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18Redefined Definitions:
19With gleam of Diyas & the echo of the Chants
20DON ki talaash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai,
21Drink karo to aankhein laal,
22A baby boy and a baby girl were in a bath-tub taking bath
23Compare Love and Friendship:
24Colors are brightening up the scene,
25Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
26HAPPY NEW YEAR!
27Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
28i had opened an account for YOU at the
29Is-se pehle ki is varsh ka antim suraj ast ho,
30G - Go to bed
31As day turns into night,
32Can we do romance at night today?
33Go to window,
34i think your eyes are tired looking at this world
35i wish moon always be full and bright
36Let the devils guard you
37Sorry to disturb you
38Touch your heart
39Welcome to Sweet Dream Airlines,
40Wishing the sweetest night
41Santa was caught for speeding and produced in court
42Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same
43Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
44D.O.S.T.I
45I like three things:
46I pray for you
47Now Deepawali is over
48Deepawali the Festival of Lights
49Har lecture ko mini skirt ki tarah hona chaahiye:
50Har diye so roshan ho aapki zindagi ki raahein,
51Pataakhon ki aawaaz se goonj rahaa sansaar,
52Time would make us forget some persons,
53Din mein deepak jalaane se kya hoga,
54Teri dooori ka ehsaas jab sataane lagaa,
55The time since i met you,
56Baadal garja magar barsaat nahi aai,
57Yeh yaad hai tumhaari..ya yaadon mein tum ho,
58Aaj hum hain kal humaari yaadein hongi,
59Humaari zindagi hai dost ki amaanat,
60Phool - Khushboo ke liye,
61You are my sweet friend..HO NA
62Koi new message hai kya..?
63A real friend is a
64All human beings have FIVE senses
65Attitude to LIVE:
66Be slow in choosing friends
67Life is at its weakest when
68Premi apni premika se:
69Koi chiraag jalaata hai deewane ke liye,
70Did i do anything wrong..?
71Kabhi nam na ho yeh maasoom nigaahein,
72If you like my sms, i am smart
73Waqt ki raahon mein aap bhula de chaahe humein,
74Dosti is something that no one can hate,
75Chup rehte hain kahin koi khataa na ho jaaye,
76Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham
77The importance of a good friend in our lives
78Itni choti nahi dosti humaari,
79Tum chaand ho jise sab yaad karte hain,
80Bheegi hui aankhon ka yeh manzar na milega,
81Engineers marte nahi
82Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,
83Difficult to tell what Loving is like
84Not all the time I can be with you,
85Special Tea for You
86Karoge yaad ek din is dosti ke zamaane ko,
87Friends are like fishes
88Night is a good time
89DOSTI dil hai dimaag nahi,
90Every second GOD remembers you
91Mausam chaahe badalte rahe,
92Ik vaar Santa apne yaar de viah te
93Agar din hai to raat bhi hogi,
94Apna woh nahi jo paas aa gaya,
95I decided to send you the
96Kisi ne Dil badal liya,
97In this cruel world
98Ishq mohabbat to hazaaro karte hain,
99Ishq mohabbat to hazaaro karte hain,
100Daulat hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
101Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge
102Once there was a CROW
103Messages are not for time paas
104It is a fact that when babies are born
105Someone remembers, somebody cares,
106Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jaayenge,
107Jaane kyon is jahaan mein aisa hota hai,
108Na mathe di lakeer vekhi na hatthaan te likhi taqdeer vekhi,
110Woh ek dost jo khuda sa lagta hai,
111Woh ek dost jo khuda sa lagta hai,
112Aapka chehre par kya Sweet Smile hai,
