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The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole

The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole

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Recipe for the apocalypse:

* Four parts Horsemen of the Apocalypse
* Three drops of bathtub LSD
* A handful of sexual perverts
* Garnish with a bunch of really hot pissed-off militant lesbians
* Add a splash of savior approved Red Bull Shake or stir, just don't upset junk-monkey Phil in the process.


Serve to the demons that are currently invading the Earth. You think you know how the world ends? You don't know shit!

"If this is how the world ends, sign me up!" --Jonathan Maberry - NY Times Bestselling Author of Patient Zero

Recipe for the apocalypse:

* Four parts Horsemen of the Apocalypse
* Three drops of bathtub LSD
* A handful of sexual perverts
* Garnish with a bunch of really hot pissed-off militant lesbians
* Add a splash of savior approved Red Bull Shake or stir, just don't upset junk-monkey Phil in the process.


Serve to the demons that are currently invading the Earth. You think you know how the world ends? You don't know shit!

"If this is how the world ends, sign me up!" --Jonathan Maberry - NY Times Bestselling Author of Patient Zero

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Published by: Timothy W. Long-Author on Dec 20, 2012
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Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon2
 
The Apocal
ypse And Satan’s Glory Hole
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Nice things said about this blasphemous book
“A deranged
and absurd balls-to-the-wall romp through a deliciously fractureduniverse. It reads like Douglas Adams on magic mushrooms. If this is how theworld ends
 —sign me up.
 
-- Jonathan Maberry, NY Times bestselling author of The King of Plagues and Patient Z 
 
Disgusting, offensive, irreverent, and profane, and all kinds of wrong. Jonathan
Moon and Timothy W. Long are going to hell for sure.”
 
-- S.G. Browne, author of Breathers
“Bizarro with bite. Long and Moon are the Lennon and McCartney of apoc
-
horror.”
-- Wayne Simmons, author of DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and the UK bestsellingFLU 
"As imaginative and engrossing as it is just fucking weird.
The Apocalypse and 
Satan’s Glory Hole
violated my mind in the best way."
-- David Dunwoody, author of EMPIRE'S END and UNBOUND & OTHERTALES 
“It's so off the wall, it's on the floor. And the floor is littered with all kinds of 
congealing viscera and humor so black it would make Mandingo burn you in theeye with a cigar out of jealousy.
-- Jason Wuchenich, author of DINNER BELL FOR THE DREAM WORMS 
“It's so much more than a good read, or a great read, or an excellent read! This is
one over the top, hilarious, disturbing, poop filled, vomit inducing, bloodletting,sweat pouring, heart racing, psychologically damaging book.
 
-- Tonia Brown, author of LUCKY STIFF 

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