ACT 1: SCENE 1 EXT. SHEARD MANSION. ESTABLISHING.

MORNING FADE IN The Sheard Mansion, a beautiful, sprawling Mediterranean style home with a stucco exterior stands as a strong and tall fortress on its beautiful premises surrounded by lush vegetation and beautiful scenery. The mansion says nothing but class and elegance. It was appraised as the most expensive home in the maximum security gated community of Wyndham Hills in Southlake(Dallas), Texas. Its not only known for its look, but also for who owns it. CUT TO: INT. KITCHEN. MORNING Carlos Berreraz (34), the butler, is in the kitchen cooking breakfast. He is average height. Mexican immigrant. Trustworthy face. The lovable family butler. Hillary Sheard(39), enters the kitchen. Caucasian. Beautiful. In shape. Curves in all the right places. Looks to young to be turning 40. Former middle class working single mother. Now very upper class married homemaker. Enjoys being "Mrs. Drew Sheard". Sweet. Slightly naive. Tries to be the nurturing mother that keeps the peace. HILLARY Good morning Carlos! CARLOS Good morning Mrs. Sheard! Did you sleep well last night? HILLARY Yes I did. How bout you? CARLOS Yes, the bed in my quarters is like a cloud. HILLARY Well, Im glad you find everything to your liking. CARLOS Will Mr. Sheard be joining us for breakfast this morning?

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HILLARY Yes he will. I told him that we should eat breakfast as a family more often. Drew Sheard Sr.(42), enters the kitchen. Over 63" tall. African-American. Milk-chocolate skin tone. Considered to be a very sexy man. Dallass Most Eligible Bachelor three years running. Buff. Mature. Wise. Business mogul. Strong willed Democrat. Every womans dream husband. Has women coming at him all the time. The dream father. He and Hillary are a perfect match. He makes it all look easy: marriage, parenthood, being a C.E.O., life in general. DREW Morning Carlos. CARLOS Good morning Mr. Sheard. DREW (to Hillary) Hey baby. HILLARY (to Drew) Hi honey. DREW Where are the kids? HILLARY Im guessing upstairs getting ready for school. DREW Okay. Please make sure that D.J. is on time for class today. HILLARY I will. Drew Sheard Jr.--D.J.--(19), enters the kitchen. He is literally Drews mini-me. Around 6 tall. Buff. Hunky stud. College freshman. Football jock. Cool. Very popular. A heartbreaker among the ladies. A little on the dumb side though. D.J. Morning Pops. Morning Hillary. Hey Carlos.

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CARLOS Good morning D.J. D.J. Pops, are you coming to the game on Friday? DREW Yep. Ill be there front row center field. D.J. sits down at the table. HILLARY Where are your brothers and sister? D.J. Drake is getting his stuff for school, Sahara is taking forever on her make-up, dont know what the other two are doing, and Jason and Liza are having an early morning nookie in your bed! Have fun with that people! HILLARY What the hell? D.J. Yep. Sounds like hes giving it to her good too! Drew and Hillary storm out of the kitchen. CARLOS Shall I get the first aid kit? D.J. Yeah. Pops is gonna shove his foot up Jasons butt. ACT 1: SCENE 2 INT. DREW & HILLARYS BEDROOM. MORNING Drew and Hillary rush into their bedroom. Drew breaks through the door with his belt in hand. Tension is going to rise sharply. All hell could possibly break loose because of this infraction. Drew will not stand for this bull$#!T.

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DREW (enraged) Whats going on in here? Jason and Liza freeze. Both are panting for air. Liza gets off of Jason and covers herself up with the sheets. Liza begins to tremble with fear. Jason fears Drew, but has way too much pride to ever show it. Jason Rhodes (21). The oldest son of Hillary. The oldest out of all seven of the kids. College junior. Very good looking. In shape. Bigtime womanizer. Constantly cheating on his wife. Strong willed Republican. Future attorney. Conniving. Prone to scandal. Liza Lizana-Rhodes (20). Jasons wife. College sophomore. Very attractive. Proves the fact that her and Jasons marriage is only based on their sexual attraction toward each other. Spoiled brat. Heir to the Hotel Lizana luxury hotel chain. Very dumb. Easily swindled. Does whatever Jason says. JASON Were sorry Mom. We thought this was our room. HILLARY How the hell did you get your room and our room confused? LIZA We were in the bathroom... and Jason picked me up and we started kissing... and then we wandered out into the hallway... and oh my God! Jason did this one thing... Drew interrupts Liza. DREW (enraged) Jason, why cant you have any respect for me or this house? JASON Hey dude, it was an honest accident. Just chill out. I do have respect for you. What the hell are you talking about? DREW First of all, dont cuss at me in my house!

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JASON Hey, its my house too! Me too! LIZA

HILLARY Liza, honey cover yourself up and go get ready so you can eat and go to class. Yes Maam. LIZA

HILLARY Dont call me Maam. It makes me feel old. For crying out loud, Im only thirty-five. Chase enters the bedroom. Chase Rhodes (15). The youngest son of Hillary. The youngest out of all seven of the kids. High school freshman. Normal teenage boy. Well behaved. Respectful. CHASE Mom, youre forty. (notices Jason and Liza) Whoa! Were Jason and Liza getting freaky in here? JASON Chase, if you value your eyes, you better stop staring at my wife while shes half naked. DREW (yelling) Alright! I have had it! Jason, youre going to learn to have some respect for this house or you wont be living here anymore! Got it? JASON Whatever Drew. DREW (calmer) Liza, get out and get ready for class. LIZA Yes Mr. Sheard.

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Chase! Yes Dad?

DREW First of all, your mother is thirty-nine. HILLARY Yes! We have six months until my birthday. Jason and Liza, for the last time, get out and get dressed! JASON Okay! Were going. Jason and Liza exit the bedroom. HILLARY Okay you two, lets go have some breakfast. Carlos is cooking a very big breakfast for us. Okay. CHASE

Chase exits the bedroom. DREW Im gonna hurt him. HILLARY Come on. Give him a break. Hes young. Hes married. Love makes you do stupid things. You know. DREW Im beyond giving him a break. He hates me and constantly disrespects me and this house. Ill just pray about it. HILLARY I will too. Look, well discuss this later. Okay? For now, lets go eat. DREW Okay. I have a big day ahead of me, so I need to be prepared. Drew and Hillary exit the bedroom.