113Ek janaza dekh ke ladki muskuraai
114Dil ne kaha aankh se:
115*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
116Agar rakh sako to ek nishaani hun main,
117Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
118Valuing friendship is not merely
119Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
120Maikhaane mein jaam toot jaata hai,
121FRIEND is one who:
122Things i like about u:
123Ek pyaari si surat
124Is zamaane se bahut alag ho aap,
125For all the friendship you share,
126Money comes and goes,
127New Day, New Date,
128A girl comes late to class
129Ae dil tu mohabbat karta kyon hai,
130I am leaving the country
131Saalon baad na jaane kya samaa hoga,
132Sarak gaya jis ghadi sir se naqaab uska,
133De dua ho dard kam,
134Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
135Jaam pe jaam peene se kya faayeda,
136Aapki yaad aai,
137Hum farz-e-dosti yun hi nibhaate rahenge,
138Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
139Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka mazaa maloom hai
140Ishq dariya hai jiska saahil nahi hota,
141Bete hue lamho ko jab bhi yaad kiya humne,
142Andaaz-e-beaan haalaat ka koi aap se seekhe,
143Tajjub hua mujhe padhe jab aapke alfaaz,
144Shaam-e-samandar, gham-e-vasl aur tanhaai,
145Mithaa intezaar te intezaar naalon yaar mithaa,
146Swere thwadi yaad aai te thwanu miss kita,
147Bahn phad ke rok laende taenu,
148Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 wife :
149Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
150Wife: Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
151Hass hass ke katni zindagi yaaraan de naal,
152Makki di roti, nimbu da achaar,
153Sunder mundriye,
154Mungfli di khushbu te gur di mithaas,
155Makki de roti te sarson da saag,
156Hath wich mungfli,
157Ki kariye lokkan da,
158How a romantic jatt will propose a girl?????
159Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai
160Karwaa chauth di sawer wife uth ke sargi karan laggi
161Tussi hasde ho saanu hasaan waaste,
162Lady to punjab police-
163Wife: Kaash tussi sms hunde,
164Sardaar apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa
165Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
166Chota sardaar: Mummy, kal raati jado main
167Santa to Doctor:
168Do bhoot galaan kar rahe si
169What has technology done?
170Ik baar ik banda gwaandiyaan de ghar manja laen lai gayaa,
171Dad: Beta, is baar 80% number leyaane aa tu paperaan ch
172Sardaar: Oye banta, yeh roasted chicken
173Its easy to die for a friend but
174A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
175Dukh dil ch lako ke,
176Laggi ik bimaari nu mudtaan beet gaiyaan,
177Santa: Yaar main tainu kinni baar ph. kitta,
178Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi
179Sardaar (ladki ko chedte hue):
180Yaara, yaari da maan rakhi,
181Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
182Banta and his wife waiting for the train
183Arz kitta hai
184Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,
185Aap kaise hain,
186Be-rokke aaunde hawa de bulle ne,
187Bukkaan wich nahi paani rehnde,
188Birds + sky = lovely day
189Kuri waaleyan ne munde nu puchheya:
190Ik munda ik kudi de piche kaafi der ton jaa reha c
191Happiness is a perfume
192Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:
193Vishwaas ban kar ke log zindagi mein aate hain,
194Chemical Joke:
195Never cry for anyone in life
196If i love myself
197In life there are Five Things
198Two Great Facts in this World:
199Munna Bhai: Agar bina daanto waala kutta kaat le
200Do you know the meaning of DAIRYMILK..?
