts with the trigger word, HUNGOVER.Lynda doesn’t take her eyes off the phone and flips her hairaround. She looks into a window on the side to check herselfout.LYNDA (V.O.)Wait.. itwasn’t the first year kid who was trying to get me drunk.That was at the beginning of theparty. It was that weird older guy.The one with the dark hair.Matt sips his coffee and turns around. He notices Lynda.LYNDA (V.O.)He was pretty HOT. Why washe wearing a poncho?... ohyeah it was Mexican night.Eww... his bottle tasted abit like cough syrup.MATT (V.O.)Fuck, there she is. She lookspretty HOT considering it’sthe morning after a party.I’d still fuck her brainsout. And I’m only halfsober... hehe. Damn, I missed my shot last night.Lynda’s V.O Turns low as Matt’s takes over with the trigger word, HOT.Gloria, sitting at the same spot, has her eyes stilltransfixed on Matt.MATT (V.O.)She better not make thisAWKWARD. Marina... oh yeah,girlfriend. Fuck her. She’sabroad. Probably fuckingsomeone else already. Whore!GLORIA (V.O.)You lift the coffee and sipit. Your full ips and thatAWKWARD smile. Lips that Icould stick to all day andsoak in the sweet nectar ofour union. It’s inevitable.Matt’s V.O turns low as Gloria’s gets louder with the trigger word, AWKWARD. Gloria just looks at him while he looks atLynda on the other side of the room and smiles.He raises his cup to her.Lynda notices this.2.