‘Right’ I hicced, “
You really wanna
He nodded and I rolled my tongue-in-cheek -
‘You said “Happy are the poor the weak the hungry,
The world shall be inherited by the
“So where’s the justice when all I see in daily papers
Is some politician getting fatter day-by-day;Yeah right,
Covet not thine neighbour..
that bullshit all about by the way?
‘Ask and you’ll receive’
and seemed to mean it
But I’m still alone and never owned a Porsche
,So make her love me, Christ I really mean it
I’d never gone and
agreed to that divorce
And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed
But I’ve had no sex since you got your gold and ‘cense and Myrhh
.Bet you wish now
you’d had a smudgy printer…
What about Magdalene
Did you ever give a gift to her?
Take a lawyer, A salesman and a butcherAnd put them floating on a Jelly-sea in a boat,Make a Chinese
man say “Fried rice, Fly’s best”
A hundred times a minuteAnd have no one hear it and laugh until they choke