201Birds that live in a lake will fly away
202Hands in Hands, walk an extra mile,
204Friendship is a language spoken by heart
205Chupke se chaand ki roshni aapki ho jaaye,
206Dil ki mehfil mein ujaala kijiye,
207Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
208Woh na aaye,
209Taqdeer ne chaaha, taqdeer ne banaaya,
210Aansuon mein na dhoondo humein,
212Guzraa waqt jab bhi dil ki daastaan sunaayega,
213Unki gali se mera janaaza nikla,
214Miss me or Hate me
215Afgaani: Humaare registaan mein khush-aam-deed bolo
216Aaj deedaar, kal yaar,
217O friend ji..tussi mithaa aam ho,
218Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen
219Hum dosti poori nibhana jaante hain,
220If someone argues or makes fun of you,
221Subha-shaam tumhaari yaad aati hai,
222Jo dost paas na hon,
223Jabse aapko jaana hai
224Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
225Khuli jo aankhein to manzar ajeeb tha,
226Couple in theatre:
227Tu nahi to zindagi mein kya reh jaayega,
228Aankhon mein armaan diya karte hain,
229I may not be the most important person in your life
230If i was a painter- you would be my Painting
231Trust GOD, HE knows your future
232Chale gaye hain dooor kuch pal ke liye,
233When you like someone deeply,
234Night has ended for another day,
235You are walking on a long weak bridge,
236Jab paas ho tab khaas ho,
237Badalna nahi aata humein mausam ki tarah,
238Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyun hai,
239Khoobiyaan itni to nahi hum mein,
240Khirki khuli, zulfein udi,
241Karni hai Khuda se guzaarish,
242Friends are like street lights along the road
243The happiest people
244Marrying twice is right choice
245Rishton ki ehmiyat bataate hain faasle,
246Easiest ways to die:
247Yun to sadmo mein bhi hans lete the hum,
248Mohabbat mein laakhon zakhm khaae hain humne,
249Phulon ki mehek churaai nahi jaati,
250A boy goes to see a cabare dance
251Smile in pleasure, Smile in pain,
252Meri prem kahaani ka,
253Aapki yaad mein tadap ke mar jaayenge,
255Bichadte hue yaad de jaayenge,
256Khush rahe ya bahut udaas rahe,
257Some joys are better expressed in silence
258Its nice feeling when you know that
259Memories play a very confusing role
260Kuch pal hote hain kuch pal ke liye,
261Hasi ke raste per chala karo,
262Silence is the best way to avoid many problems
263Dard hota hai duniya ko dikhaane ke liye,
264Koi dooor ho kitna hi, kya gham hai..?
265Alvida keh kar jab koi aankho se dooor hota hai,
266True bravery is to arrive home
267Jab laila ko karna tha impress
268Relation means:
269Phool ban kar kya jeena
270Saying goodnight is
271Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do
273You are strong as RUM
274Patient to Doctor:
276A innocent Dhamki:
277Never say thanks to someone who loves you,
278Kasoor na unka hai na mera,
279Closeness resides in heart
280Har dil mein dard chupa hota hai,
281Hi! Can you do me a favour please,
282Rich in good luck..it's you
283PYAR means:
284Whenever i sit alone,
308Pyaar koi khel nahi jis mein jeet ya haar ho,
309A rose is always a rose
310Who am i?
311Aapko bhool jaaun naamumkin si baat hai,
312Old age is when one starts
313Father: What were the two hardest things
314How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
315Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,
316Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,
318Birth is the start of life
319Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?
320Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
321Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa jaanda hai,
322Dil se tera khayaal na jaaye to kya karu,
323What you will do if one day
324Smile ever, udaas never!
325Woh mil jaate hain kahaani ban kar,
326Chaand adhura hai sitaaron ke bina,
327Never ignore a person
328No me..No life
329Bhoole se bhi aankhon mein aansu na lana,
330Who is a dost..?
331Har roz hum nashe mein hote hain
332Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
333Main tumko chaand kehta magar
334You are
335Apne dimaag ko test karne ke liye
336Never make the same mistake twice,
337Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
338Hi..jaane-anjaane mein agar maine,
339I wish you a:
340If a cute girl tells you
343Five roses just for you
344Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jaaegi,
345Nazar jhuki to paimaane bane,
346Aisi bewafaai ki usne
347A Sardaar made a call to airport and
348If you read this message, you owe me a hug
349Unki yaadon mein sab kuch bhulaaye baithe hain,
350May you experience
351What do you call
352Friendship is not finding
353Wish you a very Happy X'mas!!
355May your world be filled with
356Listen and Silent are two words
357Every moment of your life is a picture
358Invite Jesus into the chemistry of life
359Zamaane bhar ki baaton mein humein bhula na dena,
360I have already told Santa Claus
361A Christmas candle is a lovely thing
363This Christmas may Santa fulfill
364Humse chupte kyon ho dost,
365Jaane do is syaah raat ke aagosh mein,
366Two persons are drowning in a river
367Do you know the worst thing in life..?
368Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!
369In order to get 100 out of 100 in appraisals
370Two men were watching bungee jumping
371Bhool se agar bhool ho jaaye
372It's the new year eve!
