FRIENDSHIP
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FRIENDSHIP TEST...thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeNu ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iSsTilL tHeRe...
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FRIENDSTrue friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends arelike leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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F.U.C.KREMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.Kstands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCKtill eternity!
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FRIENDSHIP IS....FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten buthow U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Gobut how U hold oN!!!
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PRICELESS GIFTFriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT ToHave An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHEDIf you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me,come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BEREACHED!
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COMPAREFRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be,but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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FRIENDS 4 LIFEWithout humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life ishopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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COMPUTERA good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart,'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from mymemory!
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FRIENDS ALWAYSIn this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing isDEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME &beyond DISTANCE!
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ANGEL FRIENDSI believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angelsbut I call them my best friends.
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OUT OF MY CONTROLMeeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in lovewith you was completely out of my control.
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MEMORY LASTS FOREVERA memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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FRIENDSHIPThe ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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NEVER SPLITI met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meetagain.
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NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDSI always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tatloving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose truefriends.
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WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE UEveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mEreAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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BEHIND YOUDuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U,DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaNCaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
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NAKEDGUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'dprobably die laughing.
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MAKING LOVEAfter making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time?Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer istissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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KISSA peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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PAINTINGA man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman withleaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered- waitng 4 autumn.
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FALLING APARTIts been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button felloff. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 thebathroom.
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HOME EARLY1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said tothe guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you camehome early.'
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NEVER LOSE ME!We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILLNEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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BEST FRENA true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your
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| Upload Date: | 02/07/2009 |
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