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A Story about Thanksgiving Dinner

A Story about Thanksgiving Dinner

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Published by James Green

After my last story I received a letter so heart wrenching, so tragic, and so shocking that it touched the bottom of my soul and I felt the need to respond in today's story. Here is the letter that I received, edited for content, grammar, vulgarity and my whim: Dear Mr. Green, Every year during Thanksgiving week I have the same problem. I know lots of people must have this problem, but I have been too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it, and I'm afraid my family won't understand. How do I get

After my last story I received a letter so heart wrenching, so tragic, and so shocking that it touched the bottom of my soul and I felt the need to respond in today's story. Here is the letter that I received, edited for content, grammar, vulgarity and my whim: Dear Mr. Green, Every year during Thanksgiving week I have the same problem. I know lots of people must have this problem, but I have been too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it, and I'm afraid my family won't understand. How do I get

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