374-->H
375GOD's love has no limit
376Socha kisi apne se baat karein,
377Faith makes all things possible
378Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new
379May the spirit of this holiday season
380Naam: Don
381Muskaan aapke chehre se kabhi jaaye na,
382Wishing you 12 Moon of Happiness
383December 30
384Chaand mein agar noor na hota,
385Wishing you and your family
386As this is the begining of new year,
387Har laal rang RED nahi hota,
388Years come and go but
389Before the sunset,
390Relation doesn't get closer by meetings but
391May this new year bring you n your family
392Maamu, aaj se ek din baad
393Duniya mein sirf 7 cheez famous hai,
394Be strong enough to sccept the challenges of life
395Once the sun winks at you this morning,
396i knocked at the heavens door today
397Whatever is beautiful
398Tumse dooor jaane ka iraada na tha,
399Jaane kya zamaana mujhse chaahta hai,
400Tamanna karo jin bahaaron ki
401Kya zindagi hui, kya kahein
402Kabhi mir toh kabhi ghaalib keh kar pukaara,
403Jagaa ke humko woh kehte hain so jaa,
404Na kar fir mazboor mujhe likhne ko aaj,
405Na keh galti mere peene ko,
406Once a rich man asked a poor man,
407Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
408Question: What is height of flirting..?
409Life is very precious
410Har pal mein pyaar hai,
411Ho noor itna ki woh bhi dekhein
412The hardest part of missing someone special
413Sapno se dil lagaane ki aadat na rahi,
414Zaroorat hi nahi hai alfaaz ki,
415People often feel something but
416The beauty of life does not depend
417Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
418What is real but invisible?
419Khidki se neeche dekha to koi nahi tha,
420Whenever you fall,
421Maine kaha Dilruba,
422Ye raat chaand kiski karni per roya,
423Popcorn ki khushboo, mungfali ki bahaar,
424Unka khwaabon mein aana yeh unka kasoor tha,
425Ek muskaan tu mujhe ek baar de de,
426Paane se khone ka mazaa aur hai,
427A prayer bless your way
428Bahut kam hain zamaane mein log aise,
429Simat jaane do in palo ko,
430Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
431Grahambel found telephone
432Ladki pataane ka tarika:
433Na zubaan se, na nigaahon se,
434Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
435A lover says,
436Ek Rose
437Friendship is not about finding the right person,
438Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
439Papa beti se:
440Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar,
441Tohra mukhra..Chaanda ke samaan
442Ek kabootar itna uda
443Yaadon ke is bhanwar mein ek pal mera ho,
444What would you do if
445Two things in life which are more tragic than death:
446You are GHONCHU
447Ghum ke saagar mein kabhi dooob na jana,
448Itni jaldi daaman chod diya,
449When GOD leads you to the edge of the cliff,
450A 'sms' means
451Friends in heart are the worst tenants
452Mohabbat ki haqeeqat judaai hoti hai,
453Jazbaat-e-ishq naakaam na hone denge,
454Aaj woh humse dooor ja rahe hain,
455Age of Drinks:
456Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep
457Ye dosti chiraag hai..ise jalaaye rakhna,
458Fizaaon mein tum ho
459Think why you are so sweet,
460I was on ship thinking of you,
461Eyes are good friends
462No Quality + No Style = Laalu
463How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
464Waqt ke panne palatkar
465Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,
466Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
467Santa: Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?
468Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte
469Chaah kar bhi juda na reh sakoge
470Pyaar karo to dhoka mat dena,
471Happy B'day!!
472Tanhaai na paaye koi mehfil ki raat ke baad,
473Yeh unki khoobiyon ka asar hai,
474Khuda ne kaha..dosti na kar
475Kitni jaldi yeh mulaaqat guzar jaati hai,
476Mil kar bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka,
477Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
478Dosto ki dosti per shak nahi karte,
479Santa gives dictation test to the students
480Kaash kushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti,
481An apple a day,
482If you love someone,
483A word to say, a word to hear
484Hands up! This is a robbery!
