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Bush's Last Journey to the Earth - From 911 to 119

Bush's Last Journey to the Earth - From 911 to 119

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Published by Anil Selarka
The is a political satire which also deals with very serious issues relating to current economic crisis and how it has been dealt with President Bush in his last acts. Extremely well timed political and economic analysis in light hearted manner. No one has so far related two dates - 911 (day US was attacked) and 119 (when the President Bush leaves the office today) Read more...
The is a political satire which also deals with very serious issues relating to current economic crisis and how it has been dealt with President Bush in his last acts. Extremely well timed political and economic analysis in light hearted manner. No one has so far related two dates - 911 (day US was attacked) and 119 (when the President Bush leaves the office today) Read more...

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Published by: Anil Selarka on Jan 20, 2009
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End of Horrific Journey from 911 to 119
 President Bush was having his last ride in the outer space with his trusted lieutenants Henry Paulson,the Treasury Secretary and Ben Bernanke, the Fed Chief. The plane just entered the earth orbit andstarted its downward journey.It was the complete reversal of fortune for him, and he regretted it. Oh where was 911 and now today, itis 119. The wheel has turned the full circle, he lamented. His Air Force One was his favorite. Alas, thiswill not be handy anymore. Even Obama would not use it.Looking down, he was appalled by the thick smoke surrounding the plane. Were they clouds, oh no,they were smokes. The earth may be warming up, he thought, thinking of Al Gore whom he narrowlydefeated while assuming the Presidency eight years ago. He did not like Gore’s first name – Al. He wasdreaded by the mere mention of “Al”; he always equated it with “Al Qaeda. “ Once he told even Al Goreduring the Kyoto meeting, that he should change the name for good from Al Gore to something else. Mr.Gore confronted him – what do you suggest? Well, anything except “Al”. It has taken my life.He decided not to think of it any more. Instead, hestarted interacting with his two flamboyant soldiers – Pauly and Bernie. He liked them most. When he was achild, he was fascinated by the comic strip of Mutt andJeff. He likened Henry Paulson or Pauly to lanky Muttand Ben Bernanke to burly Jeff.Bush told both of them “You guys are terrific. You have been entertaining me at the White House all the time”.What I would be doing without them, he wondered.He was tired of signing condolence letters to the bereaved family of soldiers who sacrificed their lives for him at Iraq and Afghanistan.He therefore likened the idea of Paulson coming to hisoffice at 8:00 AM every day with bunch of files tuckedunder his arm, waiting for his signatures. He had signedoff $ 700 billions a few days before, but the Paulsonwas not satisfied. He was a trillion dollar man, not billion dollars.
 
Anil Selarka©2009 Bush Last Journey to Earth 911 to 119 Page 2 of 4This is how the conversation goes...Bush : Hi, guys, we are going down too fast. And hey, are we not going to Washington?Pauly : No, sir, we are taking to your favorite place Ground Zero in New York Ben : Yeah, we wanted you to have a closer look at our economy.Bush : Oh No, these two letters A (Al Qaeda) to Z (Ground Zero) sums up my history.Pauly ; Yeah, our economy is on Viagra. Needs stimulus practically every dayBen : me too. Mr. President. All these banks... I am learning new ABC
 
Anil Selarka©2009 Bush Last Journey to Earth 911 to 119 Page 3 of 4Bush : Really, what’s that?Ben : A for AIG, B for Bank of America; C for Citi; G for Goldman; F for Fannie, l for LehmanPauly : Hi, Bernie, It’s Interesting. We have entire alphabets lined upBush : Hi, Guys, where are we now. Have we signed up for Kyoto? Why roads are so green?Pauly : These are all our freeways, Mr. PresidentBen : They are all covered with our Greenback. We printed 3 to 4 trillions by now.Bush : Really, I thought it was just $700 billions, PaulyPauly : We thought so. But then everyday, we were getting a bank with a begging bowl.Ben : We have been printing 3 shifts Mr. President. We are now outsourcing from China.Bush : Hi guys there. Why sky is so red? Are we in California? Do we have another 911?Pauly : No Mr. President. We are in 119, not 911; today is your last day, remember?Ben : We are in New York, sir. These are all bank towers burning down to Ground Zero!Finally, the plane landed on Ground Zero. Bush, Bernanke and Paulson stepped out. The Presidencyhas just ended. All privileges also terminated. Mr. Bush, no longer President Bush, wanted to make a

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