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ACT 1: SCENE 3 INT. FAMILY ROOM/KITCHEN. MORNING Drew and Hillary enter the family room. Chase is on the couch watching television. DREW (to Chase) Come on kid. Okay. CHASE

Drew, Hillary, and Chase walk into the kitchen and sit down at the table. Jason and Liza enter the kitchen stumbling. (Their stamina is off due to their lovemaking) HILLARY (to Jason & Liza) Come and sit down. Jason and Liza sit down at the table. JASON Smells good Carlos. Drake enters the kitchen. Drake Sheard (18). The second oldest child of Drew. Smart. Respectful. High school senior. Recently accepted into Harvard. Preppy. Slightly arrogant. Wants to be exactly like his father. Easily outsmarts his siblings. Seeks to have money and power. DRAKE (smiling) Dad, todays the day! LIZA Whats got you smiling Drake? DRAKE I find out if I get into Southlake Preparatory Academy or not. CHASE Good luck Drake. DRAKE Thanks Chase.

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Drake sits down at the table as Sahara walks in talking on her cell phone. Sahara Sheard (16). The only daughter of Drew. Beautiful young lady. A tough, smart feminist. Demands respect. Lets you know shes in the room. High school sophomore. Cheerleader. Loves her father to bits and pieces. SAHARA (loud and obnoxious) Yeah! I told him that if he ever cheats on me, that will be the last pelvic thrust he ever makes. Yeah! When I get through with him, hell have to have his manhood sown back on. Girl, I aint playin with him. If he thinks he can play me like them other floozies hes dated, hes got another thing coming. Hey! Alright girl, Ill see you at school. Remember, we have to cheer at the game tonight. Im captain of the cheerleading squad and the girlfriend of the captain of the football team. Its my civic duty. Hey! Alright. Bye. Sahara hangs up her phone and sits down at the table. HILLARY Nice of you to show up Sahara. SAHARA Im having a good day so far. Dont mess it up for me. Alright? HILLARY Alright. Im backing off. Drew, handle your daughter. DREW Sahara, respect your stepmom! Alright? Yeah. Yes what? Yes Sir. SAHARA SAHARA DREW

9. DREW Thats better. LIZA You seem a little tense Sahara. SAHARA Shut the hell up trick! You are giving me a bad headspace and Im two seconds away from unleashing a can of whup-ass on you! DREW Sahara, thats enough! Carlos starts delivering breakfast to everyone. CARLOS Breakfast is served. EVERYONE (in unison) Thank you! It seems that Carlos bringing breakfast has brought the much needed peace back to the table. CARLOS Will Kevin be joining us this morning? Kevin enters the kitchen to everyones disdain. He sits down at the table. Kevin Rhodes (17). Hillarys middle child. Annoying. Not a good influence. Constantly in trouble. Drugs. Alcohol. Gangbanging. Idolizes Eminem. Thinks hes black. High school junior. Recently expelled from school. Going nowhere in life. KEVIN Hey! Yo, yo, yo! What is up my peeps? Is everybody chill? DRAKE The Eminem wanna-be is here. Oh crap. SAHARA

HILLARY Okay everybody its time to say grace. Chase would you do the honors? Everyone bows their heads.

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CHASE Sure Mom. Rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub! DREW Thanks Chase. CHASE Youre welcome Dad. JASON Chase, why do you call him Dad? Hes not our father. CHASE Jason, go shove it up your... Hillary interrupts Chase. HILLARY (trying to maintain peace) Everybody drop it! Now lets eat. KEVIN (to Carlos) Yo C, this is the stuff! Fo shizzle my nizzle? CARLOS (sarcastically)

No.

(to the rest of the family) If there be no other requests, Ill be in my room for the rest of the morning. DREW Alright Carlos. HILLARY Thank you! Carlos exits the kitchen. The family continues to eat and converse at the table. Quiet Ad Libs. ACT 1: SCENE 4

11. INT. FAMILY ROOM. MORNING The family has finished their breakfast and adjourns into the family room. Carlos comes down the stairs to escort Drew into the office. CARLOS Mr. Sheard, the limousine is waiting out front. Shall I get your briefcase? DREW Hold on Carlos. I have to say my goodbyes. Jason and Liza, control your sexual urges and go to class. JASON (hates being reprimanded) Mmmmmmm. LIZA Yes Sir Mr. Sheard. Jason and Liza walk up the staircase. DREW D.J., be strong. Im praying for you. Have a good day at practice. D.J. Same here Pops. Drew and D.J. hug. D.J. walks into the garage. Sahara is daydreaming and not paying attention to what is going on around her. DREW Sahara, please lose the attitude. SAHARA Why? Youre not in control of me! DREW What did you just say? Sahara realizes who shes talking to. She quickly corrects herself. SAHARA Oh my gosh! I am so, so, so, very sorry Daddy. You sounded just like Ivan when you said that. Oooohhh! I was about to catch a case!

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DREW Lose the attitude. SAHARA Whatever you say Daddy. By Chase! Sahara walks into the garage. Bye Sis! CHASE

HILLARY Whos Ivan? CHASE Her new boyfriend. Hes captain of the football team and the most popular guy in school. DREW Hes young, black, successful, and well behaved. KEVIN Fo shizzle? Hes another brother? Thats what Im talking about. You dig? DREW Shut up! Please! CHASE

HILLARY Now get out and go to school. KEVIN Alright my peeps. Im gonna be up out this crib and jet. I got a drop to make. A drop? DRAKE

Kevin realizes that he just admitted that he is going to participate in some illegal activity. KEVIN I meant talking with my homeboys.

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Whatever.

DRAKE

KEVIN Yo Dad, I need to borrow the Escalade. No. The Benz? DREW No. Thats my company car. KEVIN The Beamer? HILLARY Hell no! Not my car. KEVIN Yo, why aint yall got me my own car yet? DREW Because we dont trust you. HILLARY And well never be prepared to take that kind of risk. DREW But Ill tell you what. You can take the Volvo. KEVIN The Volvo? Cant I take the Caddy or the Beamer? HILLARY No. Its either the Volvo or you hitch a ride with Drake. Whats your choice? KEVIN Ill take the Volvo. Its fresh! I can take that mug. Peace out! Kevin walks into the garage. DREW KEVIN

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CARLOS (to Drew) Sir, shall we carry on in the study? The limousine is still waiting. DREW Yes Carlos. Okay, I gotta go. (to Hillary) Bye baby. Drew walks over to Hillary and they kiss. Carlos then escorts Drew out of the family room headed toward the study. Everyone else follows behind. ACT 1: SCENE 5 INT. FOYER/STUDY. MORNING The family has finished their goodbyes. Drew, Hillary, Drake, Chase, and Carlos are standing in the foyer. Bye Dad! Later Mom! Bye kids! DRAKE CHASE HILLARY

DREW See you tonight! Drew, Hillary, and Carlos enter the study. Drake and Chase walk out of the front door. DREW Okay, so whats my schedule for today? CARLOS You have a board meeting today at eleven o clock. HILLARY We have to be at the Southlake Preparatory Academy by five to have Drakes final interview.

