How To Get Laid Online!
Online Adult Dating Tips
*PLEASE DO NOT ILLEGALY SHARE THIS EBOOK FOR FREE!RESPECT MY WORK!
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My name is Brian, and this is a little document I'm putting together WILL get you laid in 2 weeks tops. I havedone it many times and its not so hard how it may seam now. If you read through and follow this ebook andstill can’t land at least a date, then maybe you should consider changing sexual orientation or becoming celibate.I used to be like many of you (and sort of still am in real life situations) and couldn't get laid to save my life,let alone get a date. I am usually to damn shy and have trouble talking to people I don't know. After a whileI finally decided to try online dating and I still failed miserably, no website out there ever gave me a matchabove 70%, and sites like adult friend finder were just full of fake accounts and stuck up bitches so thatshit never worked for me either.Finally luck went my way and a new friend of mine felt bad enough for me to give me a few tips on gettingwomen (online and off), and after using those tips and figuring a few things out myself, the game has never been easier. Now I get to pass this on and hopefully help some of you guys.Alright enough bullshit lets get to the point.
FIRST THINGS FIRST!
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You probably will NOT find a woman that wants to have sex with a complete stranger
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What I mean by this is that most women still at least want to know you a little bit and feel comfortable. Thatmeans you have to have some conversation with them, and usually some sort of small date first, but its ok!They usually put out after ;)
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Be RESPECTFUL
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Don't just go onto a site and send messages like "hi I'm bob, wanna fuck?" it WILL NOT work, I can tell youthat right now because I doubt you're a male model. Sure its an adult dating site but women are still womenand don't like being treated like meat. Most like to lie to themselves and think you might somehow be boyfriend material so they don't feel so bad about being a slut at the end of the night.
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Be CONFIDENT
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This is the golden rule, and it applies for any type of dating. If your not confident the girl is going to toss youout, plain and simple, no if's, and's, or but's about it. Yes its pretty stupid but thats the way life is. If you have a problem with this, use the common "fake it til you make it". It comes easier in time, trust me.
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Be FAKE
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Yes, I said it, be fake as fuck. It was against my morals to be fake but lets face it, your just trying to get laid,not date the bitch. Be very compatible with her (whether you really are or just faking you are) and it makesconversation a breeze, and also makes her feel more connected and comfortable to you, and that means your job getting between her legs is that much easier.
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DON’T be a CREEP
- Womens #1 pet peeve are creepy ass guys. Don't lie to yourself, do you look like a creep? Make sure youare well dressed, clean and presentable, don't say weird shit, don't do stupid shit, don't stare at her tits, etc.
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DECREASE your STANDARDS and UP your AVERAGE
- Can’t get laid because you only want to settle for supermodels? Get the fuck over yourself. Pussy is pussy,and beauty is only a light switch away. Besides, chubby and/or ugly bitches give the best head, theyhave to work harder to get a man.
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