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ABORT™ MagazineCanada’s Counter CultureIssue 9
Publisher/Editor-in-Chief: E.S. DaySenior Editor: Grimm CulhaneSenior Writer: Dave “Corvid” McCallumArt Director/Layout: Christina ThieleStaff Writers:Grimm Culhane, E.S. Day, Dave McCallum,Calder Fertig (Calgary), Amalia Nickel, .ninjoelspy., AlxsNess,Russ Foxx, Nara Anderson, Jimmy Lynch (Toron-to), John Norby (UK), Arceon_____________________________________________Senior Photographer: Sarah HamiltonStaff Photographers: Chris Webber, Scott AlexanderJordana Meilleur, Grimm Culhane, Sarah Hamilton, E.S.Day, Amalia Nickel,Mike Boldt, Paul Michalowski, AjaniCharles. Chris McKibbenib, ArceonWeb Design/Graphics: John Allan (www.johnallan.ca)Contributors:Gavin Reid, Jeffrey Chan Tin, Matt Mer-nagh, Stephen Gillis,Christina Thiele, Jonathan Parsons,nofutureface, Samira AlintoTranscribers : Amalia Nickel, Dave “Corvid” McCallum,Chris Webber_____________________________________________Cover Artwork by Dave MacDowellwww.macdowellstudio.comABORT Logo by Ara ShimoonABORT MAGAZINE is owned and operated by:Abort Media Publishing Corporation (AMP Corp.)1140 Comox St. Ste 203 Vancouver, BC Canada,V6E 1K5778.330.7575Fuck The FaxGeneral Info: info@abortmag.comwww.abortmag.comwww.abortmagazine.comwww.abort.tvwww.abortmag.com/abortcast____________________________________________DEPARTMENTSAdvertising sales@abortmag.comMarketing/Promotions promotions@abortmag.comEmployment Opportunities jobs@abortmag.comABORT TV: www.abort.tv info@abort.tvSubscriptions/E-Newsletter subscribe@abortmag.com(we DO NOT give out your e-mail address)CD’s, DVD’s, Books, Art, Murals, Cash, Drugs, GarterBelts, Guns, Fur Coats, Trans-fatty foods and Cigarettesto be considered for review… editor@abortmag.comTo submit words, art, video and
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ABORT’S
latest list of interviewrequests, and the people whotold us to go fuck ourselves
Cheech & Dong:
Not even worthy of a callback, we will have to assumethat it is mandatory for all involved with the Canni-banoid clowns that in order to maintain employmentamongst the camp they to, are required to indulge inthe herb, thus creating a hazy effect which disables thepart of the brain that allows for a publicist to call backany member of the media.Ironically the boys had no problem going down to theCity TV’s breakfast television at 6:00 AM doing 20year old bits that were drier than their sativa-soakedmouths
Q-Tip:
After giving us a private photo shoot backstage at theRock The Bells festival in Toronto this past summer,Mr. “Vivrant Thing” must have thought that his ATCQreunion would put him back on the charts. Judging fromthe suits he’s wearing on his new album “The Renais-sance” maybe he should have stayed in the 14th centu-ry along with songstress Norah Jones who also appearson the album to help Mr. Tip keep his street cred a
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oat.We have a “tip“ for you sir: the next time somebodymakes a request.... you and your PR team should takethe cotton swabs out of your ears when someone tries tohelp sell your (third) third-rate release.
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