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CARLOS Can you make all of your appointments today Sir? DREW Yes. With Gods help. I tell you, ever since I got promoted to president, my schedule has been unpredictable. HILLARY Thats my husband. A very successful architect, family man, and all around good guy. He cant even plan his day. CARLOS (car horn honking sporadically) We should really get going. The chauffeur is getting impatient. DREW Okay Carlos. Bye Hillary. HILLARY Bye honey. If you need me, call me on my cell. I have a charity event today in Ft. Worth with the Southlake Wives Club. Laura Bush will be there. DREW Dont get me started on those Bushes. CARLOS You know that hunting season is coming. I heard that Bush will be inviting Cheney to practice shooting in their backyard. DREW (rhetorical question) Well, you know what that means? CARLOS Ill get the Kevlar vests. We dont want a repeat of Cheney and his deer hunting incident.

16. HILLARY You two are so mean! Carlos ushers Drew out of the study and they walk toward the font door. END OF ACT ONE ACT 2: SCENE 1 EXT. SHEARD MANSION. ESTABLISHING. DAY FADE IN The Sheard Mansion is standing strong and tall. It is quiet in the neighborhood of Wyndham Hills. CUT TO: INT. JASON & LIZAS BEDROOM. DAY Jason and Liza are in their bedroom arguing. JASON (walking out of their bathroom. RE: Drew) Why do you actually care about what he says? LIZA (RE: Drew) Because hes the owner of this house. JASON No! Wrong answer! My mom is the owner of this house. LIZA Jason, weve been arguing all morning. We argue all the time for the stupidest reasons! Liza walks into the closet. JASON Oh yeah? You werent saying that earlier this morning! Remember? (imitating Liza in bed) Oh Jason! Oh Jason stop! Youre such an animal! FADE OUT

17. LIZA (pokes her head out of the closet door) Thats different! How? JASON

LIZA I was in the mood for quick lovemaking. Duh! JASON Well, at least youre honest. ACT 2: SCENE 2 INT. KITCHEN/FAMILY ROOM. DAY Hillary and Carlos are talking in the kitchen when they overhear Jason and Liza arguing. LIZA (faintly) Im trying not to argue with you Jason! JASON (faintly) You couldve fooled me! LIZA (faintly) You piss me off doing this! Im going to class! JASON (faintly) Well go! Nobodys stopping you! HILLARY Theyre a young couple. Its never easy from the beginning. CARLOS No its not Mrs. Sheard. Well, Im off to fetch the groceries. HILLARY Alright. Everything is on the list. Jason and Liza enter the kitchen.

18. JASON Okay Mom, were going to class. LIZA (to Hillary) My car doesnt have any gas in it. Can I borrow the Volvo? HILLARY Kevin took it. So youll have to take the Beamer. Okay. LIZA

HILLARY Dont scratch it. I wont. LIZA

CARLOS Mrs. Sheard, which vehicle will you be taking? HILLARY Ive already arranged for a limo to pick me up. CARLOS Alright. Im off to the amenities district. Carlos exits the kitchen. JASON Well, later Mom. HILLARY Have a good day. Hillary, Jason, and Liza exit the kitchen. ACT 2: SCENE 3 INT. FOYER/STUDY/LIVING ROOM. DAY Hillary is getting ready to leave the mansion for her charity event. Hillary walks out into the foyer from the master suite. She hears the phone ringing in the study and walks in and then answers the phone.

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HILLARY (picks up the phone) Hello? Yes. No, you just missed him. Can I take a message? This is his mother. Who are you? How dare you? Drugs? What? Im gonna need you to never call this house again. My Kevin would never touch drugs. Goodbye! Hillary hangs up the phone. She then exits the study and walks out of the front door. Jason and his professor, Professor Cindy Raymond (45), very well kept, looks 25, and very seductive, enter the foyer from the other end and walk into the living room. PROFESSOR CINDY (admiring the decor) Wow, this is your house? JASON (showing great pride) Yep. I bought it from my parents. PROFESSOR CINDY If you dont mind me asking, how are you making all of this money and still going to school full time? JASON I have my ways. Now Im ready for my "A"! PROFESSOR CINDY Im ready to give you your "A". But Jason, you havent answered my question. JASON Well talk about it while you get undressed. Now lets go upstairs where the real magic happens! Yes Sir! PROFESSOR CINDY

Jason and Professor Cindy exit the living room and walk up the staircase. ACT 2: SCENE 4

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INT. KITCHEN/FAMILY ROOM. AFTERNOON It is late in the afternoon and Carlos is getting back from the grocery store. Hes in a hurry to get dinner cooking before the family gets home. Carlos enters the kitchen with the groceries. He starts putting the groceries away when the phone rings. He walks over to the phone and answers it. CARLOS (on the phone) Sheard residence. No, hes not in at the moment. Shall I take a message? What? I will alert Mr. Sheard and the authorities. Carlos hangs up the phone and gets back to work. Sahara and Chase enter the kitchen. SAHARA Hey Carlos. CHASE Whats up Carlos? CARLOS Hey guys. How was school today? CHASE Same old same old. Chase walks into the family room, sits down on the couch, and starts watching television. SAHARA Carlos, whos Mercedes is that in the driveway? CARLOS I dont know. The limousine just dropped me off from the grocery store. Would you happen to know when your step-mother will be home? SAHARA Dont know dont care. Well, Ill see you later. I wont be at dinner tonight. I have to be at the football game.

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CARLOS Ill notify your father. SAHARA He already knows. Alright. CARLOS

Sahara walks into the family room. Hillary enters the family room as Sahara walks up the staircase. HILLARY Hey Sahara, have you seen Kevin? SAHARA (continuing to walk up the staircase) No. Hes probably somewhere getting high. What? Nothing. HILLARY SAHARA

Hillary walks into the kitchen. HILLARY Hi Carlos. How are you? CARLOS Good Mrs. Sheard. How was the charity event? HILLARY It was great. Laura Bush really does a great job at all of her charity work. CARLOS Madame, today I received a threatening phone call for Kevin. HILLARY I did too! CARLOS Are we going to take any action?

