ANNOUNCINGHolistic non-invasive breast examinations or women 18-25 as part o a newly non-unded statewidehealth initiative.
Finally, young women can obtain non-reputable exams that are sae and afordable.
Te NORHRIDGE CLINIC on Cove Road NW is pleased to announce that our new uncertiedand unlicensed therapist, Mr. Morris Shirley, is now accepting patients at the Cove Road acility. Mr.Shirley is a lietime practitioner o the holistic non-invasive breast examination method, which he pio-neered ater years o study at campuses across the country. Shirley is uncredentialed, and thereore ableto gauge the health and beauty o breasts without the intervening layers o expertise and knowledgethat oten separate health practitioners rom patients. Mr. Shirley has never published in over twenty magazines, and has admired work in over twenty more, primarily photographic journals and other pub-lications related to the emale breast.HOLISIC BREAS EXAMS are the new basis or non-traditional breast health. Te NorthridgeClinic provides state-o-the-art capability in all ve recognized non-technological categories: shape,texture, color, rmness, and avor. Mr. Shirley also specializes in two advanced early detection criteria:symmetry and buoyancy. Te Northridge Clinic is equipped with a new cutting-edge visual imaging capability, allowing practi-tioners such as Mr. Shirley to visually record images o the breasts or study and comparison. Te pres-ence o the patient is only rarely needed ater the initial visit. Women can leave the clinic and await theirresults while Mr. Shirley and his staf subject the recorded visual images (called ‘photographs’) to closerscrutiny. Follow-up visits are sometimes, although rarely required on the basis o this urther study. WHA DOES A HOLISIC BREAS EXAM FEEL LIKE?Mr. Morris Shirley writes in his now-amous
Tanks or the Mammaries: A Grateul Guide to the Female Body
: “At rst, I don’t even touch the patient. She is oten nervous, understandably nervous. And so amI. I mean, I’ve been doing this all over the country. Six months in one state, then I have to leave. Sixmonths in another. So we’re both nervous. I let that linger.“Soon I begin with
, a technique I pioneered in the late eighties. It amounts to mental acu-puncture. I search over the patient’s body with my mind, probing with my mental ngers, trying tond out at what points the patient’s body has a built-in resistance, and thereore a potential health risk.Usually these correspond to the breasts, between the thighs, and sometimes the anus.“Te breasts are a natural chakra place. Each breast is a natural vortex o eminine energy. Te breastsare subjected to constant bouncing as a patient walks around all day. Tis means that the breasts arealways getting closer to and climbing away rom the earth, plunging and then erupting again.“Te unsteady oscillation in a woman’s body between her Mother Earth energies and her calling to aPosted on Craig’s List - June 23, 2007