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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really knowwhat goes in it.-- AnonymousA little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed hermind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aislewith one man, and came back with another."-- AnonymousAll marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.-- AnonymousBe tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of yourspouse's family does too.-- AnonymousCompromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree tolet her have her own way.-- AnonymousEvery mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than shemanaged to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife ashis father did.-- AnonymousGive her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman Ilove" and the second, "For my best friend."-- AnonymousHe believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans toquit his job.-- AnonymousHe early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye andclearly said, "You're the boss."-- AnonymousHere's to you and here's to me,and I hope we never disagree.But, if that should ever be,to HELL with you, here's to ME!-- AnonymousI told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. Thenext day, she locked me in the cellar.-- AnonymousIf it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with totalstrangers.-- AnonymousIf it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had nofaults at all.-- AnonymousIs it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

-- AnonymousIt's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the bestman.-- AnonymousJealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.-- AnonymousKnow her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul.-- AnonymousLove begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.-- AnonymousMarital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which hiswife pleases.-- AnonymousMarriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.-- AnonymousMarriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.-- AnonymousMarriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...-- AnonymousMarriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to makesure you like what you are getting.-- AnonymousMarriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.-- AnonymousMarriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.-- AnonymousMarriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.-- AnonymousMistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.-- AnonymousMother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him apiece of hers.-- AnonymousRepublican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, butfeel they're entitled to a little fun first.-- AnonymousSome men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feetthrust upon them.-- AnonymousThe fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.-- Anonymous

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