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HILLARY Well just wait to see what Drew says when he gets home. Are all the kids home yet? CARLOS Sahara and Chase arrived a few minutes ago. Drake is on his way home to get ready for his interview at the Southlake Preparatory Academy, and Im assuming everyone else is on their daily schedule. HILLARY Okay. Ive got some of the Southlake Wives coming over for drinks. Well take them in the living room at 4:30. CARLOS Yes Madame. Do you want me to do some quick dusting? HILLARY Oh no. Thats fine. Ill take care of that. Hillary walks into the family room. ACT 2: SCENE 5 INT. SAHARAS BEDROOM. AFTERNOON Sahara is in her room doing her homework when she hears Jasons name being screamed repeatedly. She becomes disgusted and assumes Jason and Liza are going at it again, but shes in for a real treat. Sahara gets up from her desk and steps out of her bedroom. SAHARA (yelling) Jason and Liza would you keep it down in there! Im trying to study in here! Sahara walks back into her room, slams the door, and resumes doing her homework. Chase opens the door and walks in. CHASE Is everything okay in here?

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SAHARA No. Your sex addicted brother is having his daily fix. CHASE Oh boy! Kevin walks into Saharas bedroom. KEVIN Are Jason and Liza going at it again my peeps? SAHARA Oh my God Kevin! Youre freakin not black. Youre just an Eminem wanna-be! Sahara gets up and pulls a gun out of her nightstand drawer. She conceals it by hiding it in the seat of her pants. Where the gun came from, who the gun came from, and how Sahara has hid this from everyone has yet to be revealed. CHASE Well, Im gonna go tell them to shut up. SAHARA Me too! I swear, Im about to catch a case! KEVIN Im down with that yo! Lets go! ACT 2: SCENE 6 INT. JASON & LIZAS BEDROOM. AFTERNOON Sahara, Kevin, and Chase break through the door. Sahara is legitimately annoyed. Kevin and Chase are just being nosy. They dont know how big of a surprise they are in for. JASON (getting off of Cindy and putting his shirt on) What the hell are yall doing in my room? Is it too much to ask for some privacy? CHASE

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Professor Cindy covers herself with the sheets. She is startled and embarrassed. PROFESSOR CINDY Jason, why are all these people in your house? KEVIN (noticing Professor Cindy) Whoa! That fine hottie is not Liza! SAHARA (now has some juicy gossip to tell) Oooohhhh! CHASE (enjoying witnessing the drama) Wow Jason! JASON If yall value your lives, youll shut the hell up. And not a word to Liza! CHASE How much you gonna pay us? JASON Ill pay you... with a good, old fashioned ass kicking! How do you like that? SAHARA Jason, you better leave him alone before I unleash a world of hurt on you! JASON You wouldnt! SAHARA Oh, yes I would! JASON (chuckling) Oh man. Im so scared. Come on Sahara. Show me what you got. SAHARA (pulling out the gun and aiming it at Jason) (contd)

25. SAHARA I got this jackass! JASON (trying to pacify Saharas anger) Alright. Calm down. SAHARA Try me punk! Dont make me get my big brothers on you. Drake may be a little nerdy, but hell take you down. Now, who is this ho? PROFESSOR CINDY (insulted)

Ho?

Professor Cindy quickly gets dressed and straightens out her hair. JASON This is my college professor, Cindy Raymond. We were studying the materials for the course. KEVIN More like studying your male anatomy, yo! SAHARA The fool cant even keep his own story straight. CHASE Looks like someones trying to get an "A"! PROFESSOR CINDY (ticked off) Jason, I gotta go. My husband is waiting at home for me. Talk to me when you can figure out this whole situation. Professor Cindy picks up her shoes and abruptly exits the bedroom. Jason grabs his pants and tries to put them on while walking out behind Professor Cindy. Everyone else follows. Quiet Ad Libs. END OF ACT TWO ACT 3: SCENE 1 FADE OUT

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INT. FAMILY ROOM. AFTERNOON FADE IN Professor Cindy, Jason, Kevin, Chase, and Sahara are walking down the stairs into the family room. Kevin, Chase, and Sahara remain standing on the staircase. Jason and Professor Cindy are at the foot of the stairs finishing their conversation. JASON (putting on his pants) Cindy wait! Do I at least get my "A"? PROFESSOR CINDY (putting on her shoes) Ill think about it. Youre so pathetic Jason. You cant even control your own household. Now how the hell do I get out of here? D.J. enters the family room. D.J. Whats up fam? Kevin, Chase, and Sahara are standing on the staircase watching Jason and Professor Cindy. D.J. gets in on the action. Sssshhh! Yeah! KEVIN CHASE

SAHARA This is getting hot. JASON Do all of yall mind? Yeah boy! KEVIN

CHASE This is funny! SAHARA (to Professor Cindy) Beat him down girl!

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D.J. (instigating) Dang! Jasons in trouble. ACT 3: SCENE 2 INT. LIVING ROOM/FAMILY ROOM. AFTERNOON Hillary is in the living room dusting and straightening up when Drake walks through the front door. DRAKE Hillary! Hillary, I have a good feeling about this! I really think Im gonna get in. HILLARY Well you keep that good spirit up! DRAKE Well, I have to go upstairs and shower. Wheres Dad? HILLARY He should be home soon. Im having some of the Southlake Wives over for drinks. So tell everybody to be on their best behavior and to keep it down. DRAKE (looking across the foyer into the family room) Well, it looks like everybodys in the family room. Lets check this out. Hillary and Drake walk into the family room. D.J., Drake, Kevin, Chase, and Sahara continue to standby and be nosy. They enjoy seeing Jason go through hell. HILLARY Whats going on in here? PROFESSOR CINDY Who are you? HILLARY Jasons mom.

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PROFESSOR CINDY Mom? He told me this was his house and that he lived alone! HILLARY Correction sweetie, this is my house and Jason lives with me, my husband, his wife, and all of his siblings and stepsiblings. PROFESSOR CINDY (completely disgusted with Jason) Thats it! Im leaving. How do I get out of here? Carlos enters the family room. CARLOS Through the foyer and to the right. Thank you. PROFESSOR CINDY

Cindy exits the family room headed toward the front door. HILLARY (to Jason) What was that about? JASON Shes my professor. She came over to help me study. DRAKE (not falling for Jasons lie) Hows that? Your books are on the floor in the garage. CARLOS Dinner will be served in ten minutes. Carlos walks into the kitchen. KEVIN Ill get to the table so I can get my grub on yo! Me too. CHASE

29. SAHARA I have to go get ready. Kevin and Chase walk down the stairs and then walk into the kitchen. Sahara walks back up the stairs to go get ready for the game. Hillary continues to question Jason. D.J. (to Drake) Hey D, you wanna play a quick game of tennis? DRAKE Its either that or witness Jasons murder. D.J. Well then, lets go! D.J. and Drake walk out to the backyard. HILLARY Jason, come have a seat. Jason and Hillary walk over to the couch and sit down. Carlos enters the family room. CARLOS Madame, the guard just informed me that there are a few limousines waiting at the gate. HILLARY Yes. Those are the Southlake Wives. Please let them in. CARLOS Right away. Carlos exits the family room. HILLARY Ill deal with you later. Fine. JASON

Jason gets up and walks up the staircase. He is relieved to not have to deal with any more of this drama. Carlos! HILLARY

Carlos enters the family room.

