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Snakepit for Brains

Snakepit for Brains

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Published by Jesse Alvarez

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Published by: Jesse Alvarez on Dec 24, 2012
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Snakepit-For-Brains
By Jesse Alvarez
 
Did you know that cars are way bigger and stronger thanbikes and it's pretty dangerous to ride a bike in traffic? Seriously,be careful out there guys. It's dangerous. It's like a 4th gradertrying to eat lunch with the 8th graders.But seriously folks, here are some things you should dream about:1. Being given a spoon and a bottle of chocolate syrup and havingto eat your way out of a Maximum Security Ice Cream prison.2. Your shadow whispering in your ear how weird it feels whenyou stand outside in the heavy snow3. Skydiving from a plane that is sitting dormant in a hangarWhatever the next number is. Pills that make you betterWe'll get back to that later. But in the meantime how aboutthis update from our weatherman Phillip J. Carmichael. Phil? Thanks Kent. Looks like we've got a 90% Chance of 
 
Despair
ANDANGUISH
 
Kent? Thanks Phil. Now allow me to read off all of the nasty ways inwhich people in the area were killed. Alright here we goScott Pellegrino died tonight after his bedroom window committedsuicide(Blew Itself To Smithereens) from Blind Covered loneliness,and he caught shards of glass in the neck.Frank Harrison passed on after crying so much that he drowned intearsSarah Maddox was making her hubby din din went the chickenmagically jumped up, held her down, chopped her head off, thenstuffed her with breadcrumbs

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