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The Grand Tour

The Grand Tour

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Published by Michael E Cummins
The Savage Grand Tour of Rome by two ex-Pats
The Savage Grand Tour of Rome by two ex-Pats

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Published by: Michael E Cummins on Aug 31, 2012
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INT: MIKES BEDROOM, ROME, NIGHTMIKE (mid-20’s, gay, pretty hip but not too out there) is inhis tiny room in a 3 bedroom apartment in Rome. There inonly lamp on in his room, and the doors are frosted glassFrench doors. He’s just got in and is quietly starting tosettle in when he hears movement in the room next to his.MIKE (VO)Shit.Mike’s sits up and freezes. His eyes dart to the door. Hesees through the frosted glass a familiar image pass.Mike’s eyes narrow seethingly.MIKE (VO)Urgh... Trist.TRISTAN (20’s, English, very conservative & frumpy) raps hisknuckles on the door quietly.Mike stays frozen. His eyes darting about looking for anescape. He mouths slowly ’Fuuuuck!’.Tristan raps again a tad louder.Mike doesn’t move an inch.(beat)Tristan raps again even louder.MIKE (VO)OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod.TRISTA (VO)(an almost whiney whisper)(Miiike.)MIKE (VO)What does he want? Is it theElectricty bill? Is he raising therent? Oh my God he’s kicking meout. Oh well, I don’t care. I willsimply tell him I...TRISTA (VO)(louder but still whiney)Miiike.Mike is defeated. He goes to the door.(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.MIKE (VO)Christ!Mike opens the door and there, a foot and half beneath himis Tristan, looking up with that goofy look on his face. Hesmiles.TRISTANHiiii.MIKE (VO)Those teeth...MIKEHi. Hi. Sorry I had my ear phoneson.Mike holds up earphones that aren’t plugged into anything.Tristan is oblivious.TRISTANMike. I wanted to talk to you aboutsomething.MIKE (VO)Urgh! What do you want Noddy?MIKEYeah? Whats up?TRISTANMay I sit down?Mike looks at his bed, his face dreading that troll’s arseon his bed.MIKESure...TRISTANYou might want to sit down too,Mike.MIKE (VO)Oh for fuck’s sake get on withit...MIKEOk.They sit down.(CONTINUED)

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