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King Leoric the Skeleton King

King Leoric the Skeleton King

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Published by Zetsumie Mitsukai
Strategy Guide for LEORIC THE SKELETON KING
by CrimsonQueso (as of v6.59)
Strategy Guide for LEORIC THE SKELETON KING
by CrimsonQueso (as of v6.59)

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Published by: Zetsumie Mitsukai on Feb 03, 2009
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10/23/2013

 
Strategy Guide for LEORIC THE SKELETON KINGby
(as of v6.59)
THIS IS A GUIDE TO LEORIC, WHO IS THE MANLIEST HERO IN DOTA THAT DOES NOT HAVE TESTICLES.AUTHOR'S NOTE:
THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR EM GAMES.THIS GUIDE IS CONCISE. YOU WILL FIND NO WALLS OF TEXT HERE. A KEY THING MOST GUIDE READERS DO NOT GET IS THAT SKILL AND ITEM BUILDS  ARE FLUID. I WOULD ARGUE THAT THERE IS NO SKILL BUILD FOR ANY HERO THAT IS CONCRETE WITH EVERYTHING SITUATION. FOR EXAMPLE, I ONCE PLAYED A GAMWHERE EVERYONE WAS PUDGE. I MAXED FLESH HEAP FIRST, WHICH IS SUPREMELY  RETARDED IN ANY OTHER SITUATION.
THE METAGAMEDO NOT PICK LEORIC IF THE ENEMY HAS PICKED THESE HEROES (THEY AREFAGS) :EARLY GAMESKILLS1HELLFIRE BLAST2STATS3HELLFIRE BLAST/STATS -STATSONLY IF THE LEVEL OF HARASSMENT IS VERY HIGH.4STATS/HELLFIRE BLAST 5HELLFIRE BLAST6REINCARNATION. DUH.7HELLFIRE BLAST8CRITICAL STRIKE9CRITICAL STRIKE
 
OMFG NO VAMPIRIC AURA? THIS GUIDE IS N00b!!!!VAMPIRIC AURAEARLY IS LIKE A MAN USING OVERSIZED CONDOMS. NOT ONLYWILL IT PROBABLY NOT DO ITS JOB, IT WILL MAKE YOUR PERFORMANCE WORSE.IT IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AS IT WILL PUSH YOUR CREEPS/STDS CLOSER TO THE ENEMY TOWER/VAGINA.STARTING ITEMS :+IF YOU ARE A TRUE MAN YOUR FIRST ITEMS SHOULD BE 2 GAUNTLETS. FUCK THOSE MICHAEL JACKSON WANNABES WITH ONLY ONE GAUNTLET. HOWEVER,THERE IS MERIT IN BEING A MICHAEL JACKSON WANNABE AND GETTING AGAUNTLET, CIRCLET, AND A BRANCH. REGARDLESS, ANY COMBINATION OFGAUNTLET, CIRCLET, AND BRANCH IS GOOD. MAKE SURE TO BUY 2 SETS OFTANGOS AND 1-2 CLARITIES. TANGOS FOR HEALIN', CLARITIES FOR BLASTIN'.EVENTUALLY WHATEVER YOU GOT SHOULD BECOME 1-3 BRACERS OR RECYCLED. DO NOT BUY BOOTS FIRST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND DO NOTMAKE A FULL BRACER FIRST. BEING MANLY IS ALSO BEING ECONOMICAL AND AFULL BRACER IS NOT COST EFFICIENT.LANE ETIQUETTE :DO NOT "HARASS" WITH HELLFIRE BLAST. REAL MEN DO NOT HARASS. THE STUNIS WORTH MORE THAN THE DAMAGE. USE IT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU, YOUR TOWER, AND/OR YOUR CREEPS CAN GET IN A FEW HITS. IF YOU'RE LANEDAGAINST A LOW HP MELEE HERO, STAB HIS FACE ANY CHANCE YOU GET.SHOULD I HAVE A LANING PARTNER?UNLESS THE ENEMY HAS 4+ MELEES AND THERE IS NO OTHER CARRY ON YOUR TEAM, I.E. WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A TERRIBLE PUB, YES. ALSO FOR THE LOVEOF GOD, THE PARTNER NEEDS TO EITHER HAVE A DISABLE OR BE RANGEDGANKING ETIQUETTEHELP YOUR WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES WHENEVER YOU CAN AND ARE SURE OF AKILL. AS THE MANLIEST CHARACTER ON YOUR TEAM, YOU SHOULD ALMOSTALWAYS THROW YOUR HELLFIRE BLAST FIRST IN A GANK AND TANK THE TOWER IF NEED BE.REINCARNATION ETIQUETTEIT IS CUSTOMARY TO QUOTE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WHENEVER YOU DIE.MID GAMESKILLS10CRITICAL STRIKE11CRITICAL STRIKE/VAMPIRIC AURA/REINCARNATION
 
-HERE IS WHERE THIS GUIDE MAKES YOU GASP. REINCARNATION SHOULD NOTBE FIRST PRIORITY HERE. A LOT OF THE TIME, YOU WILL NEED MORE MANABEFORE YOU SHOULD GET THIS.12REINCARNATION/VAMPIRIC AURA/CRITICAL STRIKE -DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH MANA YET? IS THERE A HOMOSEXUAL MANA VAMPIREON THE ENEMY TEAM? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.13REINCARNATION/VAMPIRIC AURA/CRITICAL STRIKE 14REINCARNATION/VAMPIRIC AURA/CRITICAL STRIKE 15REINCARNATION/VAMPIRIC AURA 16REINCARNATION/VAMPIRIC AURA ITEMS TO GO FOR :ASK YOURSELF THIS FIRST:
AM I PLAYING LEORIC?
YES: GET AN ARMLET NO: GET AN ARMLETBUT I'M TOO NOOB TO ACTIVATE/DEACTIVATE ITWHAT THE FUCK, YOU HAVE ONE ACTIVE SKILL YOU DUMB SHIT.TREADS OR BOTSEITHER. BUT NOT BOTH DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TWO FEET. (COMMONMISTAKE) FINISH TREADS OR BOTS AFTER ARMLET FOR MOST GAMES AS THE+15/40 MS IS OUTWEIGHED BY ALL THE SEXY THAT ARMLET GIVES YOU. TREADSIS MORE PREFERRED GENERALLY. NOW ASK YOURSELF THESE QUESTIONS, AND PICK THE ONE THAT YOU CAN SAYYES TO BESTARE MY ENEMIES CASTING A LOT OF SHIT IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION? GET ABKBIS MY TEAM ALL MELEE BECAUSE COLLECTIVELY WE HAVE A LEARNINGDISABILITY? GET A VLAD'SDO I WANT A GOOD ITEM THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COMPLETE? GETAN ASSAULT CUIRASSDO I WANT TO CARRY? GET A STYGIANDO I HAVE A
PING OF 9000
AND CANNOT LAST HIT? GET A BFURYDO I FEEL LIKE TIN MAN FROM WIZARD OF OZ? GET HEARTDO I WANT A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LIFESTEAL? GET A SATANICDO I HAVE POCKETS FULL OF GOLD/ENEMY IMAGES? GET A RADIANCE

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