THE WARDROBE I am The Wardrobe. I am stoic. At times, I have built-in logic. Gather to me, my children, As we are family.

I am your home. I am your shelter. Without me, it is all helter skelter. Bottom dwellers, I hear your plight. I know how you live. Rest here, from your fight. While you are here, You could just hang around. And if you're not in fashion, You will stay Coat Hanger bound. Those of you, new to The Shelf, Welcome to the fold. A warning! Do not brag about your glorious wealth! Jeans' story, will be told! Glory and Good Times, know of the outside world. They know what could be your fate, The best Case, unfurled. So, welcome to Wardrobe, Forget the shame of the floor. Good night, all my children, Good night and sleep tight. Rest from your wanderings, Don't let the silverfish bite! James W. Barnes 2012