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CARLOS Yes Mrs. Sheard? HILLARY The Southlake Wives are here. Please tell everyone to be on their best behavior and to keep it quiet. CARLOS Will do Madame. HILLARY Okay, Im gonna go change. Please let them in and seat them in the living room. When I get back, well serve the drinks. CARLOS Will you be eating dinner tonight? HILLARY No. Ill just skip it. I love this perfect figure. CARLOS Very well then. Hillary and Carlos exit the family room. ACT 3: SCENE 3 INT. LIVING ROOM. AFTERNOON Carlos opens the front door and ushers the six Southlake Wives across the foyer and seats them in the living room. CARLOS Mrs. Sheard will be with you momentarily. Please make yourselves at home. Thank you. WIFE 1

WIFE 2 This is a beautiful home. Hmmm. CARLOS

Carlos exits the living room.

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WIFE 3 Shes really nice. WIFE 1 I hear she has seven children. WIFE 4 Well, her husband must make a lot of money to have all of this. WIFE 5 Well of course. All of our husbands make a lot of money. We do live in the prestigious gated community of Southlakes Wyndham Hills. WIFE 4 I was just saying. WIFE 6 It almost looks like my vacation home in Palm Beach. Carlos enters the living room. CARLOS (announcing Hillary) Mrs. Hillary Sheard. Hillary enters the living room dressed to the nines. She is in all of her glory and feels like a queen. She is Mrs. Hillary Sheard. Wife of one of DFWs most prominent men, owner of the most expensive house in Southlake, and the envy of many around her. Its time to flaunt it all for these stuck up women. HILLARY Hi ladies. How are you? Hillary walks over to the chair and sits down. Carlos walks into the kitchen to get the drinks. WIFE 1 Great Mrs. Sheard. HILLARY Wasnt Mrs. Bush coming? WIFE 2 Yes she was. Jenna got drunk, so Laura had to go home and turn her on her side.

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WIFE 3 We all know how thats gonna go. Everyone laughs. WIFE 6 So, how long have you lived here? HILLARY Well, we built this house and moved in four months ago. WIFE 5 And how do you manage life as a wife and mother of seven? HILLARY (making her life sound so fabulous and easy) Well, I had three of my own plus my daughter-in-law. My husband had three of his own. So the youngest is fifteen and the three oldest are in college. They can pretty much manage themselves. WIFE 1 When do we get to meet Mr. Sheard and the rest of the family? HILLARY Drew should be home any minute. We have to be at the Southlake Preparatory Academy for my stepsons final interview. WIFE 2 Aaahhh, Southlake Prep. Thats where my children went. HILLARY Well, hes sure to get in. My father and the head master are very good friends. Carlos enters the living room. He then walks over to the coffee table and sets the tray of drinks on it. CARLOS Drinks are served.

33. HILLARY Thank you Carlos. What are all the kids doing? CARLOS Everyone is at dinner. Liza is still at work and your husbands limousine just entered the gate. WIFE 4 So, we will get to meet Mr. Sheard! HILLARY Yes you will. CARLOS Ill greet him at the door and get him settled in. HILLARY Thank you Carlos. Ladies, please help yourselves to a lovely mixture of Prosecco sparkling wine and peach puree. Off the rocks. Carlos exits the living room. The ladies each take one Bellini and start sipping. Bellinis! WIFE 5

WIFE 6 Its happy hour. WIFE 1 (to Hillary) So Hillary, would you like to do the floral arrangements for our next charity event? Id ask Gina, but shed have the whole place looking like a Hobby Lobby. WIFE 3 Yeah. Her house only cost $400,000. She has so much to learn about the rules of Wyndham Hills. HILLARY (to Wife 1) Sure. Id love that. (to Wife 3) What are the rules of Wyndham Hills?

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WIFE 4 Well, theyre pretty simple. Your house must be over 6,500 square feet. Your property must be over two acres. No eccentric exterior colors. WIFE 2 Yes! The Villarreal family needs their butts kicked for building that eyesore in this neighborhood. I could just burn that place down. WIFE 5 And your lawn must always be manicured and cannot be over two inches tall. Ever. HILLARY (dumbfounded) Really? WIFE 6 Its not us. Its the Wyndham Hills home owners association. Theyre just protecting our property values and preserving the elegance of this neighborhood. HILLARY Whats wrong with a house only costing $400,000? That seems like it would be a very luxury home to me. WIFE 2 Its all about the type of neighbor you have. You can tell their social and financial status from what they can afford. And... HILLARY

WIFE 1 The demographic of neighbors in this neighborhood has always been comprised of the elitest of the elite. Therefore, we want to keep it that way.

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WIFE 6 And well do it at any cost. We dont want this turning into Oak Cliff. Drew walks through the front door and enters the living room followed by Carlos. Hes looking his best and Hillary is excited to get the chance to flaunt her eye candy to the Southlake Wives. Carlos walks into the kitchen to handle dinner. DREW Good afternoon ladies. HILLARY Everyone, this is my husband, Drew Sheard. WIFE 1 Well, its nice to get to meet one of Dallass Most Eligible Bachelors. WIFE 4 Three years running. WIFE 6 My husband absolutely loved that suit you wore when you did that spread in GQ Magazine. WIFE I also saw you T.C.U.s press son D.J. Hows 3 on t.v. during conference for your life as a celebrity?

DREW (loving being a celebrity) Well ladies, I dont consider myself to be a celebrity. Im just blessed. Drew and Hillary are the talk of the neighborhood. They continue to socialize and get to know this group of neighbors. Ad Libs. CLOSE UP:WIVES 5 & 6 Wife 5 and Wife 6 are talking quietly with each other. WIFE 5 (RE: Drew) Do you see that nice hunk of man?

