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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

BIOWASTE MENU 28/12/12


SECTION 1: PRODUCT IDENTIFICATION

FILE NO.: 1 MSDS DATE:

PRODUCT NAME: DISCARDED ORGANS AND STUFFED INTESTINES MIXED WITH GRAINS OF QUESTIONABLE CLEANLINESS SYNONYMS: CARBOHYDRATE 1 PRODUCT CODES: DIR-615 PRODUCT NAME: CHOLESTEROL-LADEN NIGHTSHADE SLICES COATED WITH WHIPPED EMBRYO SYNONYMS: VEGETABLE 1 PRODUCT CODES: FRI-GRTO-446 PRODUCT NAME: FLACCID LEAVES SOAKED WITH POT LIQUOR SYNONYMS: VEGETABLE 2 PRODUCT CODES: COLGR-183 PRODUCT NAME: RECENTLY EXHUMED LUMPY NEON THINGS PRE-MASTICATED TO DISGUISE IMPERFECTIONS SYNONYMS: CARBOHYDRATE 2 / VEGETABLE 3 PRODUCT CODES: SWPOTT-860 PRODUCT NAME: BEHEADED CRUSTACEAN SLURRY WITH SAUCE PREPARED FROM DIGESTIVE TRACT RENDERINGS SYNONYMS: PROTEIN PRODUCT CODES: GMBO-672 PRODUCT NAME: NATURAL DISASTER GLUCOSE SPIKERS SYNONYMS: DESSERT PRODUCT CODES: MDSLD-CKC-907 PRODUCT NAME: DOES NOT CONTAIN AMPALAYA SYNONYMS: DESSERT PRODUCT CODES: GRNSMTH-505 PRODUCT NAME: INSOMNIA-INDUCING CAT FECES SYNONYMS: DESSERT PRODUCT CODES: CIVT-COF-211 SECTION 2: COMPANY IDENTIFICATION MANUFACTURER: MIA, GUAMA, ABBIE, JOYCE, MALLORY, JELINA, DON ADDRESS: VARIOUS BUNK BEDS AND BEDROOMS IN THE BIG HOUSE EMERGENCY PHONE: 911 OTHER CALLS: HAVE YOUR PEOPLE CONTACT OUR PEOPLE FAX PHONE: WERE ON VACATION AND DONT HAVE ONE SECTION 3: HAZARDS IDENTIFICATION EMERGENCY OVERVIEW: MAY HAVE PREPARED TOO MUCH FOOD ROUTES OF ENTRY: ORAL POTENTIAL HEALTH EFFECTS EYES: MAY BE STUNNED BY VIBRANT NEON COLORS OF MEAL AND STYLISH FASHION CHOICES OF CHEFS SKIN: FOOD IS HOT; TAKE CAUTION WHEN SERVING INGESTION: MAY LEAD TO WEIGHT GAIN INHALATION: THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT, PLEASE DONT MEDICAL CONDITIONS GENERALLY AGGRAVATED BY EXPOSURE: HUNGER SECTION 4: FIRST AID MEASURES EYES: CLOSE SKIN: WASH INGESTION: EAT LESS, PACE YOURSELF, DONT LET OTHER PEOPLE PUT FOOD ON YOUR PLATE (IM LOOKING AT YOU, MOM) INHALATION: HOLD BREATH (BUT NOT TOO LONG, DAD) NOTES TO PHYSICIANS OR FIRST AID PROVIDERS: ALL BUT THE NIGHTSHADE, GRAIN, AND CRUSTACEAN ARE VEGAN SECTION 13: DISPOSAL CONSIDERATIONS SECTION 13 NOTES: PLEASE WASH YOUR OWN PLATES AND PLACE THEM IN THE DISHWASHER TO DRY

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