485Aankhon mein sharaafat
486Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
487When things go bad and
488Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho
489Karni hai khuda se ek guzaarish,
490My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
491Pati mobile, Patni Sim-card
492Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
493It's not necessary for good friends to meet regularly
494Aapki har baat saroor kar jaati hai,
495Unhe gumaa hai ki hum unse mohabbat karte hain,
496Dil ko aata hai jab khayaal unka,
497Shabnam ki boondein phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,
498Kaanta na hota to phool ki hifaazat na hoti,
499Height of Challenge
500Night has gone and moon too
501Kareeb reh kar bhi woh humein jaan na paaye,
502Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho,
503Days of Feb:
504Der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataaye,
505Live for the person who dies for you,
506The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it
507Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
508Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaayein,
509Paagal ki 3 nishaaniyaan:
510Sunder mundriye, HO
511Smiles are like birds
512Priya mitr, Namaskaar
513Pyaar se pyaari koi majboori nahi hoti,
514Likho to paigaam kuch aisa likho ki,
515Sehmi-sehmi nigaahon mein khwaab hum jagaa denge,
516Before marriage:
517Teacher ne kaha translate Hindi to English:
518Poocho na us kaagaz se,
519Meri zindagi ke is mod pe ye kaisa waqt aaya hai,
520Pyaase ko ik katra paani hi kaafi hai,
521Zamaane ki har jannat aapke liye hogi,
522There's a lot of difference between Dream and Aim
523Pyaar hai to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
524What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
525What is trust?????
526Life gives answers in three ways
527Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani
528If you wait to be happy
529Neend aankhon se churaane waale
530Har ek jazbaat ko zubaan nahi milti,
531Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
532Is dil ki hai ek 'condition',
533Harbhajan Singh started bhangra
534Bheegi palko ke sang muskuraate hain hum,
535Khushiyon se dil ko aabaad kar lena,
536Pyaar mein mila har gham udhaar hota hai,
537Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,
538Woh humein bhoolane ki baat karte hain,
539Meri yaad aaye = Yaad Karo
540Har pal ki dosti ka iraada hai aapse,
541Friendship is a network that needs no recharging,
542Yeh dua hai humaari,
543Love isn't made only for lovers,
544Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa
545Saaton aasmaan ki sair hum kar aaye,
546May many colors of holi bring many eternal joys
547Mithaayian ho over flow,
548Laal gulaabi rang hai,
549Tesu ki khushboo, rango ki bahaar,
550Ek mulaakat karo humse inaayat samajh kar,
551may god gift you all the colors of life,
552Dost aksar yun hi ban jaate hain,
553Rango ki varsha, gulaal ki fuhaar,
554A man is lucky to be the first love of a woman
555White for peace, red for purity,
556With petals of roses, palm full of holy water,
557Laal gulaabi rang hai, jhoom rahaa sansaar,
559Pyaar ke rang se bharo pichkaari,
560w
562Log milte hain everytime
563Pal-pal se banta hai ehsaas
564Hi jaan
565Har ilzaam ka haqdaar woh humein banaa jaate hain,
566Kaafila-e-raftaar ho umdaa
567Socha tha woh aayenge humaare bhi,
568At the end all things are OK
569Suna hai woh jaate hue keh gaye,
570Aapki dosti, aapki wafaa hi kaafi hai,
571Ek dil mere dil ko zakhm de gayaa,
572Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi,
573Life is all about waking up each day
574Hue kitne fanha is ishq-o-khumaar mein,
575Zinda hu per woh maraa samajh baithe hain,
576Never search your happiness in others
577Never change your originality for the sake of others,
578Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
579Hum gaye unki gali mein,
580Love Never Dies!!
581Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
582Media people asked abhishek,
583Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai
584Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,
585Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls..you are married now
586Kisi ne is par nazar daali
587Wonderful couples in this world
588Kudrat ke karishmo mein agar raat na hoti,
589Gadha har waqt udaas kyun rehta hai..??
590Answer this: Black is a color
591Husband wife ghoomne gaye
592Coin always make sound, but
593Best end is Friend
594Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
595GOD created good heart, you got it
596Kaun kambakht chaahta hai bhulaana,
597SHE the creator,
598Yeh mana hain woh khafa,
599i may be ignorant in the eyes of others
600Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa
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