granDelusion

This comes from a column in The Washington Post called the Style Invitational. The column runs each Sunday. It is actually a satirical contest of sorts. This column has run for years - too many for me to remember. Being a homegrown Washingtonian, I grew up reading the Post. On Sunday mornings this would be the very first section of the paper I would read. I knew I could expect a laugh or two with my coffee. I recognize many of the names in this document as these folks were consistent contributors. One of the most "famous" names I recall is the illustrious Chuck Smith of Woodbridge who dominated the Invitational for years.

xojohannyxo

i liked the one about the period in Dr Pepper

@nup

after reading this i laugh like a hippopotamus yawn in mud :):)

boh_krusader

this mya be a lil late but i created my own. *She looked up at him like a dwarf looks up at a basketball player*

ifz_45

why dya need 2 share dat wiv da hole world sikoooooo

lowiebra

yer when i was haveing sex with my girlfriend our condom broke and she got pregnet now we have a butiful 16 mouth old daughter coment bak plz.

lowiebra

and it would be good if other peopele would reply on my coment thx

lowiebra

mmm hey guys yer my condom broke and my girlfriend got pregnet and ive sticked bye her now we have a butiful 16 mouth old daughter.

zhang

hello,everyone! could you share English with me?thanks !I am studying English now,l only learned English three months.l need more help.please help me my friend!

zhang

what is happy

zhang

hi

SHAR52870

I was praying my name wasn't listed... :)

mojopriest

These are pretty clever. Reminds me of Steven Wright.

bailarina

hahaha this is so funny. i remember that some elementary school teacher published a book of true examples of bad writing from his years of teaching a while ago. i don't remember the name of the book anymore but it contained sentences quite similar to these. in any case, is anybody else worried about the future leaders of the US? =)

jimzzor

That is freaking HILARIOUS.. but no one can seriously write that.