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CLOSE UP: DREW TALKING AND SMILING WIFE 6 Yeah. Bruce has nothing on that. WIFE 5 (RE: Hillary) I wonder how much she put out to get in. WIFE 6 Id put out everything I could to get that. WIFE 5 Ill drink to that. Wife 5 and Wife 6 toast their glasses and then take sips from them. WIFE 1 Okay ladies, I think its time we get out of the Sheards hair. WIFE 3 Yeah. Youre right. Its getting dark. Each of the Southlake Wives sets her glass down on the coffee table, gets up, and walks toward the front door. Wife 5 walks behind Drew and grabs his behind. Drew jumps a little. Hillary pays no mind to it. HILLARY Bye ladies. Ill see you next week. WIFE 2 Hillary, Ill call you. Lets all do lunch sometime this week. DREW Have a good night ladies. Drew ushers the Southlake Wives out of the front door and then closes it. Hillary feels proud that she made a good impression on the Southlake Wives and now actually feels accepted by this social group of elite women. DREW (walking toward Hillary, RE: Wife 5) That woman grabbed by butt.

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HILLARY So? Deal with it. I am now the most popular woman in Southlake. All because of my handsome husband. DREW So you just pimped me out? HILLARY It worked. Didnt it? DREW Im glad to see you adjusting well to our new neighborhood. ACT 3: SCENE 4 EXT. SHEARD MANSION. ESTABLISHING. EVENING It is a calm and peaceful evening on the Sheard Estate. CUT TO: INT. KITCHEN/FAMILY ROOM. EVENING The family (except Carlos, Sahara, and Liza) is in the kitchen at the table eating dinner. Conversation Ad Libs. Sahara enters the kitchen and continues to walk out to the backyard. SAHARA Alright. Im going to the game. See you Daddy. DREW Okay. Be home by 11:30. KEVIN Yo, why she get to stay out so late? HILLARY Because you cant be trusted. DREW Now shut up and eat. But Mom? KEVIN

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Shut up! And eat! Please!

JASON CHASE DRAKE

KEVIN Yall just hating on me cause Im black! Everyone has a frustrated reaction to what Kevin just said. Oh my God! D.J.

JASON You aint black! DREW Okay, Hillary and Drake, lets go. We need to get to the academy. Alright. DRAKE

Drew and Drake get up from the table and exit the kitchen. CHASE Mom, can Kevin and I go to the game? HILLARY Sure. Come straight home after that. Alright? KEVIN Thats whats up Ma! HILLARY (rolling her eyes) Whatever. Hillary exits the kitchen. Everyone continues eating. JASON (to D.J.) You leaving the house?

39. D.J. No. Im going upstairs to study. CHASE (to Jason) Who are you having over? JASON None of your damn business! KEVIN Yo, chill J. JASON Kevin, shut up! You are so freakin annoying! Liza enters the kitchen. LIZA (to Jason) Hey Baby! How are you? JASON Alright. Lets go upstairs. LIZA Okay. Hey guys! D.J./KEVIN/CHASE (to Liza)

Hey.

CHASE Lets go Kevin. Jason and Liza exit the kitchen. Chase and Kevin get up from the table and walk out to the backyard. D.J. Well, I guess Ill go catch Family Guy. Carlos enters the kitchen. D.J. gets up from the table and greets him at the island. D.J. Whats up Carlos? CARLOS I took my afternoon nap, got caught up on my soap opera, and did some chatting on Facebook.

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D.J. You have a Facebook? CARLOS Yes, of course. D.J. Yo, you are the coolest butler ever. D.J. walks into the family room and sits on the couch. He turns on the television. CARLOS (distant) Tell me something I dont know. Liza walks down the staircase into the family room and sits on the couch next to D.J. Shes a little agitated. Whats up? D.J.

LIZA (RE: Jason) Your step-brother is just an idiot! Hes mad because Im the one that has a job trying to be independent. D.J. Its just his mentality. Hopefully hell grow out of it. LIZA My mom told me not to get married right out of high school... I shouldve listened. D.J. I guess you should talk to Hillary and my dad about it. LIZA I should. Well, Im gonna go take a swim. D.J. Okay, have fun. Liza gets up off the couch and walks back up the stairs.

41. D.J. Jasons a jackass. Carlos enters the family room. CARLOS And a whore. D.J. True that, true that. Carlos sits down in a chair next to the couch. ACT 3: SCENE 5 INT. STUDY. NIGHT Jason is in the study sitting at the desk typing on the computer and talking on his cell phone. JASON Yeah. Uh-huh. I like the sound of that. Yeah, Im married. She doesnt have to know. You are so dirty! Where are we gonna meet? Alright. You know what to wear. Okay. You know what to do and how I... Liza enters the study. LIZA Hey baby! JASON Okay. Gotta go. Bye! Jason hangs up his cell phone. LIZA Who was that? JASON A friend. LIZA Well, lets go to bed. JASON Go ahead. Ill be up in a minute. Drake enters the study.

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I got in!

DRAKE

LIZA Thats what she said! JASON (to Drake) Wheres my mom? DRAKE She and Dad went to bed. Okay. JASON

Jason exits the study. DRAKE Where is everybody? LIZA Well, D.J.s sleeping. Carlos is off the clock, and I guess everybody else is still at the game. DRAKE It shouldve been over by now. Well, Im going to bed. Goodnight. LIZA

Drake exits the study as Drew and Hillary enter the study. DREW Where are Sahara, Kevin, and Chase? LIZA I dont know. HILLARY (worried) Where is my baby? Hillary knows that she shouldnt have trusted Kevin to look out for Chase. Hes violated her trust once again. DREW Im sure theyre safe... hopefully.

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HILLARY I was talking about Chase. God, please let them be alright. LIZA You want me to go out and look for them? Drew takes his cell phone out of his pocket and looks at the screen. DREW Sahara just texted me! Theyre on the way home. HILLARY Oh thank God! LIZA Well, goodnight. DREW Goodnight Liza. Liza exits the study. DREW Im gonna kill him. HILLARY (breathing heavily) No, let me handle him. Im going to beat... his... ass! DREW I love your aggressive side. ACT 3: SCENE 6 INT. FAMILY ROOM/KITCHEN. NIGHT D.J. is in the family room asleep on the couch. Drew and Hillary enter the family room. DREW (loud) D.J.! Wake up! D.J., startled, wakes up and sits up on the couch.

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D.J. What is it Pops? HILLARY Were about to kill Kevin. DREW Im going to do some serious parenting with him. So go in my room and turn to the left. You should find that thick leather belt. Bring that to me. Yes Sir. D.J.

