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Guy Problems

Guy Problems

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Published by DanIsCoolYo

Melissa Hines is sick of hearing that she needs to "put herself out there" to attract a guy. So she goes on the ultimate mission to test this truism by going on 100 dates in 100 days - and gets more than she bargained for.

Melissa Hines is sick of hearing that she needs to "put herself out there" to attract a guy. So she goes on the ultimate mission to test this truism by going on 100 dates in 100 days - and gets more than she bargained for.

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Published by: DanIsCoolYo on Nov 17, 2012
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Guy ProblemsByDaniel Kenitz2012 Daniel Kenitz
 
OVER CREDITS WE HEAR:DYLAN (V.O.)Did you know the average man getsmarried at 29 years old while theaverage woman gets married at 25?MELISSA (V.O.)Now you’re making me feel old. Keeppiling it on. Next thing I knowyou’ll tell me how much you’vealways hated my shoulders.DYLAN (V.O.)I’m not trying to offend you; thatwas the opposite of the point I wasmaking.(beat)Look, we’re face to face here. I’mtrying to end the relationship withas much integrity as possible.FADE IN:INT. CHICAGO BAR - EARLY EVENINGMELISSA HINES, 25, our talkative heroine is sittinganxiously with arms crossed as she squares off with DYLANBALBO, 29, a regular, nice looking fellow, a few years olderthan our protagonist. They’re sitting in a nice corner tableusually reserved for more diplomatic conversations.MELISSA
That’s
the term I was trying tothink of. To take your girlfriendof four years out on the town whenshe might be expecting a proposaland use the opportunity for romanceto tell her not only are youleaving her but she would beirrational to feel any sense ofregret or even melancholy over it.Do it in public to prevent a scene,like you’re firing me. "Integrity"suits the situation just fine.DYLANMy point is that you’re not the oldspinster you say you are. And I’mnot robbing you of your youth. Ifanything, it’s best we not wasteanother minute together.(CONTINUED)
 
CONTINUED: 2.MELISSAYou’re not robbing me of my youth,but now the time we spent togetherwas a waste.DYLANHold on--MELISSAWait, I’m just -- I get male logicnow. Wearing a suit makes you agentleman no matter how many womenyou crush!DYLANI just wanted to do the right thingand do this in person. Not on atext or on Facebook. Or Twitter:"@melissahines1987 it’s over.frowny face. peace out."Melissa suddenly stands up, throwing the cloth napkin she’dlaid over her lap down behind her.MELISSADammit, Dylan! That would have been
 perfect
!A BEAT as Melissa realizes what she just said, and tries toexplain herself.MELISSA (CONT’D)At least you’d leave digital proofof what a bloody festering dickwartyou are!Upset, Melissa finally rushes into the street, where she’sgreeted by fresh air. She takes it in - the city, somehow, arefuge, and then starts up again and gallops into...CUT TO:EXT. CHICAGO - NIGHTThe huge city is buzzing even with the energy of a standardweekday night.TITLE: SIX MONTHS LATEROver shots of the CHICAGO RIVER and SKYLINE, weROLL CREDITS.(CONTINUED)

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