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Egg Timing

Egg Timing

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Published by arvatar400
Two Deadbeats rob a house under an unfortunate set of circumstances, unbeknownst to them.
Two Deadbeats rob a house under an unfortunate set of circumstances, unbeknownst to them.

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Published by: arvatar400 on Aug 26, 2012
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 Egg Timing.Written By: WeedGanger
 
FADE IN:
 
INT. TEENAGE BEDROOM
DAYTwo high school boys sit on a leather couch.
While the T.V.‟s on, the two are obviously
onlyfocused on smoking from their BONG.On the left side sits HAMPTON: a tall, well kemptathletic teenager.HAMPTON
All I‟m saying is there‟s a time and aplace for meaningful lyrics; but it‟s
not all the
time, and it‟s not
everywhere we fucking go, so quitwhining.KNOX sits to his right, with a face harboringcreeping acne, and a head with a shagged-out fro.He shakes his head enthusiastically and handsHampton the bong.KNOXNo, I'm not whining, I'm just pointing
out that hip hop‟s „shit filter‟ isn‟t
doing shit.
Hampton contemplates Knox‟s retort and takes a
hit from the bong.KNOX CONT.I mean, all this garbage just blows.
There‟s always gonna‟ be shit music, Iknow, but there‟s SO MUCH of it
right
now that legitimate artists can‟t get
heard.(beat)
It‟s uncool, man.
 Hampton bursts into a coughing fit and justbarely manages to set the bong on the makeshiftcoffee table beside him.He takes a minute to recover.
 
 HAMPTON...Yeah, true. But y
ou don‟t have to
launch into a rant EVERY TIME you hear
a song that wasn‟t written with tears
or on a fucking...rose pedal, orsomething.KNOX
I don‟t!
 HAMPTONYeah, you do, man.KNOX
No, I DON‟T
, man.HAMPTONDude. You DO do it.KNOXNo.(beat)I see what this is.Knox leans back and smiles smugly.HAMPTONWhat?KNOXWhat?HAMPTONWhat do you think THIS is?KNOXI see right through all this, you know.HAMPTONWhat?KNOXI know what this is REALLY about.

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