D.J. gets up off the couch and rushes to do his assigned task. Sahara and Chase enter the family room. They both sit on the couch in a stiff, uptight position. They know theyve disobeyed, but it wasnt on purpose. Drew does not look happy at all. HILLARY Where have yall been? DREW You were supposed to be home two hours ago! HILLARY And where is Kevin? SAHARA (calm and rational, yet nervous) Okay, let me explain. I was at a restaurant with Ivan when Chase called me. CHASE (nervous) Yeah, Kevin ditched me at the game to hang out with his friends. D.J. rushes back into the family room. D.J. Heres that belt you wanted Pops. DREW Thank you Son.

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Okay.

D.J.

D.J. walks up the staircase. Sahara and Chase get one good look at the belt and get really really nervous. DREW Well, that still doesnt explain where Kevin is. SAHARA Hes in the back of my car, knocked out. CHASE Yeah, we picked him up from his friends house. SAHARA He was sloppy drunk. DREW Well, Sahara we thank you for being so responsible. And both of you calm down. Youre not in any trouble. Kevin is. Sahara and Chase feel relieved and can finally breathe, sit back, and relax. HILLARY (quietly to Drew) Well discuss his punishment together. (to Chase) Chase, are you alright? Hillary walks over to Chase and hugs him. CHASE Yeah Mom. Im fine. DREW Okay, its been a long day and I am dog tired. SAHARA Me too. Goodnight. I want Kevin out of my car by the morning. Okay. HILLARY

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Sahara walks up the staircase. Hillary exits the family room. CHASE Hey Dad, Sahara put make-up on Kevins face! DREW Ive gotta take a picture of that! CHASE Well, Im going to bed. Me too. DREW

Chase walks up the staircase. Drew exits the family room and turns the lights off. Kevin enters the kitchen wearing make-up. KEVIN (drunk) Yo, where is all my peeps yo? Carlos enters the kitchen. CARLOS Oh, I knew it. END OF ACT THREE ACT 4: SCENE 1 EXT. SHEARD MANSION. ESTABLISHING. NIGHT The Sheard mansion is lit up brightly. CUT TO: INT. UPSTAIRS FAMILY ROOM. NIGHT FADE IN D.J., Drake, Sahara, and Chase are all dressed in their night clothes and ready for bed. They are sitting around on the couch watching television, playing on their electronics, and talking with each other. FADE OUT

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SAHARA D.J. do we always have to watch football? D.J. Yeah. I gotta get ready for the big game coming up on Friday. The coach says I gotta stay focused. DRAKE The only thing you stay focused on is the cheerleaders. D.J. Not true. I got the chicks that do my homework too. DRAKE Well do we always have to watch football? D.J. Look, just let me finish this quarter and we can change the channel. Alright? Im the one whos gonna bring T.C.U. a championship. CHASE (sarcastically) Yeah we know the whole story. Weve heard it a million times. D.J. "Showtime" Sheard, the best quarterback T.C.U. has ever had, is going to bring them a championship. And were all supposed to give a rats ass. D.J. Yeah. Thats it. Whatever. SAHARA

D.J. So what happened with Jason today? CHASE You missed it. Yeah. SAHARA

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DRAKE Hillary seemed a little upset with him. CHASE Dad wouldve been upset with you too had you brought your teacher home just to sleep with her. DRAKE Why didnt anybody call me and give me a play-by-play? SAHARA It was one of those "you had to be there" scenes. It was funny. CHASE It wouldve been funnier had Liza walked in. DRAKE No, had Dad came home and seen this. D.J. We all wouldve witnessed murder then. SAHARA You know, one of these days that fool is gonna screw up big time. And when he does, Im just gonna sit there and laugh at him. DRAKE We all would. D.J. So wheres Kevin? CHASE Passed out drunk in the back of Saharas car. DRAKE Passed out? Drunk? D.J.

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CHASE Its a long story. But when he comes to, Mom and Dad are gonna kill him. SAHARA You know, I consider shooting him some days. DRAKE Sahara, youre crazy. SAHARA Ill show you crazy. DRAKE I bet you will Little Sis. I bet you will. Act 4: Scene 2 INT. DREW & HILLARYS BEDROOM. NIGHT Drew and Hillary are in their bedroom talking and getting ready to go to bed for the night. Hillary is laying in bed doing some last minute work on her computer tablet and Drew is in the bathroom changing. HILLARY Drew, I dont know what were gonna do with all of these kids. Jason and his professor... (pause to think) well, thats a story Im still trying figure out. Kevin is a damn train wreck, Sahara hates me, and I get the feeling that if I leave you and Jason alone, youll kill him. Drew walks out of the bathroom in his underwear. Hillary glances at him lustfully. Drew then puts his shirt and pajama pants on. DREW Look, I dont know what were going to do either. Ill try not to kill Jason, but you know that I dont tolerate disrespect from anyone in the house that Im paying for. You should tell him to cool his attitude with me before it gets him hurt.

50. Drew gets into the bed and lays next to Hillary. Hillary gets closer to Drew and puts her head on his chest while stroking his pectorals. I will. HILLARY

DREW Ill talk to Sahara. Shes always been the child that was so stubborn. The boys have never given me as much trouble as she has. HILLARY What are we gonna do about Liza? DREW What is there to be done about her? Shes polite and respectful all the time. Shes the dream child. A little on the dumb side, but shes still sweet. What happens between Jason and Liza stays between Jason and Liza. But if it happens again in my bed, there will be some bloodshed. HILLARY I just never thought Id ever say that I have seven kids. DREW I know right. Who wouldve ever thought that seven kids would be calling us Mommy and Daddy? HILLARY So how was work today? DREW It was good. I got that $10 billion construction deal to build that companys new headquarters in Beijing. HILLARY Thats great! DREW That means Im gonna have to be making a few trips overseas within the next few months or so. Would you be okay with that?

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HILLARY Yeah. Sure. I would never stop you from going further in your career. DREW They made me Chief Architect too. They liked my design, so they want me to oversee the whole project. HILLARY Wow. You know, as a family, were all doing great. The three oldest kids are at one of the best private colleges in the state of Texas. DREW Drakes going to Harvard. Sahara hasnt been sent to prison. Yet. HILLARY

DREW Youre funny. Kevin made it past the eight grade. HILLARY Thank the Lord. Jason is in law school and has his internship at that law firm. Hes gonna be successful. And that dumb broad he married is just here. DREW Well hope for the best for her. It seems like success runs in families. Someone knocks on the door. Come in. HILLARY

Drake enters the bedroom. He is having mixed emotions and needs to voice his concerns to someone. Hey Dad. DRAKE

Drew and Hillary sit up.

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Hey Son.

