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Restaurant Menu Parody

Restaurant Menu Parody

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Published by Mike Spiegelman
Parody of a Restaurant Menu, by Mike Spiegelman.
Parody of a Restaurant Menu, by Mike Spiegelman.

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Published by: Mike Spiegelman on Nov 05, 2012
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 Restaurant Menu ParodyBy Mike Spiegelman © 2012mike@spiegelmania.comTwitter: @spiegelmania @luggagetuesdays
 BreakfastBreakfast Served All Day, Except During BrunchMorning DewsCheck out Beverages in our menu for lunch and dinner related drinks.Liquid StartersMust look 21 years or older.Mimosa - Fresh orange juice mixed with champagne.Maxosa - Fresh orange juice mixed with Royal Gate Vodka.Bloody Mary - Tomato juice, vodka, Tabasco Sauce, celery stalk, radish, hugged by our bartenderBloodless Mary - Vodka, Tabasco Sauce, celery stalk, radishBloody Hairy - Bloody Mary with waiter's hair in itLPBs - Left-Over Party BeersStart your morning like you did in college: drinking left-over bottles of beer from last night's party.Guaranteed half-full of flat beer.Original, or customize:- Add lipstick marks- Add cigarette butt- Add waiter's hair
Non-Alcoholic Liquid StartersGlass of freshly squeezed orange drinkSmall glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, nestled in a bowl of ice, just like the type Milton Berledrank in the 1966 movie The OscarGlass of tomato juiceGlass of milkMilk served in a dirty glassCoffeeEspresso drinks available in test markets only.We offer three unique blends: Hot Flavored Water, Individually Dripped Double Strength Migraine-Causing Sewer Water, or Hazelnut.Decaf no longer available.Comes in three proprietary sizes: Zerk, Meduiminito, and Blark.Pitcher of coffee also available. Give an icy glare to your waitress for more information.Served with half and half, milk, Mini Moos, new sodium caseinate-free non-dairy powered creamer,white sugar, cane sugar, brown sugar, Splenda, NutraSweet, SugarTwin, NeoSaccharin, YumYumFake,Xylitol, or syrup.Non-Liquid StartersSlice of Melon- Add prosciutto- Add bacon

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