Hello Cheapskates,Welcome to the PDF edition of the

B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes

.In the spirit of togetherness and loveliness, here isis for you to read, totally free. Have we gone mad?Quite probably.Anyway, if you enjoy reading it, then why not buy acopy for a friend? It

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