DREW

DRAKE Am I interrupting anything? DREW No. We were just talking. HILLARY Did you need something? DRAKE I wanted to talk to you guys. HILLARY Come have a seat. Drake walks over to Drews side of the bed and sits down on the bed. Whats up? DREW

DRAKE Ive been thinking and I still dont know if I made the right choice to leave Southlake High and transfer over to Southlake Prep. DREW The decision was all yours. I know Harvard is really gonna like the fact that you went to a private preparatory academy. Its a big step up from public school and itll make your transcript look all the more greater. HILLARY Id honestly go with the preparatory academy. I wish I wouldve gone to one. I couldve gotten into a better college and I wouldve had a whole slew of opportunities made available to me. DRAKE I dont know. Im just not used to not going to the same school as D.J. and Sahara. It just feels awkward changing schools.

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DREW I know how you feel. Its hard leaving certain parts of your life behind. You dont really feel that you have the proper closure in order to move on to newer, bigger, and better things. HILLARY Weve all been there Drake. Itll be okay. I know its been a lot gaining four new stepsiblings, a new stepmom, new house, and lots of changes. Its been pretty hectic. But well always be there for you. DREW Yeah Son. I know you hate having to share me between your stepmom, my job, and all of my other businesses, but I will always put my family, especially my kids, before anything else in the world. Okay? Yes Sir. DRAKE

DREW Itll be alright. You go on and do this. Well be behind you all the way. DRAKE Thanks Dad. Drew and Drake hug. Drake stands up. HILLARY If you need us, just come talk to us. DRAKE Okay. Goodnight. DREW Goodnight Son. Drake exits the bedroom. Drew and Hillary lay back down and snuggle.

54. HILLARY Youre such a good father. Im so glad youre here for my boys. They need a good, positive male role model. Thanks. Act 4: Scene 3 EXT. SHEARD MANSION. BACKYARD. NIGHT Jason is outside in the backyard on his cellphone having an in-depth conversation. He is trying to keep his voice quiet so no one hears him. JASON (on his cellphone sounding commanding) Yeah. Whatever. Thats not enough. Look, have you ever heard of Grayson, Dixon, and Towson Attorneys at Law? Well you should get a computer. Theyre one of the most prestigious law firms in Dallas. Im an intern there. Yeah. Mr. Grayson says that I could become the fourth partner within the next eight months if I keep progressing the way I am. I just handled a case for some company that sued Microsoft for $10 million. I get five percent of that settlement money. Ive been working my ass off for this company. I need money. Now look, I need you to represent me in court. Im thinking that this $500,000 should buy me an attorney and a judge. Im not paying child support to six different women for seven different kids. I mean come on, weve never even had paternity tests on these little bastards. No. Liza doesnt know jack about this and its gonna stay that way. Okay? Who cares if she knows about the other women? Look, Ill handle her. You just keep this... Liza walks up to Jason and interrupts his conversation. DREW

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Hey Baby.

LIZA

JASON (aggravated) Cant you see that Im on the phone? Go upstairs and wait for me. Now! LIZA (brokenhearted) Alright. Liza walks off. JASON (on his cellphone) Okay, Im back. As I was saying, you just keep this from going up in smoke. Okay? If something bad happens to me because of this, something bad is gonna happen to you. Ill see you tomorrow. Jason hangs up his cellphone and walks inside the mansion. Act 4: Scene 4 INT. JASON & LIZAS BEDROOM. NIGHT Liza is sitting on the bed looking like shes upset. Jason walks into the bedroom and stands next to the bed. JASON What was that about? What? LIZA

JASON When I was outside on the phone. You know youre not supposed to interrupt me when Im on the phone with someone. It makes me angry. LIZA Im sorry. Its just that I miss you so much during the day. I enjoy the things we do together.

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JASON Look, you know I have to work. LIZA Jason, I love you. I just feel like Im losing you. I mean, this morning is the first time in a few weeks that Ive felt so alive. You made me feel so alive and radiant. JASON Look, youre not losing me. Im just under a lot of stress and pressure being in law school and being an intern at the law firm. Im just having a difficult time. LIZA Okay. I just wanna be a good wife. I just wanna make you happy. Jason walks over to his side of the bed and starts changing into his pajamas. JASON Look Liza, you do make me happy. Youre hot, excellent in bed, and youve got a job. LIZA You never told me why you wanted me to get a job. Why is that? JASON Because, I need a backup just in case I dont make any money at the law firm. (getting in the bed) If we hit a rough patch Im gonna need someone to help pick up the slack. Thats what a good wife does for her husband. LIZA (getting closer to Jason) Okay. So you wanna know how my day went? JASON (turning his head away and mumbling under his breath) No not really.

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What?

LIZA

JASON Nothing. Lets just go to sleep. Okay. LIZA

Jason and Liza kiss. Jason then turns the light off and puts his arm around Lizas waist. Act 4: Scene 5 EXT. SHEARD MANSION. MOTORCOURT. NIGHT D.J. is standing in the motorcourt of the Sheard mansion waiting for something. A car pulls into the motorcourt and parks right next to him. A woman gets out of the car and greets him. Its Kendra McNamara (44). Very well kept. Looks 30. D.J.s sports manager. The Chancellor of T.C.U.s wife. Seductive. Very scandalous. Conniving. Bipolar. D.J. So howd it go? KENDRA Ive talked to the NFL commissioner and hes seen all of your footage and hes talking to the Cowboys and you could be on the draft when you graduate. D.J. Sounds good. KENDRA Im trying as hard as I can to get scouts at all of your games and then eventually bring on some endorsements. D.J. Thanks. Now whyd we have to meet in person? Couldnt we do this over the phone? KENDRA No. I had to see you. D.J. gives Kendra an odd look.

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Why?

D.J.

KENDRA Because I need a big strong man to put me to bed tonight. D.J. Yo, you need to chill out on that now. I said if you helped me land it big, Id give you the goods. But come on, youre my manager and were at my dads house. Ive only been sleeping with you because youve done a really good job. KENDRA And you do a really good job in bed. So come on. Lets go. D.J. No, not tonight. Ill meet you at the hotel after class tomorrow. KENDRA Nope. I want it tonight. Id hate to have to tell my husband, whom might I add is the Chancellor of T.C.U. and I dont think hed like to know that his wife has been screwing the star quarterback in exchange for her career management services. D.J. Okay okay. I got it. You dont have to play dirty like that. KENDRA (stroking D.J.s chest and abdominal area) Well then, lets walk into that garage, you lose the clothes, Ill lose mine, and well make love. Got it? D.J. (depressed) Yes Maam. D.J. and Kendra start walking toward the open garage stall. FADE OUT

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END OF PILOT